Favourite Item Descriptions..?

[iHeartTrigun]

Aquarium Arrow Fish

O pointy fish / O pointy pointy / Anoint my tank
Anointy-nointy. -John Lillison.

Makes me giggle xp heart I have arrowfishies named john in my mule's tank ;p

Jingle Bell Earrings

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting tingling, ALL DAY LONG! AAAUGH!! MAKE THEM STOOOP!!!

..can't think of anymore now. XD but if I do, i'll come back~

[ily Brennivin]

I like the Buddhist Monk's Rosary description:

"I don't care what those Tantric New Agers told you, this is what you should be fingering while you meditate."

My god, it is so perverted, and I think that's wonderful.

[PK Flash]

the former description of the picolitrosso's urn makes me giggle.

Quote:

"I found this pretty urn in my grandfather's attic. I believe that he picked this up somewhere in Northern Italy. Pictures do not do this urn justice! It is only marked by a tiny brass plate that reads "Picolitrosso" It needs cleaning since it was sitting in a dusty attic, but there are no other chips or marks. Comes from a smoke-free home. Check out my other auctions, I combine shipping!"

[Rainnyy Days]

ily Brennivin

I like the Buddhist Monk's Rosary description:

"I don't care what those Tantric New Agers told you, this is what you should be fingering while you meditate."

My god, it is so perverted, and I think that's wonderful.

LMAO!! XD

[Rainnyy Days]

PK Flash

the former description of the picolitrosso's urn makes me giggle.

Quote:

"I found this pretty urn in my grandfather's attic. I believe that he picked this up somewhere in Northern Italy. Pictures do not do this urn justice! It is only marked by a tiny brass plate that reads "Picolitrosso" It needs cleaning since it was sitting in a dusty attic, but there are no other chips or marks. Comes from a smoke-free home. Check out my other auctions, I combine shipping!"

whee
These are all soo good! x

[Pallas Athea]

PK Flash

the former description of the picolitrosso's urn makes me giggle.

Quote:

"I found this pretty urn in my grandfather's attic. I believe that he picked this up somewhere in Northern Italy. Pictures do not do this urn justice! It is only marked by a tiny brass plate that reads "Picolitrosso" It needs cleaning since it was sitting in a dusty attic, but there are no other chips or marks. Comes from a smoke-free home. Check out my other auctions, I combine shipping!"

Oh my gosh, I never noticed that it changed! I loved this description! Oh well...

I love Gaia's sense of humor.

[Mecano]

QUEEN BEE

Because it makes reference to the Blind Melon music video "No Rain"
and that song makes me happy heart

[Nikunya]

A lot of my favorites have already been mentioned.
Another fav of mine is for the Courted Ruff
" A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. "

[Ratt Scabies]

Mecano

QUEEN BEE

Because it makes reference to the Blind Melon music video "No Rain"
and that song makes me happy heart

BLIND MELON FOR THE ******** WIN. heart heart heart heart heart heart

The Hoony Shirts do too, but then again, they were named after Shannon Hoon.

[Anti-Ling]

gonk mask

An expression for those rare moments when you drop a heavy box on your toe while simultaneously walking in on your grandmother in the bathroom.

I am half convinced that god wrote this gonk heart

[Brass Helix]

Cecil

This curious jelly like substance one day swam into a cavern in search for some soggy cookies. Unfortunately the cavern closed on him and since then has been waiting for a passerby (preferably with a lot of sweets) to release him.

I adore this items, and the description makes me squee a little inside whenever I read it.

[Misses Brinks]

I had many favourites.
But my most recent is: The pumpkin seed.
" Suitable for oven roasting, planting to attract the Great Pumpkin, or making a collage in grade school that your mother can pretend to cherish but then 'lose' in a few weeks. "

Anti-Ling: ******** lol, never saw that one xD

[l ShishkaBerry l]

♪ ...smoke two joints in the morning... ♪

sooooo many good ones...
my all time fav is this one

"Dragonfly is perhaps Kevin Costner's worst movie since Waterworld."

so funny cause its true 4laugh

♪ ...smoke two joints at night... ♪

Skoora, Skoora, Skoora, the gentle shark.
Skoora, Skoora. He's a killer with a broken heart.
Don't blame him! He blames himself.
Don't hate him! He hates himself.
Skoora, Skoora. Skoora the gentle shark.

[Syuura]

Fairy Wand

When you wish upon a star... people DIE.

;D gets me every time.

[Waltzkrieg]

cygnus the dark star doll

What's the point of writing an item description if the earth will fall into the sun in only 1.5 billion years?

Cygnus is apparently something of a celestial version of Marvin the Paranoid Android, lol