J-Corp v2: The Jack Fanthread - Don't Eat the Jello!

J-Corp, Assemble!

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[Ecire]

Kid Jak

Ecire

here, have a sparkler!
-hands you one stamped with 'Ares Seal of Approval-

wait did you bring enough for everyone?

eeyup.
-pulls them out from pocket space-

[Kid Jak]

Ecire

Kid Jak

Ecire

here, have a sparkler!
-hands you one stamped with 'Ares Seal of Approval-

wait did you bring enough for everyone?

eeyup.
-pulls them out from pocket space-

Your a fire demon right please tell me these are not your turds...

I mean it would be cool to poo sparklers but I rather know first.

[Ecire]

Kid Jak

Ecire

Kid Jak

Ecire

here, have a sparkler!
-hands you one stamped with 'Ares Seal of Approval-

wait did you bring enough for everyone?

eeyup.
-pulls them out from pocket space-

Your a fire demon right please tell me these are not your turds...

I mean it would be cool to poo sparklers but I rather know first.

{I just hit my head on the floor laughing at that. hope you are happy.}
-gives a look of disgust-
what? No! of course not. that is just plain gross.

[PrincessTeala]

First water balloons and now fireworks! Would now be a bad time to bring out the party cannon?

[Kid Jak]

Ecire

{I just hit my head on the floor laughing at that. hope you are happy.}
-gives a look of disgust-
what? No! of course not. that is just plain gross.

{I Win!}

Well I had to ask since it looked like you just pulled it out your but.

I meen I am not judging people can do with their own poo what they like.

Ants build their houses with theirs Dung beetles take theirs with them where ever they go.

some demons shoot flame out their butt

[darth acheron]

PrincessTeala

Darth Acheron

Afternoon J-Corp. How are you?

Good. Today's new comic book day. How are you?

That's good. I'm doing pretty good thanks.

[Lily_Fairegarden]

PrincessTeala

First water balloons and now fireworks! Would now be a bad time to bring out the party cannon?

Lily pops in and sprays everyone down with more Mischief juice.

Not enough MISCHIEF!

She tosses a pile of pumpkin balloons to Ecrie. "See what you can do with these!"

*Hmm, I really like this dimensional door hopping!*

Lily reaches her hand up and it disappears into the ether. Seconds later, her hand reappears, pulling a rope. Tugging hard, she pops out of existence as a large swimming pool drops in from the ether, complete with falling water. As the pool fills, she reappears dragging a pool ladder. She reaches up again, and this time jumps out of the way as a diving board falls from empty space.

"Everybody into the pool," she yells. "Zero, do you cater pool parties?" Then disappears again.

From mid-air, assorted Little Jacks start popping into existence over the pool and falling in.

[Kaiserin Kai]

What's going on in here stare

[PrincessTeala]

Lily_Fairegarden

PrincessTeala

First water balloons and now fireworks! Would now be a bad time to bring out the party cannon?

Lily pops in and sprays everyone down with more Mischief juice.

Not enough MISCHIEF!

She tosses a pile of pumpkin balloons to Ecrie. "See what you can do with these!"

*Hmm, I really like this dimensional door hopping!*

Lily reaches her hand up and it disappears into the ether. Seconds later, her hand reappears, pulling a rope. Tugging hard, she pops out of existence as a large swimming pool drops in from the ether, complete with falling water. As the pool fills, she reappears dragging a pool ladder. She reaches up again, and this time jumps out of the way as a diving board falls from empty space.

"Everybody into the pool," she yells. "Zero, do you cater pool parties?" Then disappears again.

From mid-air, assorted Little Jacks start popping into existence over the pool and falling in.

"Hey!"*Is soaked and starts feeling strange a moment later*"Hee..hee...hee!" *Brings out the party cannon and loads it with beach balls* "Incoming! " *fires above the pool to make the fun rain down*

[Ecire]

Lily_Fairegarden

PrincessTeala

First water balloons and now fireworks! Would now be a bad time to bring out the party cannon?

Lily pops in and sprays everyone down with more Mischief juice.

Not enough MISCHIEF!

She tosses a pile of pumpkin balloons to Ecrie. "See what you can do with these!"

*Hmm, I really like this dimensional door hopping!*

Lily reaches her hand up and it disappears into the ether. Seconds later, her hand reappears, pulling a rope. Tugging hard, she pops out of existence as a large swimming pool drops in from the ether, complete with falling water. As the pool fills, she reappears dragging a pool ladder. She reaches up again, and this time jumps out of the way as a diving board falls from empty space.

"Everybody into the pool," she yells. "Zero, do you cater pool parties?" Then disappears again.

From mid-air, assorted Little Jacks start popping into existence over the pool and falling in.

please, can a dwarf blow a hole in his pants?
twisted
-fades into the shadows and prepares the water bombardment-

[Zero the hunter]

*Zero sees the pool and runs into a drawer in the kitchen. He then comes back while wearing pirate clothes and carrying a ship large enough to carry him* AVAST MATEYS!!! *He rides the boat in the pool while he takes out a fishing rod* This here be the ye ol' fishing of Davey Jones. It uses water as fishing portals allowing to fish anywhere as long as there be water.
*He casts the rod to the water and quickly pulls out a tuna* See? Now we be waiting to catch a good fish. *Throws the fish to a group of ghost pirates with a grill that start to cook the fish*

((BTW new comic done:

Next victim will be one of our female members. Who will be our "lucky winner"?))

[Kid Jak]

Zero the hunter

((BTW new comic done:Next victim will be one of our female members. Who will be our "lucky winner"?))

((Yay new Comic thanks for doing this Zero!!))

*scowls at the pirates and grabs the Tuna flinging it through a portal to its home lake.*

I still have enough tricks to reduce you lot to ash for sever hundred years.

*He motions to the pirate ghosts.*

so No grill. Unless we are grilling Grunny.

[Zero the hunter]

Kid Jak

Zero the hunter

((BTW new comic done:Next victim will be one of our female members. Who will be our "lucky winner"?))

((Yay new Comic thanks for doing this Zero!!))

*scowls at the pirates and grabs the Tuna flinging it through a portal to its home lake.*

I still have enough tricks to reduce you lot to ash for sever hundred years.

*He motions to the pirate ghosts.*

so No grill. Unless we are grilling Grunny.

((It's no biggy, I will try to update the main comic some time next week))
*Zero approaches Jak while pointing a cannon from the ship at him* How ye be fighting ghost pirates, eh ye Coral-hugger? Also what we all be eating in a pool party if not fish? Simple grilled meat? *Zero pulls his fishing rod and takes out a cooler filled with packed grill meat* ...well that be convenient.

[Kid Jak]

Zero the hunter

((It's no biggy, I will try to update the main comic some time next week))
*Zero approaches Jak while pointing a cannon from the ship at him* How ye be fighting ghost pirates, eh ye Coral-hugger? Also what we all be eating in a pool party if not fish? Simple grilled meat? *Zero pulls his fishing rod and takes out a cooler filled with packed grill meat* ...well that be convenient.

We grill tofu and seaweed wrapped shellfish. but don't use the B word if the Crabs down stairs here that they will invade you think ants are bad you haven't seen mutant crabs.

[Blackrosekitten21]

Kaiserin Kai

What's going on in here stare

Ummm black hole pools,firecracks,fish talking to demon flies and and rekindling mischief apparently. *does a cannonball into the pool !P Why not join us?