black part of art is dark elves implying that they are the minority and the vampires are superior
Dark Elves have three types of skin tones: Blue, Purple, and Dark Gray (which looks black). Most of them have white hair.
Meanwhile, most vamps are pale and have dark hair, mostly black.
I have not mentioned anything about elves being a minority or superiority. You simply implied that.
Please stop trolling. Why would I make my own team seem inferior? scream
I like that image you made. It just... works really well.
I'm going with Dark Elf. I usually make it a point to side with the "good" team on all of these events... but frankly, in this case, there only seem to be shades of grey.
Obvioiusly, the Dark Elves are the more immediate threat, so by rights, I should side against them. However...
I just REALLY don't like the vampires. gonk
And I sometimes dress as a dark elf, anyway--not using the potion, but using the grey body dye and grey elf ears. So yeah... just had to side with them, because I like them better. neutral
Haven't chosen yet, but I'm leaning towards dark elves.
I'm sure the vampires will have more members because well.. fan girls of twilight, and fan girls of Louie.
Did you know? Those horrible things from Twilight are in fact not vampires.
But wait you say. They said they're vampires, so it must be true right?
Didn't you know, there are things out there that are so bad that they don't mind you thinking they're vampires? Yes, it is true. If you dare learn the truth, click on the spoiler button...
Rory: This whole thing is mental! They're vampires, for Gods sake.
The Doctor: No.
Amy: So if they're not vampires...
The Doctor: It makes you wonder what could be so bad it doesn't actually mind us thinking it's a vampire.
Now those things in Twilight don't exhibit normal vampire behavior. They only hate sunlight because it reveals their inhumanness, and they're reputed to be vegetarians.
What we know about vampires is that they hate sunlight because it feels like burning, and they're known to have a diet that is exclusively blood.
What is know about "Twipires" [as we will call them] is that they have rock hard bodies of stone and can move really really fast. Vampires can move really fast [in relation to humans], but they're known to not have stone hard bodies.
Based on observations made by the 11th Doctor, we can only surmise that since Twipires are not vampires that they then falls into that category of being something "so bad it doesn't actually mind us thinking it's a vampire."
What else has rock hard bodies of stone and can move really really fast? Weeping Angels
While these are clearly not your standard weeping angels that are quantum locked when any living being looks at them, they obviously are a related species that is far far worse than the horror that is a weeping angel. Why?
As horrible as they are, even the weeping angels don't go around pretending to be vampires thus anyone reading this who wants to argue with me that "Twipires" are not even remotely related to weeping angels must also concede then that they are something far worse worse than vampire and far worse that weeping angels.
Don't Blink! Blink, and you're dead!
Don't turn your back!
Don't look away, and don't blink!
Good luck.
PS -- I sided with vampires because that's my avatar species.
We don't mind you thinking we're vampires only because we are vampires.
I chose to side with Don Kuro, because I always choose the losing side.
I was initially against him due to his Gino hunt, but I decided his fashion sense outweighs his evil.
Vampire, because I didn't read the message all the way before clicking to open the link in a new tab. /derp
I'd have probably chosen dark elf otherwise>>
I joined the vampires mostly because I love a good vs evil fight, and I tend to side with good unless evil is funnier. And in this case, vampires are good.
Also, it gives me plenty of chances to make up a good femme fatale avvy or two.
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