"And were on the hiiiighway, to da', thunda' DOME!!!" Stains head banged over a static plagued stereo, the ambient sound of the 80's scratching out from the shoddy if not ancient boom box. He had been drinking, as evidenced by the multiple liquor bottles scattered all over the front entrance of his warship, some shattered, others shorn in half by what probably was a katana swipe or a ninja star throw. He chugged back his good ol' Rot gut, patting his blue abs. He seemed absolutely satisfied as well as absolutely hammered, a swift toss sending the half empty bottle off into the dunes below.
"Didn't need you any ways! Whore!" He spit after the bottle, his mask half way skewed to just above his nose so that his lower jaw showed out, jutting and handsomely rugged. "What was her name again.."
"Felicity! Oh you old whooorish girl! Felicity the wooorld to meee!!"
He wiped sluggishly at his drooling lips, foot resting on the screeching boom box's front display.
"I love Top Gun."
Looking over towards his tapped keg he fumbled for his drinking glass, reaching deep into the sand next to him to stir it up. The inside was clung over by a thin sheen of desert sand. "Hmm.." He blew out most of it and deemed it worthy. Stumbling ever so gracefully over to the keg he pumped at it's tap, making sure to get it nice and pressurized...
"Goin' on the highway, to da' TRUNDLE ZONE!!"