Favourite Item Descriptions..?

[Rainnyy Days]

Whats yours?
I lol'ed at
Plastic Lunchbox : "Day 32 of peanut butter and jelly, carrot sticks and apple slices... it's like mom's not even trying anymore"
&
Pink Bunny Slippers : "The ultimate bunny slippers. Feels just like stepping on the real thing."

heart

OMGplease?

TEAM B.O.O.

[Draconian Dignitary]

Red Butterfly

Quote:

Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called ' 'Heaven.' '

and

Blue Butterfly

Quote:

The blue butterfly always gets asked the question 'Why are you always so sad?' Little do his friends know, that by asking that question they only make him feel worse. Because he's just being moody and just wants to be left alone and he doesn't need someone to point out the obvious, which he has no power to change. Geez.

and

Peelunger

Quote:

Ewwwww, all over the new carpet.

AND ALSO
DEMONIC ARMOR
Because it's totally ******** true.

Quote:

Throughout history, one thing has remained the same: the bad guys always get the cool outfits.

i love them all. xD
really though
the ones with the best descriptions are always the ones that get kicked under the carpet for not being the best, or they get changed.

like poor fondue.
and his white chocolate.

[Anaella]

Personally I've always loved the description for the hand knit tops.

"At first it looks like something a poor peasant would wear.. but at second glance, wouldnt you wear something like this if you were a dashing prince who was in hiding after his kingdom was destroyed, trying to protect a mysterious girl from another world using his giant mechanical armor? Of course not...."

Escaflowne reference ftw.

[Rainnyy Days]

Fyahe

Red Butterfly

Quote:

Daddy once told me that when mommy passed away, she was taken by the butterflies into Heaven. From that day forward, I swore that I would torture and kill every last one of them until they would reveal to me the location of this so called ' 'Heaven.' '

xd xd xd xd

OMGplease?

TEAM B.O.O.

[rokkenrou]

Fondue -


Quote:

Let me coat your strawberries in my sweet white chocolate!



Kanoko's dark reflection -


Quote:

Twas grulling, and the swanty toves
Did gaia and gimble in the meme:
All bishi were the borogoves,
And the gcd raths outgrabe



my favs by far =w= ♥

[Aldfridus]

Lord Tyhnu

Personally I've always loved the description for the hand knit tops.

"At first it looks like something a poor peasant would wear.. but at second glance, wouldnt you wear something like this if you were a dashing prince who was in hiding after his kingdom was destroyed, trying to protect a mysterious girl from another world using his giant mechanical armor? Of course not...."

Escaflowne reference ftw.

Quoted for FTWness.

Also:

Fairy Wand

When you wish upon a star... people DIE.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/marketplace/itemdetail/3917


Sounds like the theme of this story:

The Little Girl Who Was Forgotten By Absolutely Everyone (Even The Postman).

[Teh Savior]

Quote:

Oni Set:

Oh no! Your incubation wasn't successful, but you found a Humanoid creatures from Japanese folklore wrecking disaster and all that is unpleasant...

GEE GUYS, SURE IS GRAMMAR IN HERE.

[Druddigon]

Number 2 pencil: Pop quiz! You should give out your password... a) to those you trust, b) to people you believe work for Gaia, c) NEVER!!! How many times do we have to tell you?! NEVAAAAARRRR! Okay, time's up. Pencils down. :3 Everyone who chose A or B needs to review the Safety Tips for homework.

[Rainnyy Days]

xxTechWolFxx

Number 2 pencil: Pop quiz! You should give out your password... a) to those you trust, b) to people you believe work for Gaia, c) NEVER!!! How many times do we have to tell you?! NEVAAAAARRRR! Okay, time's up. Pencils down. :3 Everyone who chose A or B needs to review the Safety Tips for homework.

whee

OMGplease?

TEAM B.O.O.

[Liselle]

They put a lot of effort into the item descriptions, even for things like loot and game items. I really like the dental floss one:

Dental Floss

Don't forget to floss every time you brush. Don't forget to brush everytime you eat. Don't forget to read things that tell you what you already know. Don't forget to go insane from people telling you what not to forget.

There's so much to pick from though, it's impossible to pick a favorite!

[Kitty Zombie]

Biohazard Mood Bubble

If I've learned anything from video games, it's the meaning of this symbol: "Watch out for zombies."

[Milk Kittea]

Quote:

Catch a Kitten Star and put it in your pocket, save it for the rainy day.

Kitten Star's description always makes me smile. <3

[Rainnyy Days]

Zombie Soul : Zombies only have one emotion, and it looks a little something like THIS.

Zombies Meaty Limb : C'mon, when you think about it, it's really no more disgusting than a chicken drumstick.

[koscu]

Wind Security Blanket:

The son of the Wind God, Kaze, was once given a blanket by his father in order to protect him from the wild. He carried this blanket with him everywhere he went until he was old enough to fend for himself.

I think it's so simple and cute whee

[Venice at Nightx]

Sir I admit your general rule that every poet is a fool
But you yourself may serve to show it, that every fool is not a poet.

It's from a poem by Alexander Pope, and it's from the Lute.