Krissim Klaw
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- Posted: Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:28:55 +0000
The year was 2005 and I was still a young Gaian nymph. It was Gaia's second annual anniversary but it was my first. Even as a fresh faced nub I was still smart enough to know there was only one place to be for the celebration, the Vonhelson sister mansion. All of Gaia was certain to be there and they were, including the eccentric, cigar smoking, Johnny K. Gambino and his whiny brat son.
What did this hairy ape of a man do to me you ask? Well at the ball he was handing out party favors, a little golden G pin to promote his name. The thing is he didn't hand one out to everyone. Despite being at the party longer than many of my friends he never offered me a single pin. At first I thought perhaps he accidentally hadn't brought enough, but then I saw some of my friends got not one but two or three G pins despite being there a far shorter time period than me.
Thankfully the Vonhelson sisters were there to hand out countless V pin halves to soften the blow, but that didn't erase the fact Johnny K. Gambino had snubbed me. When the party ended, I was left with no G pin and a bruised ego. Sure I could have gotten a hocked one off the vend, but that wouldn't have been the same. If Johnny K. Gambino was too high and mighty to share his tacky pin with me, there was no way I was going to go out and pay for one.
Since that day, every time I have seen a G pin or the monkey butt, Gambino, it has been a slap in my face. It is for this same reason I may or may not have sold a certain glove to a certain shrimp sized elf although I told him that glove was really meant for sexy bedroom time purposes…
So my fellow Gaians for better or worse how have Gaia events over the years managed to leave an indelible mark on your Gaian existence? (Feel free to talk about any events it doesn't just have to be the anniversary ones)
Edit- An anonymous benefactor gifted me a G pin...thank you... I think... Is this thing going to explode? I think I hear ticking... *eye twitch.* What am I suppose to do with this abomination?
What did this hairy ape of a man do to me you ask? Well at the ball he was handing out party favors, a little golden G pin to promote his name. The thing is he didn't hand one out to everyone. Despite being at the party longer than many of my friends he never offered me a single pin. At first I thought perhaps he accidentally hadn't brought enough, but then I saw some of my friends got not one but two or three G pins despite being there a far shorter time period than me.
Thankfully the Vonhelson sisters were there to hand out countless V pin halves to soften the blow, but that didn't erase the fact Johnny K. Gambino had snubbed me. When the party ended, I was left with no G pin and a bruised ego. Sure I could have gotten a hocked one off the vend, but that wouldn't have been the same. If Johnny K. Gambino was too high and mighty to share his tacky pin with me, there was no way I was going to go out and pay for one.
Since that day, every time I have seen a G pin or the monkey butt, Gambino, it has been a slap in my face. It is for this same reason I may or may not have sold a certain glove to a certain shrimp sized elf although I told him that glove was really meant for sexy bedroom time purposes…
So my fellow Gaians for better or worse how have Gaia events over the years managed to leave an indelible mark on your Gaian existence? (Feel free to talk about any events it doesn't just have to be the anniversary ones)
Edit- An anonymous benefactor gifted me a G pin...thank you... I think... Is this thing going to explode? I think I hear ticking... *eye twitch.* What am I suppose to do with this abomination?
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