Cassandra Geminni
Zelo Omega
*He spots the gnome fleeing from the scene, enraged at this development he calls out.* TIGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! TRANSFORM BEAST STRIKE! END THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO FALL PREY TO YOUR MIGHTY STRENGTH!
scream
*A large rumble in heard from the roof, an ominous roar is heard coming down from the heavens, the sky darkens and lightening cracks down. The roof starts to shake, asbestos falling from the rafters, Owen Cornings Fiber Glass Insulation bolstering out from the two-by-fours as nails spring out.*
COME AND SHOW THEM ALL WHO THE REAL FEARSOME RULER IS! GOGOGOGOGOGO!
scream
*He laughs maniacally, clearly having lost it more than usual. The roof tears open as it falls onto the ground, it's hideous, horrendous, it stands in front of Cassie with its eyes darted toward the gnome... It is a twelve foot long platypus, it snorts and charges past Cassie and toward the gnome*
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY WILL BE MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
*He then continues to pelt Cassie with bottles, how many does he have behind that bar...?* REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM!
scream * A platypus ran pass her and the forsaken creature went off to violate gnomes to its heart's content. Incidentally, the disgusting creature had a faint hint of lilacs about it that was quite pleasing to nose. The storm's power sent a surge of wind through the shattered bar, creating quite the sight to see. The shrieking maiden's wails in harmonic unison with unnatural nautical gales were enough to leave any would be passerby's with fewer braincells than they would have had they never seen the scene to begin with! Nevertheless, bouncing and shattering bree bottles, asbestos covered gnomes and flying tetanus wounds waiting to happen aside, the girl persisted in screaming.*
gonk ...
*First the noise, then the objects... and one final high pitched screech that shut everything down. Everything froze midair as most color drained from srdb into sepia, as if the Joads have returned to claim what was once theirs. There was no more fear, no more pain, only anger. And finally silence. . .*
. . .
*Cassy walked up to the zombie man and slapped his hand*
That hurt! Geeze! scream
*Cassy grabbed two bottles that managed to break off the floor and hands one to her assailant*
*He winces at the slap and lets out a slight yelp.* Sorry!
gonk It was but a mere handshake, you know that! *He takes a swig of the bottle and immediately spits it out* WHAT IN THE WORLD?! How long has this been sitting here?! *He immediately checks the date on the bottle: September 9, 2003*
... Oh for the love of.
gonk Here, hold this. *He thrusts the bottle forward into Cassy's free hand and walks behind the bar, eyeing Jo and the gunny he has never me...t... Be... For--- ... NEW CUSTOMER! His eyes light up, this is the PERFECT time to call in Benny.*
Oh what a mess, what a mess this bar is... Let's see, where's that button... Oy, Tentacle, STOP THAT! *He slaps the tentacle coming out from the fridge and steps over it. He makes his way toward the very end of the bar and reaches under it, his fingers fiddle with a small button before giving it a firm click.*
*The bar rattles and shakes, the debris from the mess vibrating as they slowly begin to float in the air and return to their original place before the disaster. The two-by-fours in the roof move in reverse and place themselves back into their initial position. Within a few minutes the bar returns to its old, original, splendor.* I love doing that... Now, let's see... I hope I still have his number... *Zelo lifts up the phone next to him and dials up a number*
Hey there Benny, Zelo. Yes, yeah it's been a long time. How's the family? Oh good, glad to hear that. I hope those Pigmy Elves haven't been giving you too much trouble. Oh yeah, things here have been good, a bit slow, but you know how that goes. Hey yeah, I need a delivery from you. The potency in the bree has gone stale after eight years and some odd months, would you be able to bring an entirely new shipment of everything? I'd like to restock the place with some new stuff. When could you get it here? Oh within a few minutes? Alright, sweet, thanks for that. See you then. I'll have George greet you and move some of the merchandise. Payment? Ah, you're running me ragged here man. Alright, go ahead and charge it to Kirk's account, he'll help you out with that. Great! Awesome. Cool, alright man, see you soon.
*He hangs up the phone with a grin and whistles out* GEORGE! Over to the shipping platform, we're awaiting a delivery. *He then turns to Kirk* KIRK! Stop pretending you're a cop and flirting with the patrons, no one wants to know about your sick fetishes. You're taking a charge to your account. Just figured I'd let you know.