Hetalia! J o k e r C a f e . NOW OPEN.COME IN! [hiring]

AMERICA IS

A HERO	24.5%	[ 37 ]
AWESOME	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A TORPEDO	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A DIVA	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A SAINT	1.3%	[ 2 ]
A GODDESS	4.0%	[ 6 ]
NOT BRITISH	35.1%	[ 53 ]
A SUPERSTAR	4.0%	[ 6 ]
BETTER THAN ENGLAND	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A PERSON OF THE HOUR	2.0%	[ 3 ]
Total Votes:			[ 151 ]

[Blaire Sick]

..::BLAIRE WISH::..

I'm the NORMAL girl.

She got a little chilled as the taller man held on to her chair. He was...dare she say it? A looming presence type of person. But when her Mokka came, Blaire rubbed her hands in anticipation. "Ooh~ That looks nice~.", nodding her head in thanks. "And I'll have a chocolate croissant please, Mr...uhm...", she didn't quite catch the nametags yet, and she had forgotten to do so in her first visit. Blaire liked to be friendly, she was a friendly person! And that even applied to them.

[Mr KolKolKol]

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kolkol "You're very welcome~!" He laughed lightly as she tried to think of his name. "You can call me Ivan~ And I will go get your croissant right now, would you like it warmed up? Things always taste better when they're warm, that's what I think~"

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((Sorry if I take so long to post... I'm painting my bedroom o_____O" ))

[Blaire Sick]

..::BLAIRE WISH::..

I'm the NORMAL girl.

"Oh! Sure! That'd be great! Warm chocolate is delicious!", Blaire agreed with him nodding. "Oh, wait, and can you wrap up another one to go?", she asked. Might as well get another for a snack or a light lunch later on. She wasn't sure if she could make it for lunch, so something to go would be best for her. Taking a sip of the Mokka, she blinked, surprised at how good it tasted.



((S'no problem. We can wrap this up soon if you'd like. I never planned for my characters to drag on too long. XDDD They're only customers, anyway. 'cept Blaire. She'll probably be a regular. <3 ))

[Mr KolKolKol]

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kolkol "Of course, da~" Ivan hummed to himself as he returned to the kitchen, looking around the cafe as he did so for any signs of consciousness from the others. "Ahh... how long are they going to sleep in for? I won't let them sleep in ALL day...." He neatly wrapped up a croissant and placed the warm one on a plate for her. "Here you go. Is that all I can get for you~?" Smiling, he placed the croissants in front of her then grabbed onto the back of her chair again.

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((Ah, no that's not problem. I'm just worried that I'll bore you xD ))

[Mr Valley Girl]

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Feliks had a dream about his childhood. He was lying in the middle of a rye field full of poppies and cornflowers, basking lazily in the warmth of afternoon sun. He lifted his hand in order to cover his eyes from the intense light when..

Still unconscious and unaware of Russia's nearby presence he rose his hand and it was only a few inches away from touching Ivan's cheek. He could feel the heat of his breath caressing gently his fingertips, but all of a sudden the source of warmth was gone. Feliks mumbled something about the unbearable weather conditions and shifted himself on the couch.

He woke up shortly. Something was odd, but he couldn't tell what exactly. He stretched his back and went to the bar to get something to drink. After a short nap he was thirsty, very thirsty.


[[I laughed my a** off writing that one ;P]]

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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Alfred peeked down from the top of the staircase with his camera in hand, turning it on quietly. He would make a movie today! And it would be good. Pressing the record button, he made his way down the stairs, keeping the camera focused on the Russian. He knew the outcome wouldn't be very good, but it was for the movie! Stepping off of the last stair, he walked forward a little and stood there, holding the camera and filming Ivan, but keeping his distance. Exciting!

[Mr KolKolKol]

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kolkolIvan quickly turned as he heard someone stirring on the couch near him. "Ah~ Feliks, you're awake!" He let go of the chair and made his way after Feliks, but before he got to the bar he spotted the American trailing closely behind him. "Alfred~ What are you doing? That's a... video camera, right? Whatever are you using it for............?" He smiled cheerfully and reached out, grabbing the camera lens in his hand and squeezing it a little.

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[Mr Awesome Hero]

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Alfred let out a choked sort of gasp as Ivan grabbed the camera. "I'm sorry! I'msorryI'msorry!" The American whined, letting go of the camera. He didn't want to make a horror film! Then he wouldn't be able to sleep tonight! Frowning, he waited trembling ever so slightly to see if he would be getting his dear camera back or not.

[Mr Valley Girl]

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"Hey Ivan, let's make, like, a drinking contest !" exclaimed Feliks taking offered chair. "And make, like, a documentary of your spectacular defeat." he grinned cheekily and grabbed a bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka placing two vodka glasses on the bar counter. This meant... war !! And Feliks was pretty certain he would win. As usual..

[[Russia has triggered my OTP... ;D Btw, I asked here and there and found out that the Polish think they have equally strong heads as the Russians do when it comes to drinking. Haha, poor Feliks ! *grins*]]

[Mr KolKolKol]

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kolkolIvan smiled and held onto the camera. "Ahaha~ It's okay. I'm just camera shy. I wish I could have gotten YOUR face recorded just then though... I love the expressions people make when they're cowering in fear~" He continued to laugh at his own comment for minute or two and then turned as Feliks adressed him. Shoving the camera back in Alfreds hands, he happily ran over to the bar. "Da, of course! Hahaha, you're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you~?"

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[Mr Awesome Hero]

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The American frowned at the others comment and jumped a little when the camera was shoved back into his hands. Quickly lifting it up, he inspected the device to make sure it wasn't broken. Smiling, he noticed that it wasn't, and it was even still recording! He nodded and held up the camera once more, walking over to Poland. "Awesome idea! I'll film!" He told them excitedly, keeping the lens focused on Poland.

[Mr Valley Girl]

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"Like totally, Ivan !" chirped the blonde with never-fading excitement. "Didn't I tell you I'll make Warsaw your capital one da.." he glanced at the Russian and cleared his throat noticing a blank expression on Ivan's face.

"Like, oh my god... ! Stop glaring at me like that, I meant, like, paying you a friendly visit and drinking vodka together, okay ?" he couldn't help it, but his confidence was slowly fading away. He grabbed a glass full of transparent liquid and toasted "Na zdrowie !" showing off with a victory sign he made with his fingers in front of the camera.

[Mr Tea and Crumpets]

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Arthur entered the cafe slightly confused. As per usual.

But finding he didn't really care. As per usual.

He merely tried to avoid attracting any attention as he strode across the room to the kitchen doors. Opening them and stepping in, he stood there for a moment. He finally decided the kitchen needed a good cleaning, and began sweeping crumbs off the counter and disposing of them.
AMERIKA NO BAKA

[Mr Awesome Hero]

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Alfred frowned as he saw Arthur walk into the kitchen without even saying hello! How rude! No one treats a hero with such disrespect! He left the other two and walked into the kitchen, camera still in hand. "Hey, Iggy!" He greeted, holding the camera right in front of the others face. "Don't be so antisocial. Make a movie with me!" He grinned, still filming the other.

[Mr KolKolKol]

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kolkolIvan lifted the other glass from the table and stood beside Feliks, leaning his elbow onto the others shoulder heavily. "Cheers~!" He smiled happily and quickly downed the liquor. "Dahh~! I love vodka~!"

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