Hetalia! J o k e r C a f e . NOW OPEN.COME IN! [hiring]

AMERICA IS

A HERO	24.5%	[ 37 ]
AWESOME	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A TORPEDO	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A DIVA	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A SAINT	1.3%	[ 2 ]
A GODDESS	4.0%	[ 6 ]
NOT BRITISH	35.1%	[ 53 ]
A SUPERSTAR	4.0%	[ 6 ]
BETTER THAN ENGLAND	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A PERSON OF THE HOUR	2.0%	[ 3 ]
Total Votes:			[ 151 ]

[Mr Maple Cake]

Camaple-maplenamaple-mapleda

❄Matthew smiled at Alfred and Arthur's concern, shaking his head slightly. "No, I think I'm okay. Just terribly embarrassed." He chuckled at Poland's comment about WWIII, though it was possible such a thing could happen... and he didn't want to be noticed only as the one who pissed Ivan off.

After the feminine blond ran off with blood on his hands, Canada stooped down to mop up the rest with his dandy dishtowel. By the time he was satisfied with his work, the others had left the room. Arthur came back, only to leave again. What in maple's name was going on? He stood up and peered out of the doorway, only to find customers. Three of them! Maple, he wasn't ready for this! He flung the dishtowel into the sink, wiped his hands on his apron, and hurried out. "H-hello! I'm Matthew, how can I help you?" He gave a nervous smile and shuffled next to Arthur, whispering, "What do I do? What do I do?!"

[[Lolol, thanks Iggy. <3 Maple just works so well for him. x3 Also: afkadasdkfgadfsa I take a nap and find two more pages and three people here. D: Remind me never to sleep again. "orz
edit: fffff Iggy. ;w; Don't worry, if you end up poisoning all our guests with your cooking, Mattie will be there to console you. XDD]]

[The Epic SnoCone]

The Epic SnoCone did not forget that they had not taken a seat before spitting out an order. In fact, they had forgotten about having to type that out completely.

But, to The Epic SnoCone's dismay, their father had just told them to get off the computer. Which was very depressing considering they had just walked in to this wonderful restaurant. How disappointin', after just ordering too.

"Sorry, gtg. I'll be back."

And then The Epic SnoCone melted into the floorboards and was gone.


[[fff. you have odd friends. Again, i would be raped doing that. orz
ttfn. anyways]]

[Leucetios]

hmm id like a big burger cooked medium with cheese, lettuce, and onion please hmm and diet soda to drink 3nodding

[Sinberry]

[I apologize for being too lazy to write an exit, but I have to go. Adieu little ones, I shall be back.]

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabaka
bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabaka
"It's alright, Matthew, just--" Arthur turned to glance at their new guest ... to find they were gone. "- ... uh."

Um.

Well that was odd.

"Uhh ... never mind then. Here you can go take care of this guest," the Englishman offered, pushing Matthew towards the man reading his menu. "Just take his order and bring it to the kitchen. Make it for him, if you want. We don't really have designated jobs here, just serve and cook whenever necessary." he added with a smile, pretending he hadn't heard the order.
AMERIKA NO BAKA
[[ty mattie ;w;
that's quite alright, hope to see you soon! c: ]]

[Leucetios]

"hmm seems quiet" sits there waiting for his order

[Mr Maple Cake]

Camaple-maplenamaple-mapleda

❄The boy whined in the back of his throat, clearly nervous. His first customer! Oh boy, oh boy. "U-um, hello there, sir. So, you wanted, uh, a burger and soda?" He cleared his throat, biting his lip. "Is that all I can get for you? Oh, and in case you didn't hear, I'm Matthew! I suppose I'll be serving you today, eh?" He shuffled his feet before a realization kicked in. Of course that's what he wanted, he said so! Don't just stand there like a moron, go get it!

"I-I'll be right back! Sorry, it'll be ready in a minute!" He scurried into the kitchen, pouring a glass of soda and, not dropping it, brought it back to the customer. "Here's your drink, the food won't be long!" He gave a polite bow and hurried back, making sure to prepare the food to his best ability. American food wasn't his specialty, but he'd be able to handle it pretty well nonetheless.

[[Sorry for the delay; typing up the final draft of a thesis paper that's due in 9 hours - sleep time. x_x]]

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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☆═━AWESOME━═☆

Alfred frowned and shook his head, coming out of his trance. The blonde didn't realize that working here would be so tiring. Being a hero definitely wasn't easy. Shaking it off, he looked around the room to notice the lady from before was gone, and there was a new customer. Walking over, he smiled and decided to greet him. "Hey! I'm Alfred F. Jones, hero of America!" He nodded, taking a sip of the cola he still had in his hand. Switching his gaze between Arthur and Matthew, he couldn't help but laugh at his brothers actions.

[[England had to go to bed ;c
Canada: Oh my * o* Good luck with that.]]

[Leucetios]

Mr Maple Face

Camaple-maplenamaple-mapleda

❄The boy whined in the back of his throat, clearly nervous. His first customer! Oh boy, oh boy. "U-um, hello there, sir. So, you wanted, uh, a burger and soda?" He cleared his throat, biting his lip. "Is that all I can get for you? Oh, and in case you didn't hear, I'm Matthew! I suppose I'll be serving you today, eh?" He shuffled his feet before a realization kicked in. Of course that's what he wanted, he said so! Don't just stand there like a moron, go get it!

"I-I'll be right back! Sorry, it'll be ready in a minute!" He scurried into the kitchen, pouring a glass of soda and, not dropping it, brought it back to the customer. "Here's your drink, the food won't be long!" He gave a polite bow and hurried back, making sure to prepare the food to his best ability. American food wasn't his specialty, but he'd be able to handle it pretty well nonetheless.

[[Sorry for the delay; typing up the final draft of a thesis paper that's due in 9 hours - sleep time. x_x]]

thank you oh and im leu

[Leucetios]

(sorry but im getting tired goodnight)

[Mr Maple Cake]

Camaple-maplenamaple-mapleda

❄Matthew trotted happily out of the kitchen, carrying the customer's hamburger on a plate with a nice napkin folded daintily on the side. "Sorry I kept you wai-" He stopped, looked around, and sighed. "Maybe Al will want it." He could have sworn his brother was here a minute ago... but who knows what went through that head of his. He could be halfway to Mexico by now for all anyone knew.

He stifled a yawn, making himself comfortable behind the front desk. "Al.. if you want that hamburger, you can have it. I think the guy left." With that said, he folded his glasses and put them to the side, rested his head on his arms, and dozed off. It had been a tiring first day of work, despite that everyone just sat around and made idle chatter.

[[Thesis is done, woohoo! ;D -confetti- And I can finally go to sleep. ;w; Oh, and I assume there is a front desk. Or a bar-table-counter thing, whatever. -shrug- Like Iggy said earlier, feel free to do whatever with Mattie while he's sleeping. Draw a moustache on him, put him in a dress, put foam on his hand and tickle his nose... XD]]

[opinions versus the sun]

『Only through new words...

Desmon strolled into the cafe, looking around with an air of disinterest, although inside he was rather excited. He noticed that the place was almost deserted; it had, to the best of his knowledge, been recently opened, though, so he didn't expect many patrons. Especially this late at night. As he looked around, he noticed a young man asleep at the front desk, and a hamburger on a plate next to him. He was ravenous, and wanted to take it, but it was probably poisoned. Desmon sighed and looked around for someone who could serve him.

...might new worlds be called into order.|

[Mr Valley Girl]

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Studying his reflection in a mirror for a while Feliks decided to dress his wound. And soon, after a short struggle with bandage and plasters he was as good as new.

Strolling out of the bathroom he caught a glimpse of a newly arrived customer, who appeared to be waiting in order to be served. "Hello there ! My name is Feliks and I'll be like totally happy to serve you ! he exclaimed with excitement as he approached the guest.

Is there, like, anything I could get you ? he smiled a bit sheepishly, trying to hide his wounded hand behind his back. Now, he looked like a waiter, totally.


[[Aww, new customer !! *waves hello* edit: I can't seem to fall asleep.. I spent the whole night reading a book about WWII O.O]]

[opinions versus the sun]

|On the mountainsides of sometimes now and then...

[OoC: Not sure whether or not to respond. You have bad timing; you posted right as I got off... should I respond or wait for someone else?]

...In-between the rise and set of you and I.|

[denwen2]

Walking slowly to the door of this new place, Den looked around herself before placing a hand on the door pushing it open. She was tired and not sure of what to expect from this place at all. Once inside she blinked multi colored eyes trying to adjust to the dimness of the indoors, as she leaned against the door to close it. Pulling the scarf down from around her face she cleared her voice.
"Umm Hello?"
She did not even know if there was anyone there right now, all she new was that she would like to rest and have a bite to eat and well to be honest this was the first place that she happened by. Den scratched the side of her ear before pushing some long brown hair away from her face as she waited for a reply from anyone, if there was anyone around.