Hetalia! J o k e r C a f e . NOW OPEN.COME IN! [hiring]

AMERICA IS

A HERO	24.5%	[ 37 ]
AWESOME	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A TORPEDO	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A DIVA	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A SAINT	1.3%	[ 2 ]
A GODDESS	4.0%	[ 6 ]
NOT BRITISH	35.1%	[ 53 ]
A SUPERSTAR	4.0%	[ 6 ]
BETTER THAN ENGLAND	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A PERSON OF THE HOUR	2.0%	[ 3 ]
Total Votes:			[ 151 ]

[Peach Stripes]

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Germany nodded at Italy once more, and raised an eyebrow at the suggestion of a party. Although he wasn't much of a person for those things he supposed if it were for business. . . It would really help. He walked back over to his table where his unfinished croissant laid and sat back down. Starting to eat it once again, he thought on what exactly the 'fun event' should be. So far his thoughts were fruitless.

Germany's head turned when Russia entered, and he frowned a bit. He didn't really like the man. . . He sighed. Looks like he'd just have to get used to it. So Germany turned and finished his croissant, noting how delicious it was. He stood up, grabbing his plate and napkin, and excused himself to the kitchen to help Poland wash the dishes. When he entered though, he felt slight sympathy for the Canadian.

"I'm fine, I could get it." He said, placing the plate on the counter next to Poland. So his name was Canada. . .

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[Charon Eris]

(( Ludwig, let me have your kinder.

/done. ))

[Mr Valley Girl]

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Feliks rose his eyes from the pile of newly washed dishes as he saw a tall blond offering him a hand with washing up. "Like, thank you, but I'll handle this." he said, grabbing Germany's plate and placing it securely at the bottom of a sink.

"There's nothing I can't wash with my brand new pink rubber gloves. They're like, totally cute, aren't they ?" he chirped happily. "I bought one pair extra, so you should totally have one." He said with an innocent grin.

"Not really your style, eh ?" He noticed a puzzled frown on Ludwig's face. "You can always, like, remove feather."

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[Peach Stripes]

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Germany blinked, and let his arm fall back down to his side as Poland took his plate away from him and placed it into the sink. Nodding silently, Germany took a step back. "Ah, thank you." He replied a bit awkwardly, shifting on his feet. When Poland mentioned his gloves, Germany looked over to the other man's hands and noticed that he, indeed, had pink rubber gloves on.

Germany winced a bit at the bright color, but was not very surprised. He shook his head slowly, his eyes never leaving the gloves. "No thank you. . ." He looked over to Poland's face, and nodded. "It really isn't my 'style'." His boss and brother would give him hell if they caught him with those gloves. Not, that he would ever want them. I mean, yes they were nice. But. . . he wasn't that sort of person. "Thank you for the offer though." He added politely.

(( @Charon: My kinder? ))

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[Mr Land of the Rising Sun]

Japan's head turned as Russia entered, he quickly turned his head away and frowned. Not wanting to deal with that man he walked over to Germany and Poland to see if he could busy himself with working instead.
"I think you'd look rather good in those gloves Germany-san." Japan said smiling slightly as walked over. The idea of the big German man in the pink gloves was undeniably amusing. He couldn't resist a small joke.

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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Rubbing at his eyes groggily, Arthur made his way down the stairs into the cafe. He wasn't exactly sure when he had fallen asleep, or even how he'd managed to travel upstairs without knowing it. He found he didn't exactly care at the moment when he finally noticed the sharp pangs in his stomach.

"Guhh ... I need something to eat ..." he mumbled.

Upon entering the cafe, he took note upon a few things; one, Gilbert was here. Late, of course. But that wasn't a surprise. Two, he hadn't located the source of the crashing noise. That was what had woken him up in the first place, and he damn well wanted to know what had happened.

"Hey, hey, you guys, what was that noise? Is everything alright?" he asked, poking his head into the kitchen.
amerika no baka!!
[[sfdhsd finally here |D ]]

[Fallen K I N G D O M__xx]

☼•☼Preußen☼•☼

[[Edit: Augh, sorry England, I didn't see your post. oTL]]

It was only a few more minutes of waiting before the Prussian let the chair legs come crashing to the floor. Even if it hadn't been very long, between the ruckus he heard in the kitchen and then Canada asking if anything else was wanted, he had a hunch his beer wasn't coming anytime soon. "If you want something done right. . ." He huffed standing to walk back into the kitchen without bothering to push his chair in.

Entering the kitchen, Prussia made a show of going over to get the beer out of the fridge by himself, as if it were a little message to Canada that he was just awesome enough to grab his own beer if he wanted to. Which of course, was exactly what he did. Once it was in hand with the lid popped off, he ever-so-helpfully situated himself so that he could sit on the counter and watch everyone else busy themselves with work.

"So this is what we're doing all day?" He asked to the room in general, until hearing the Englishman's voice, to which in response he shrugged. "By the looks of the broken bottle over there, I'd say that."

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Germany spun around and saw Japan standing near them. A bit surprised at the man's sudden entrance, he was even more surprised at his comment. Germany's eyes widened and darted back and forth from Japan and the pink gloves. He placed his hands up. "No, no. It really wouldn't."

He looked over when England entered the kitchen, a bit relieved yet tensing up. "Hallo, England." He greeted politely. Raising an eyebrow, he would assume everything was alright. . . Looking around just in case, he looked over to Canada just in time to notice his brother taking a beer from his hands. Germany felt a twang of sympathy for the Canadian. How did I not notice that? Shaking his head as if it would clear it, he wondered if they'd have to get into suits and ties.

(( Lookey here. ))

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[Mr Valley Girl]

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"Ah ! Like, hello there Kiku !" said Poland, wiping the sink with a damp cloth.

As the taller country turned his back to them, he lowered his voice and whispered with a sly grin "I can, like, bet that Germany would like blue ones better. I'll put that on my shopping list.' He winked at Japan and dried his hands with a kitchen towel.

"Want something to drink ?" he asked, pouring himself a glass of orange juice.



[[I will fall asleep soon. I think I caught a cold. OwO]]

[Mr Land of the Rising Sun]

"Ah, yes I'm sure that would suit his needs much better." Japan said, still smiling slightly at the stoic man who had turned his back .He turned back to the Polish man and lowered his head in a bow. "No, I'm good for now but thank you Poland-san."

[[hope you feel better D:]]

[Mr Maple Cake]

Camaple-maplenamaple-mapleda

❄Canada squeaked helplessly as nearly everyone decided to enter the kitchen. He tried to stand in front of the glass he had broken, but it was too late. They noticed. Maple. "Arthur! Um, yeah, that- that was me. I'm sorry!" He apologized, wringing his hands together nervously. "I'll clean it up right away, sorry!" He shuffled between the small crowd and set the drinks he had been carrying onto the counter, grabbed a dishtowel, and made to mop up the mess. "Sorry, Gilbert. I didn't mean to keep you waiting. And I didn't mean to wake you up, Arthur! And I didn't mean for everyone to come in here, I'm sorry!"

[[Pffff Canada's fail now has an audience. "orz Prepare youself for a bombardment of 'I'm sorry's. XD;; Also: feel better, Poland <3]]
[[edit: Maple, Germany, that is the best ever. ;w; And as always, Canada was not invited to the tuxedo party. |D But still. Do want. 8D]]

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Trying to ignore the whispering going on behind him, Germany looked around, noticing that a lot of people were indeed in the kitchen now. Taking a step away, he began to exit the kitchen to the more spaced room.

Once he was out, he walked over to his table once more and sat down, staring around idly. He wondered what was going to happen now. . . Folding his hands neatly on the table, he tried to forget what just happened and focused on a tree outside, deep in thought.

(( Aw. Hope you feel better Poland! And fndskfjns, I didn't notice Canada was missing. . . *Sweatdrop* xD;; I think there's a picture where he's in a suit though. . . ))

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[Mr Awesome Hero]

нєяσ
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Alfred's face paled as he heard the response from the Russian, and began to back up rather quickly, avoiding eye contact with him. "Scary..." The American heard the crash from the kitchen, and already had a rather good guess on what it was. Smiling to himself, he walked into the kitchen and patted his brother on the shoulder. "Don't worry about it, alright?" He nodded, opening the fridge and grabbing himself a soda. After opening it and taking a long drink, he looked to the doorway there he saw England poking his head in. "Hey, Arthur! Sleep well?" He asked with a casual smile, walking closer to the other while taking another drink.

[Mr Valley Girl]

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Poland took a small sip from his glass, enjoying the intense flavour of freshly squeezed fruit. He heard steps from above and soon he saw Arthur, who seemed to move rather graciously for half asleep man. Feliks greeted him with a friendly smile.

"Hey, don't be sad, Matthew." he said, turning his gaze to the Canadian. It could be all worse, if you had, like, dropped a whole bottle of vodka." he said, reaching for one of the bottom drawers in search of a dustpan. "We would have, like, World War III." he said half-jokingly, finding the desired item buried beneath other household appliances. A sudden thought of Russia made him feel a bit uneasy, nonetheless he was still eager to help.

Ivan... One thing was known for sure: the man was unpredictable. Lost in thought, Feliks began to collect the remais of a broken bottle, doing it quite carelessly. Sure enough, he ended up bleeding like a hog without even notcing it.

"Oh.. s**t." his face was pale and he wore a dazed expression. "I need to go to the bathroom." he uttered and went in said direction.



[[*cough cough* Tomorrow I will feel better, I swear! >.> Thank you for your kind words !!! ^^ *hugs everyone tight* Now, let me faint somewhere or use a phoenix down ;P I'll be back like after tomorrow.-. And hey !! Grab some awesome APH icons here,btw. ;3]]

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

『 ιηνιη¢ιвℓє · єηgℓιѕн · gєηтℓємαη 』
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Arthur chose to ignore Gilbert's reply, figuring that the few responses he had in mind would surely start an argument. And he really wasn't up for that right now.

After returning Germany's greeting with one of his own, he turned to Canada and let out a sigh. "It's alright, Matthew. Were you hurt at all?" he asked, slight worry lacing his words.

Taking note of America's question, he leaned against the wall behind him. "Yeah ... I don't remember falling asleep, though. Sorry about that." He furrowed his eyebrows in thought and slight confusion, while rubbing at the nape of his neck.
AMERIKA NO BAKA
[[stupid parents fsadf.
AND STUPID GAIA GAHH preview is NOT supposed to delete everything you've just written. D'<
btw canada, i totally love how you use maple as a swear word. xDD]]