Favourite Item Descriptions..?

[Rainnyy Days]

Misses Brinks

I had many favourites.
But my most recent is: The pumpkin seed.
" Suitable for oven roasting, planting to attract the Great Pumpkin, or making a collage in grade school that your mother can pretend to cherish but then 'lose' in a few weeks. "

Anti-Ling: ******** lol, never saw that one xD

xDDDD

And <3 Fairy Wand, classic.

And I lol'd, rather loudly, at the gonk mask xD

[Saraeneth]

Sharaku Nose

Ol' Sharaku-san, so they say
Was an artist of ukiyo-e
When he drew you, your schnooze
Would make you look like Ron Bruise
But Sharaku got paid anyway.

Found this one yesterday.
Thought it was pretty neat.

[Rainnyy Days]

Saraeneth

Sharaku Nose

Ol' Sharaku-san, so they say
Was an artist of ukiyo-e
When he drew you, your schnooze
Would make you look like Ron Bruise
But Sharaku got paid anyway.

Found this one yesterday.
Thought it was pretty neat.

3nodding

Whatever happened to Ron? xD

[Saraeneth]

Rainnyy Days

Saraeneth

Sharaku Nose

Ol' Sharaku-san, so they say
Was an artist of ukiyo-e
When he drew you, your schnooze
Would make you look like Ron Bruise
But Sharaku got paid anyway.

Found this one yesterday.
Thought it was pretty neat.

3nodding

Whatever happened to Ron? xD

I have no idea.
He was doing the Cinema updates for a while,
back when we actually had those.

[Rainnyy Days]

Red Dragonfly

Sometimes I wonder why they call the dragonfly a DRAGONfly... it doesn't have scales, no claws, no massive mouth of teeth and doesn't breathe fire. Some people just have TOO much imagination.

[Rainnyy Days]

House Fly

Once a fly was circling around me as I ate dinner. I backhanded it SO HARD it hit the wall and died instantly. I HATE flies.

cicada

Once the female cicada comes above ground, she mates. Then she lays her eggs and dies. HAHA! What a loser!

Retro TV

HDTV? What in tarnations is that?!

confused

[Crimson Cliff]

There's so many good ones, it'll take a while to pick out/remember the ones I really like. I'll edit this post when I find them.

Snowman Mask

Remember that one show where the snowman came to life and they took him to like, Florida or something and it was so hot he was all melting? Dude that was so messed up -_-

Cicada

Once the female cicada comes above ground, she mates. Then she lays her eggs and dies. HAHA! What a loser!

Buddhist Monk's Rosary

I don't care what those Tantric New Agers told you, this is what you should be fingering while you meditate.

Dragon and Kai(in heaven)

The earth they help make,
On their stomach they travel,
Leaving a sweet trail
--
Worm becomes dragon,
Struggle in plastic confine,
Worm becomes dark black

Bug Swarm

Close your eyes! Pinch your nose! The Midge Cloud of Doom approacheth!

Suede Ribbed Boots

For her pleasure.

[pong kiyo]

EDIT! The previous poster took myne! T^T

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Drop Dead Gorgeous Midnight Gown: They say fashions made a comeback every forty years. No one told her that she should buy a new dress in the old style instead of digging this old thing up!

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Snowman Mask: Remember that one show where the snowman came to life and they took him to like, Florida or something and it was so hot he was all melting? Dud that was so messed up. -_-

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Unibrow: Plucking is an unnecessary vanity. You prefer the healthy, vibrant look of a troglodytic face caterpillar and CRAZY EYES!

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Autumn Wings: You suddenly feel very nervous around rakes and black trash bags

Is them good? =D

I laughed at several of those quotes before me. <3

[Rainnyy Days]

HA!
heart the Autumn one XD

[pong kiyo]

^^ Autumn Wings was cute. <3

[THE disposable camera]

Quote:

Helm of the Vikings
The seafaring folk of the Northern Continents were known for their unsurpassed skill at fishing ... well, that and cold blooded murder. ^_^;;;

Lol

[pong kiyo]

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A La Fondue: He was delicious

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The Stepfather Tie: The perfect fashion accessory to wear while strangling your family.

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Dunce Cap: "D" is for dunce, dummy! razz

Moars. xP

[squishedjellybear]

Princess Bird.
"A little bird told me great tales of princesses, monsters, beautiful landscapes, and copious amounts of food porn."

XD

Autumn Stripes Grapefruit Pants
"Make sure they don't FALL down, or everyone will see your b'AUTUMN."
Makes me smile whee

[Carpathyah]

The infamous..

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Catastrophe: My cat accidentally the photo shops.

C:

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Cuttlephone: Slightly depressing headphones that only play tracks by My Cuttlefish Romance.

I always giggled at this even though I'm an MCR fan.

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Brown Beetle: Just Beet it

Ehh, hope they're good?

[Annasay]

Fyahe

Red Butterfly

Quote:

Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called ' 'Heaven.' '

and

Blue Butterfly

Quote:

The blue butterfly always gets asked the question 'Why are you always so sad?' Little do his friends know, that by asking that question they only make him feel worse. Because he's just being moody and just wants to be left alone and he doesn't need someone to point out the obvious, which he has no power to change. Geez.

and

Peelunger

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Ewwwww, all over the new carpet.

AND ALSO
DEMONIC ARMOR
Because it's totally ******** true.

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Throughout history, one thing has remained the same: the bad guys always get the cool outfits.

Theses are my favorite descriptions of all time (along with the mug one)

i love them all. xD
really though
the ones with the best descriptions are always the ones that get kicked under the carpet for not being the best, or they get changed.

like poor fondue.
and his white chocolate.