Hetalia! J o k e r C a f e . NOW OPEN.COME IN! [hiring]

AMERICA IS

A HERO	24.5%	[ 37 ]
AWESOME	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A TORPEDO	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A DIVA	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A SAINT	1.3%	[ 2 ]
A GODDESS	4.0%	[ 6 ]
NOT BRITISH	35.1%	[ 53 ]
A SUPERSTAR	4.0%	[ 6 ]
BETTER THAN ENGLAND	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A PERSON OF THE HOUR	2.0%	[ 3 ]
Total Votes:			[ 151 ]

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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☆═━AWESOME━═☆

Blue eyes flicked over as Poland cursed, watching him as he went into the bathroom. Furrowing his brows, he called out after the other. "Feliks! You alright?" The American asked before taking another drink of his Cola. He then focused his attention back to the shorter male infront of him, raising a brow in amusement. "It's alright! I carried you up after you fell asleep," He informed Arthur, still smiling. "You're really light!"

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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Arthur eyebrows shot up so high he thought they were going to fly off his forehead. Cheeks pinking slightly, he stumbled to find his words.

"You-You what?! You didn't have to do that, I would've been ... quite fine down here ..." He took that as an excuse to avoid eye contact, and glanced towards the door leading to the cafe.
AMERIKA NO BAKA

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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☆═━AWESOME━═☆

The American laughed and ruffled the older male's hair, keeping his hand there after doing so. “Of course I did!” He nodded, grinning broadly. “It’s more comfortable. And I couldn't just leave you there! What kind of a hero would I be?” He removed his hand from the blonde hair and coughed, looking behind him into the kitchen. “Hungry?” He asked as he looked back at green eyes, smiling once more.

[Sinberry]

Evangeline walked slowly along the road, a lacey white parasol in her hands, spinning gently as she stepped with a delightful and calm rhythm to her gait. Her white summer dress flowed with the light breeze which became a bit cooler as the sun went down. There was really no need for the parasol after a while, but she liked it so much. She did however find the reason to find some place to rest, she had been walking all day after all. Well just then from the corner of her eye she saw the nicest little cafe, well it looked little at first but it wasn't very little at all.
The angelic female stepped in and peered around, blue hues falling upon a few empty seats. She would close the parasol and close the door behind her as she set the parasol by the door and slipped off white lace gloves as she walked in, wondeirng where she might like to sit best.

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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Still avoiding eye contact, Arthur produced a weak pout and pressed himself closer to the wall, flinching at the other man's touch.

"Yeah, yeah ..." he managed, then added, "I am a tad bit hungry, actually. I could fix us up something, if you'd like-" The Englishman interrupted himself as his ears perked at the sound of a bell chime.

Was that a customer?
AMERIKA NO BAKA

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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"Hm?" The American looked towards the door as he heard the chime as well, taking a small step back from the British male. Looking down at him quickly, he winced and forced a smile. "S-sure! I'll go and greet the customer..." He said, turning and exiting the kitchen. He really didn't feel like eating any of Arthur's food, but then again, who did? Sighing, he looked up at the woman who had entered and smiled, quickly making his way over. "Yo! Welcome to our cafe!" Alfred smiled, giving a thumbs up. "You can sit wherever. Want something to eat or drink?"

[Sinberry]

She would just hold her laced gloves in her hands, smoothing out her dress, only turning up to see a blue eyes male coming over. Well he greeted her, and so she guessed he might work there, though when he offered some food and refreshments she was a little more sure. She would smile sweetly at the other. "Sure, a drink would be good, I'm parched. I don't suppose you have Raspberry Iced Tea...?" It was, her favorite drink, she drank nothing else unless it was water, which she did not like very much.

[Leucetios]

leu walks in seeing all the things from different countries "hmm very interesting place" he smiles a she walks over to a table and sits as he watches the other people around him

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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Poking his head out of the kitchen door, he caught sight of Alfred greeting the new customer. Well, this person seemed interesting enough.

Upon hearing her request for a drink, he spoke up. "I think we do, I'll be right back." He smiled lightly and disappeared back into the kitchen.

Emerging moments later with a glass in hand, made his way to the woman's table and set the glass down. "My name is Arthur, and I will be your server if you happen to want anything else today," he said with a smile.

Noticing yet another person entering the building, Arthur greeted them with a "Hallo! Welcome to our cafe."
AMERIKA NO BAKA

[Leucetios]

Mr Tea and Crumpets

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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Poking his head out of the kitchen door, he caught sight of Alfred greeting the new customer. Well, this person seemed interesting enough.

Upon hearing her request for a drink, he spoke up. "I think we do, I'll be right back." He smiled lightly and disappeared back into the kitchen.

Emerging moments later with a glass in hand, made his way to the woman's table and set the glass down. "My name is Arthur, and I will be your server if you happen to want anything else today," he said with a smile.

Noticing yet another person entering the building, Arthur greeted them with a "Hallo! Welcome to our cafe."
AMERIKA NO BAKA

turns to the English man who greeted him "evening "bows his head

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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He smiled lightly in response and motioned to an empty table. "Would you like to take a seat? We can serve you up some food."
AMERIKA NO BAKA

[Sinberry]

She smiles sincerely at the one who brought her favorite drink, the green eyes male who gave his name. "Thank you very much Arthur, and I willl if I were to want anything under the category of food or refreshments." Her smiled carried to her deep blue eyes as she looked at the table the drink had been set on, she took a seat, setting her laced gloves down and smoothing out her dress before taking a sip of the drink. "It's not too bad, thank you." She would glance as he new tended to another customer.

[The Epic SnoCone]

The Epic SnoCone walked in. Grandly. You see, The Epic SnoCone does not waltz in, but struts in. Infact, The Epic SnoCone is an proud American. Who is also the owner of Stephen Colbert's "I am America (and so can you)". Therefore, walking into a restaraunt like this and demanding only the most reasonable from the place.

"I want a Liberty Steak, and some Freedom Fries."

Also, The Epic SnoCone likes to refer to themselves in the 3rd person for their own amusement.



[[IDK WTH I AM DOING.
EMILY POSTED THIS ON FB. D8]]

[Leucetios]

Mr Tea and Crumpets

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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He smiled lightly in response and motioned to an empty table. "Would you like to take a seat? We can serve you up some food."
AMERIKA NO BAKA

follows him to the table and sits looking at the menu "hmmmm"

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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"You're quite welcome," Arthur smiled. Well this was going nicely. Their first customers! And they wasn't rude or demanding like some people he was forced to work with--

He then took note of a new arrival. A very dramatized arrival. Followed by a very hurried order.

Oh. Wait.

Never mind.

"Um, alright," he replied hesitantly, "I'll get right on that. Feel free to take a seat."
AMERIKA NO BAKA
[[O HAY U
lol america went to go walk her dog at 9 pm again, but she'll be back soon. D:
so for now iggy here will be cooking all your meals. :'DDD]]