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Sinsario
Look at this damn Boto Encantado: SPANISH MOTHER ********. HAPPY ******** RIVER DOLPHIN. RIVER. DOLPHINS IN THE RIVER.
BUT NO FORGET THE DOLPHIN LOOK AT THAT HAIR.
DOLPHINS DON'T HAVE HAIR. BUT MY GOD THE HAIR IS SEXY WHY IS IT ONLY LIKE 30K? THAT SUCKS. YOU NEED TO BUY IT. OH GOD CURLS.
LOOK AT THE CLOTHES. BIG PIMPIN'. YOU AREN'T GAY IF YOU WEAR PINK PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME SO.
Boto Encantado has only gone up to 45k since this was originally posted.
I quoted this because 1) its an underrated item and 2) this guy (Sinsario) could sell ketchup Popsicles to a woman in white gloves.
While we're on the topic of awesome drinkytengu items:
Centre De La Terre, 45k, I always forget what this one was called. Though I finally found it tonight. I'm shocked it's only that much with an amazing mushroom background like that. Seriously; skyrim and avatar cosplays. >.>
Vulturine Gentleman, 40k, very stylish item. Matches well with some of the new weird purple items we've been getting.
Medical Attention, Obvious "Medic" item from TF2. With that aside though, the item is wonderful for anyone wanting to sport a vintage medical outfit. Also comes with a cute gory bird.
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Martian War, 48k, most of the poses might be hard to overlook as weird, if you're not really into sci-fi. But the "Red Weed" and hair pose are very neat.
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Fancy Man's Fez, very nice leg mod and top. It also comes with a ******** fez. Why isnt this in your inventory yet?