an npc fanfic#1 ian

[Dark Warp]

Ian woke up to the smell of pancakes rufus was doing well today he also heard rufus talking to himself about math oh well

"let's see who will I seduce into sex today?" Ian said as he checked his calender " let's see today is vanessa I better get my sheet of nice things to say about her breast implants.


* 5 hours later*

Ian was running out of things to say about her breats he was thinking too hard about this

" I like your shells er... boobs, er sashas! oh!"

Ian then met Liam who also was on the run from girls he never did get his name. now Ian is trying to settle down not going well

[Dark Warp]

Ian woke up Peyo still thought he was his father and waking up at 5 pm was a daily thing

"can I have a ducky?!?!"

"no go look at my desk"

"porn!"

"duckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckieduckie"

"god ******************** damn it! ****************** would you just get the F&**$ out of here! go shove porn up your *$$

[NekoTalim]

What in the name of all that is Cute and Fuzzy is wrong with you?