Teh Savior
Perinoculous
Errodu
Aku Ohino
Errodu
Even if I'm not, I'm satisfied with the illusion that I'm crotch grabbing Sentinel
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Lol, nice. B)
Dude it's like her suit was MADE for crotch grabbing.
But because she's a demon of eternal suffering and damnation, you can't tap that.
Because she'll break your fingers, and you'll have nothing to tap with.
You might say "But Errodu, what about my man-finger? WINK."
And I'll reply "It's already being fed to the dogs."
You'll ask "What? How? My man-finger is right h-"
And as you pat that spot in your pants, you'll notice a depression. As if something is missing, if you will.
That's right.
You were unconciously castrated.
Sentinel's all powerful.
gonk
It'd be worth it, though. It'd be worth the pain and humiliation for a mere glimmer of a chance at tapping what is not meant to be tapped.
Of course, I'm not a dude, so I can say this with ease.
It's not just pain and humiliation, the junk produced in yo' junk regulates emotions somewhat.
Ever notice the difference between a eunuch and a normal man, full o' testosterone?
Pffffffft, you guys don't need hormones. That's just what you say to keep women from chopping things off when they're mad. Look at John Bobbit, he had his tacklebox cut off for a while and went on to a possibly successful, probably dubious pornography career!
Edit: This has gotten painfully off topic, so I will add: I adore the poses for all three items, but I wish they had added the crotch gleam. How else will we know how good it feels, man?