Zana Bonanza
Troy the confuzed
As if I didn't have enough reasons to despise him before, now he's a cannibal. And not just any cannibal, but one that eats his own children. And it wasn't like he was dying of starvation or anything.
Well, it wasn't like he killed them. And considering the Easter Bunny was probably going to sell their soupy remains as house paint, going back into Diedrich's body is probably the lesser of the two WTFs.
Honestly, the Easter Bunny is far worse. What with the exploding eggs and melting baby bunnies, he clearly has an urge to kill. You can't trust robots, man.
I know he didn't kill them, but he didn't need to eat them. Couldn't he have, I dunno, not eaten them or at least have a better reason for it rather than just "they might taste good?" And there's a big difference between being a fetus and being consumed, eventually to be pooped out. While Diedrich Jr. paint is bad, at least it's less disgusting imo.
I didn't say I was a fan of EB either. I hate both of them, just hate Diedrich more. Diedrich has also had his fair share of moments hinting at sinister intentions, he just hasn't done anything major yet.