Hetalia! J o k e r C a f e . NOW OPEN.COME IN! [hiring]

AMERICA IS

A HERO	24.5%	[ 37 ]
AWESOME	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A TORPEDO	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A DIVA	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A SAINT	1.3%	[ 2 ]
A GODDESS	4.0%	[ 6 ]
NOT BRITISH	35.1%	[ 53 ]
A SUPERSTAR	4.0%	[ 6 ]
BETTER THAN ENGLAND	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A PERSON OF THE HOUR	2.0%	[ 3 ]
Total Votes:			[ 151 ]

[Mr Maple Cake]

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❄Matthew smiled shyly at Germany's futile efforts to acknowledge him and made himself comfortable at a table in the corner, busying himself with a small book he kept in his coat pocket, when a rather noisy person come sauntering in. He glanced up to see none-other than Prussia getting settled at a table, albeit being settled precariously on that chair, and Japan pretty much just chilling. "Hey there, Kiku, Gilbert," he offered with a nod of his head. "Arthur is sleeping upstairs right now," he replied to the Prussian's question, "Did you want to see him? I could get you something while you wait, if you'd like."

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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Alfred shrugged and turned around, making his way back into the kitchen. He had no idea why everyone declined the burgers... They were so good! The blonde walked out of the kitchen, burger in hand, towards the others. The American was about to answer Gilbert's question, but Canada had beat him to it. Taking a bite of his burger, he walked towards a comfortable chair and sat, leaning back and crossing his ankles. After taking another bite, he looked around the room in thought. "We should do something fun tonight!" He suggested after swallowing his food, although not sure what that fun event would be. He chewed on another piece of his burger while waiting for the others responses.

[Fallen K I N G D O M__xx]

☼•☼Preußen☼•☼

[[Edit: Ah, sorry America, I didn't see your post. orz]]

Prussia glanced in the Canadian's way. His face contorted into a scowl at not having any knowledge as to what his name was, and was almost worried that his self-proclaimed awesomeness was in danger. That was, until he realized that (or rather, chose to believe) that he was too awesome to remember people's names anyway.

"Nah, I don't need to talk to him" He replied, rocking subtly back and forth on the chair legs.

". . . What's your name anyway?" Chances were, Gilbert would forget again by the next morning, but it wouldn't kill him to know for now.

Before receiving a response he was distracted by the American exiting the kitchen. "Something fun? Like what?

[Mr Maple Cake]

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❄"Oh, okay, just making sure." He was about to get back to reading his wonderful book when Al declared something about a party or something. "An event? That might not be so bad. What do you have in mind? And I'm Canada. Matthew. Alfred's brother," the blond ended with a sigh. He was getting pretty tired of answering that question. Maybe he should just bring a recording with him everywhere.

[[Partaay! 8D Pfff, it's so amusing being forgotten by everyone. ;w; ]]

[Mr Mozzarella Mostaccioli]

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Gaaah, I can't believe I made such an embarrassing entrance, Italy despaired. Thank goodness for Germany being there... He felt slightly less like an idiot with him helping him back up. "Thank you Germany..."

Overhearing America's suggestion, Italy perked up. "We should throw a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge party! With lots and lots of pasta, girls, wine, music, and dancing!"

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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Alfred took another bite of his burger and chewed, thinking of possibilities. "I''m not sure. Any type of fun games?" He asked, smiling rather excitedly. "They'd have to be awesome, of course!" The blonde added, taking the last bite. Sighing, he looked around the room in case any inspiration would come to him. "We don't have much, but we could figure something out." He nodded, standing up and brushing off the few crumbs that had fallen onto his jacket. He then turned his attention to the Italian man, smiling awkwardly. "You should ask Canada! He likes that kind of stuff." He said, although it wasn't true at all. This way he wouldn't have to deal with him, though.

[Mr KolKolKol]

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kolkolIvan swung the door open excitedly, beaming into the room with a sickeningly cheerful expression."Privyet~! I'm sorry I'm so late, though I'm SURE no one will have a problem with it, right? Unless of course they wish to be cursed~! Haha!" His smile widened at the sound of his own threat. "Da... well, I am quite hungry right now actually... "

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[Mr Maple Cake]

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❄"What?! No, no I'm not!" Canada whined, glaring at his brother for putting the responsibility on his shoulders, though it always ended up that way. He put his book away and braced himself for the job of finding some girls for Italy, when he was saved by the arrival of his western neighbor. "Oh, hello, Ivan!" He called with a sigh of relief, getting up and walking over to greet the scary nation. "Is there anything you'd particularly like? Have a seat, please," he offered, pulling out a chair for the Russian before Al did. Maple knows he'd pull the chair out from under him and end up in a fist-fight.

[[edit: I said Russia was east of Canada. "orz]]

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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America laughed heartily at the situation he had put his brother in, but abruptly stopped as Russia walked in the door. He gave the other a smile before watching his brothers actions. He couldn't help but roll his eyes. Typical. Alfred took a few steps towards the other two, looking particularly at Russia. "It's a burger you want, isn't it? I knew it!" He said, mostly to himself. "Call it a Heroes intuition."

[Mr KolKolKol]

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kolkol"Ah...!" Ivan stared intensly at Canada, trying to remember who he was. The blond seemed vaguely familiar but he couldn't quite put his finger on where he remembered him from. "Thank you~! Do I know you from somewhere...?" After a moment of thinking he finally shrugged it off, assuming that it was just his imagination. "Da, I want something warm~! And Vodka, of course!" He stared up as the American man marched over to him with that obnoxious "holier than thou" attitude. "Nyet! I appreciate the offer but I don't really feel like eating American food..."

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[Mr Maple Cake]

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❄Matthew turned his attention to his feet, partly due to the Russian staring right at him, mostly from being forgotten. Again. "I'm Canada, your neighbor? America's brother? Well, that's fine if you forgot. You're a busy person." He shrugged it off and smiled. "Vodka? I'll be right back! Um, if you decide what the warm thing you want is, let me know, eh? Or Al, since he's right here," Canada offered, starting towards the kitchen. Well, so far so good! Though he was doing most of the work, he had to admit he was starting to have fun!

[Fallen K I N G D O M__xx]

☼•☼Preußen☼•☼

Prussia seemed to lose interested relatively quickly. Nothing the Italian suggested seemed to capture his interest, except maybe the girls. But he'd much rather have beer and wurst as opposed to the wine and pasta that had been suggested. They didn't suit his taste at all.

So, he continued to rock back on the chair legs until the Russian entered and immediately his grin deteriorated into an unpleasant scowl. In fact, he didn't even offer a greeting other than a curt nod.

"Hey!" He called as Canada went off to the kitchen. "Grab me a beer while you're at it." Either he didn't realize how rude he was being, or didn't care. It could go either way with him.

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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Alfred frowned momentarily, looking down at the Russian from his standing position. "Not in the mood for burgers?" He shook his head with the hint of a smile, watching as his brother walked into the kitchen. "They're better than that Borscht stuff you eat," he nodded, turning to the kitchen. "Wanna get me a Cola while you're in there, Matt?" He shouted, following the Prussians previous actions.

[Mr KolKolKol]

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kolkolIvan's eyes widened in realization, "Da! I remember you...! I think... Thank you anyways~!" He called after the Canadian before turning his attention to Gilbert and offering a mocking grin in his direction. Though he was suddenly distracted by Alfred's words, which had caused him to lower his gaze and quietly chuckle to himself. "Better than Borscht? Is that so...? Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol........"

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[Mr Maple Cake]

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❄A few crashing noises were heard in the kitchen, followed by "Vodka, beer, coke? Okay, hold on just a sec!" Gosh, if they were thirsty, why didn't they get their own drinks? Then again, as long as someone remembered he was there, it was all good. Canada just hoped he'd be able to clean up the glass of vodka he just dropped before anyone noticed. For the time being, he grabbed an apron and tied it around his waist to hide some of the stains. He'd clean up the rest later.

It wasn't his fault entirely; the words 'I remember you!' had just pleasantly startled him into letting his grip on the first glass falter! Really! Well, he did need to serve two others now, so getting another one wouldn't be such a problem. "Oh, it's no trouble, Ivan! Does anyone else want anything while I'm here?"