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- Posted: Mon, 10 Sep 2012 09:46:37 +0000
Sets down a giant ten foot by ten by ten foot vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and every other flavor known to man cake right in the middle of the bar floor. Nine candles are placed atop the cake, each burning with the flames of a thousand suns. A single, manly, tear drops from his left eye. "Happy birthday you ol' bean... Nine years, and we still keep going..." He raises his hand to his forehead in a salute to the bar.
*Still stumbling on his own vomit Jo lands on some shards of glass but makes his way towards the center of the room. Leaving a hot mess in his wake, Jo reaches the center of the room and digs his head in a nice corner of the cake, nomming while still shaking from his recent imaginary visit.*
You'd think with this being a 9 year anniversary and all...
You'd get us a 9 x 9 x9 foot cake. Just sayin?
*The heat from the candles singe his hair and pretty sure are starting the early phases of melanoma. He'll just have Leena fix that for him later, she totally owes him a favor or two*