Crackpot Theories- See Page 7 For The Story

[Mingan Twenine]

Mizure

Mingan29

Mizure

Wait! It was Ruby! Y'know, that chick who runs the hatshop. She was getting back at Gambino for peeking in her window over Christmas...the pervert 3nodding


(This is fun! I'm really getting into this now...)

Yes! Yes!

It was Peyo trying to kill his gay lover Gino for not rememebring him!

It was Rina! She was jealous of Gino for getting Peyo!

I know it now! It was Hitler! He was hiding in the Internet the whole time!

[Frunny]

Mingan29

Mizure

Mingan29

Mizure

Mingan29

Whoa, I'm really hyper tonight.

Hmm...It was Agatha. Her glasses were really high-powered scopes, and she had a rifle behind the counter because of the jewelry!

I'm on a roll.

It was Liam. He's against robots; the Easter bunny was a robot. He was pissed about it. twisted

I'll add that to the first page theories.

You didn't add my Sasha theory... 3nodding And it's Mizure. M-I-Z-E, no wait um, it's um...hold on let me start again...M-I...or maybe it's a Y...

Oh...right. People are believing that more, so it's not crackpot enough. This is way-out-of-the-box theories.

The Sasha theory is true. It boasts concrete evidence.

[Mizure]

Farigen

It was a ring wraith... *people stare at me* ..what?

It was those damn dirty hobbitses!

[Mizure]

Mingan29

I know it now! It was Hitler! He was hiding in the Internet the whole time!

Dude! It was SO Hitler! He's working together with Bush!

[Mingan Twenine]

Mizure

Farigen

It was a ring wraith... *people stare at me* ..what?

It was those damn dirty hobbitses!

Yeah! Gambino had the One Ring! Look at all of his bling- it HAS to be true!

[Iago McDohl]

It would just be all to appropriate and tidy for this all to be an april fools joke. As for the charas, I believe they have outlived thier usefulness. Gambino and the sisters just arnt bankable anymore, what with all their lavish expenditures. They were just removed by the powers that be. Soon, that reporter lady and Gambinp's son will rise in influence, each asking us for money for some sort of charity.

[Mingan Twenine]

Mizure

Mingan29

I know it now! It was Hitler! He was hiding in the Internet the whole time!

Dude! It was SO Hitler! He's working together with Bush!

Logan was the rifle holder! He's a secret Internet George Bush! And he gave the gun to Edmund, the secret Internet Hitler!

[Viable Alternative]

no, it's a liesss!! it wasn't the ring wraithsssss, no. It was the eye on tops of the towerssssssss....

[Mingan Twenine]

Farigen

no, it's a liesss!! it wasn't the ring wraithsssss, no. It was the eye on tops of the towerssssssss....

No! It was Al-Quaeda! They crashed a plane into the tower!

[Viable Alternative]

...you know what? It was me. I mean, lookie at my cloak!!! ...oh, right, I'm already on parole...ignore me, please...

[Mizure]

Mingan29

Farigen

no, it's a liesss!! it wasn't the ring wraithsssss, no. It was the eye on tops of the towerssssssss....

No! It was Al-Quaeda! They crashed a plane into the tower!

It was Osama! The real one!

[Mingan Twenine]

Mizure

Mingan29

Farigen

no, it's a liesss!! it wasn't the ring wraithsssss, no. It was the eye on tops of the towerssssssss....

No! It was Al-Quaeda! They crashed a plane into the tower!

It was Osama! The real one!

It was the love-child of Laura Bush and Osama!

[Mingan Twenine]

Farigen

...you know what? It was me. I mean, lookie at my cloak!!! ...oh, right, I'm already on parole...ignore me, please...

And you're hiding your ID behind a mask! Plus your sign is deceptive!

[Iago McDohl]

[funky cat maybe]

PSH. It was ROBO-LIAM, and all three of his evil robot clone-minions, Robo-Rufus, Robo-Peyo, and Robo-Gino.