Favourite Item Descriptions..?

[Petit Marionette]

The bunny slippers is definitely my favorite one, but the princess bird is a close second! Then again, I hadn't read all that many item descriptions until I found this thread. -loves topic idea- heart

[S C I E N T I F I C A]

David Boa is my favorite.

"Alruna's boa, possessed by the Animated. She took a liking to it and made it her pet. She is now its queen b***h."

[RuneYue]

G-Team Ranger Red Belt: The sophisticated G-Team Ranger belt, complete with hidden gizmos and pouches for all your coins, hard candy, and coupons.

Coupons? o-o



Cool Starter Pirate Puffy Pants: Wearing a circus tent wrapped around your legs is sure to win admiration from your fellow pirates.

Someone's been watching too much One Piece~



Stress Relief Candles: These candles are guaranteed to relieve all of your stress. Unless they catch your house on fire, of course.

This amuses me because I always read the warnings on the candles I buy and they are always like one of those "No s**t" deals.

[Locus Solus]

Lord Tyhnu

Personally I've always loved the description for the hand knit tops.

"At first it looks like something a poor peasant would wear.. but at second glance, wouldnt you wear something like this if you were a dashing prince who was in hiding after his kingdom was destroyed, trying to protect a mysterious girl from another world using his giant mechanical armor? Of course not...."

Escaflowne reference ftw.

This one, I even have the item just for the description, Escaflowne ftw

[Kiccino]

Frank Doll: This guy looks legit!

Cuttlephones: Slightly depressing headphones that only play tracks by My Cuttlefish Romance.

[saya-kitsune13]

Wave Tiara: This coral tiara summons a domesticated waterspout to your side. Aside from looking cool, pet spouts are great fun at pool parties, and make washing the car a breeze!

[[Ampharos]]

Nut Buster Pants

Gives new meaning to having wood in your pants.

[Arricia-sama]

Bape Cow. Forever Bape Cow.

"What the heck is a bape cow?! "

Not even Gaia knows.

[johnnycheesedog]

the cold case of pietro first generation; Round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round it goes...

[caostic]

Fairy Wand

When you wish upon a star... people DIE.

Red Ceramic Mug

I once made one of these mugs for my mom in shop class for mother's day. When she saw it, she smiled and said she loved it and that she would always use it for her morning coffee. My mom doesn't drink coffee. -_-;;;;

They both crack me up. XD

[Silent Cartoon]

Zookeeper's Jacket

["F*** the zoo!"
"I can't believe you're saying that. What about the animals?"
"F*** the animals. They're all a bunch of wankers."
"You said you wanted to help the animals!"
"I do, I want to help them all to die!" ]

Mighty Boosh reference is win. X3

[Flight of the Garuda]

Gothic Butterfly, and last easter's cash shop items.

[Whyte Mouse]

The Bloody Handprints Floor/Wall Tiles:

"Blood...I hope it's not Chris's blood."

[Ephemeral_Dream]

Definitely Prince Antoine.

Quote:

Parmi toutes les étoiles et les planètes, de tout le plus grand amour était l'amour du Prince pour sa Fleur.