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Who do you think should win?

Zero Omega 0.24778761061947 24.8% [ 28 ]
Uncle Kenny 0.34513274336283 34.5% [ 39 ]
Someone else (post!) 0.13274336283186 13.3% [ 15 ]
I just wanted gold :D 0.27433628318584 27.4% [ 31 ]
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IRL Gekko

Since people in the AtA asked me to upload this video, I have, but first a little backstory:


In the office, we deal with stress in many different ways. Some people play videogames, some people shoot nerf guns, some people go screaming down the halls on scooters... and some people try to kill each other with swords.


I apologize in advance for the crappy quality of the video, but my phone was all I had available when I stumbled across this sight in the lunch area...



Now personally I don't think that homocidal rage is a good way to vent stress, but maybe you disagree.

Who do you think the winner is going to be?
Should we make more impromptu videos?
Should I be paid more to afford a better camera (yes) ?
Is it really safe to leave swords lying around an office?
IS THERE A SURPRISE ENDING?
Bwhahaha epic!

On a more serious note I think those swords need some Viagra. Looking a little floppy there and everyone knows it isn't how big your sword is but how hard and pointy it is.
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Was that a bo staff or a sheaved naginata? o.o
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Bwhahaha epic!
Is it really? I think I must have fallen, hit my head and forgotten what that word means.
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EliteDanneh
Was that a bo staff or a sheaved naginata? o.o
A really big stick.
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Was that a bo staff or a sheaved naginata? o.o
A really big stick.


So, an improvised bo staff. Gotcha.

Which one was which? Cuz the big guy with long hair looks like me, save for a few lesser inches of hair.
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That is a a nice table in the ba-

wait there were swords? IN MY GAIA?
hmmm, not sure how to feel about this.

not manly enough.
next time make them go shirtless and have giant soldiers helmets with mighty plumage on the top scream

but yes, that is how Gaia works.
two men think of two different ideas and have a sword fight to decide what is going to be released next!

round one... McSourface vs Lanzer!

... FIGHT!
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Krissim Klaw
Bwhahaha epic!
Is it really? I think I must have fallen, hit my head and forgotten what that word means.
Did you not see, the stick won. For my stick mantises that is indeed an epic moment.

Power to the sticks!

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Was that a bo staff or a sheaved naginata? o.o
A really big stick.


So, an improvised bo staff. Gotcha.

Which one was which? Cuz the big guy with long hair looks like me, save for a few lesser inches of hair.
The one with his hand behind his back for most of it is Zero Omega, and the other is Uncle Kenny.
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Was that a bo staff or a sheaved naginata? o.o
A really big stick.


So, an improvised bo staff. Gotcha.

Which one was which? Cuz the big guy with long hair looks like me, save for a few lesser inches of hair.
The one with his hand behind his back for most of it is Zero Omega, and the other is Uncle Kenny.


Now I must demand that Zero stop looking like me. Damnit.

On another note...I'm guessing there's an actual story behind all of this? Do you know it?
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I wish I could work in a place where stress relief involved sword fighting and video game playing.


in before "why are you guys fighting with swords instead of dealing with zOMG/updating plot/insert typical complaint here"
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I wish I could work in a place where stress relief involved sword fighting and video game playing.


in before "why are you guys fighting with swords instead of dealing with zOMG/updating plot/insert typical complaint here"
Luckily my excuse is that I don't deal with any of that!


Oh you mean them, I dunno. ninja
Hahahaha, I love the long pole to break them up. Silly guys! x3
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There is no LIFE in those fights!

You can tell neither is a 'performer'.

I may have to drive up and get all 'Duck Dodgers' up in the office.

I can see it now:

"Today, the office was invaded by a GIANT DUST BUNNY! He laminated the bape cow, super glued some staff members office doors shut, and in the spirit of some things Disney, stole everyone's left shoe.

"Oh...and fired a full chain of nerf darts at somebody. The person couldn't be identified, but their whole desk, which was covered in Sherlock yaoi pron, was indeed covered in 30 rolls of plastic wrap."
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IRL Gekko

Ridley Starsmore
There is no LIFE in those fights!

You can tell neither is a 'performer'.

I may have to drive up and get all 'Duck Dodgers' up in the office.

I can see it now:

"Today, the office was invaded by a GIANT DUST BUNNY! He laminated the bape cow, super glued some staff members office doors shut, and in the spirit of some things Disney, stole everyone's left shoe.

"Oh...and fired a full chain of nerf darts at somebody. The person couldn't be identified, but their whole desk, which was covered in Sherlock yaoi pron, was indeed covered in 30 rolls of plastic wrap."
That would certainly make mondays more interesting ... I mean more interesting than AtA's already do. 3nodding

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