Hetalia! J o k e r C a f e . NOW OPEN.COME IN! [hiring]

AMERICA IS

A HERO	24.5%	[ 37 ]
AWESOME	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A TORPEDO	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A DIVA	6.6%	[ 10 ]
A SAINT	1.3%	[ 2 ]
A GODDESS	4.0%	[ 6 ]
NOT BRITISH	35.1%	[ 53 ]
A SUPERSTAR	4.0%	[ 6 ]
BETTER THAN ENGLAND	7.9%	[ 12 ]
A PERSON OF THE HOUR	2.0%	[ 3 ]
Total Votes:			[ 151 ]

[Passionate Spain]

España

If there had been anyone else in the kitchen with Romano they probably would have felt the irritableness coming off the Italian but this was Antonio and the effect was lost completely on him. Though he could tell that he wasn't being very cute right now. "I told you I didn't mind cooking the pasta but if you really want to cook the pasta I can handle the sauce. It'll be nice cooking together."

[[ Here's my email: [e-mail] I haven't done too much to the account yet but everyone feel free to add me anyway.]]

[Mr KolKolKol]

kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol❄Ⓡⓤⓢⓢⓘⓐ❄







kolkol"Ohh~ You don't have to worry" Ivan grinned as he felt Feliks' lips brush lightly against his. "It won't be too mean. And of course..." Ivan paused for a moment to lean in and kiss Feliks lightly on the lips. "You'll be getting a treat too~" He was very pleased with how well their relationship was turning out. Hopefully, he wouldn't mess things up like he had done in the past and end up scaring Feliks away like he had done many times before. He couldn't risk that now. He laughed as Poland made his request. "Uhu~ Just you wait Feliks. It'll happen when you least... expect it..." He purposely paused in between his words, his smile grew with every word. If Halloween was going to be this fun, he couldn't wait until Christmas....

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[Mr Tomato Mafia]

South Italy
Lovino shook his head in frustration.
"Fine, I'll cook the pasta then." he said with a sigh, trying to calm down. Why did Spain have to be so annoying?
He added the noodles to the boiling water and leaned slightly against the counter.

[Mr Maple Cake]

Camaple-maplenamaple-mapleda

❄"I'm sorry! Er, um. O-okay. I'll try." He sighed, playing with a strand of his hair. It wouldn't be easy to stop apologizing, but if Austria wanted him to, then he'd give it a shot.

"your sadness is infectious, did you know that?"

Canada's head turned to look at the other so quickly, it was a miracle he didn't get whiplash. "E-excuse me?" Well. He wasn't expecting anything like that to ever be said to him. "Sorry. I'm usually a pleasant person, but everyone gets sad sometimes, eh? Of course, that's not a good excuse, um. I- I'm sor- er, it's my fault," he murmured, letting his hands fall into his lap. Now he was weird and he made Austria feel bad! What else would go wrong?

But then, the Austrian smiled. It was- maple, he'd never seen him smile like that before. Not that he saw him smile often, but still..! Matthew couldn't help but give a shy smile in return, looking down at his shoes embarrassedly. The brunet made him feel strange. Not insignificant like most people, but humbled and- and just happy. He was really starting to like spending time with the elder nation.

[[1/4 done with essay, woohoo! Ahh, school has gotten so busy, and with all the extra work I've been taking on... guh! Well, I'm back (kind of) and hope to get the darn thing done with soon. c: I always think of you guys when writing it. <3]]
[[Oh yeah, and Mattie's totally an eternal sex-god. He was raised by France, after all! XD But he knows not what power he holds! -shot-]]
[[...And lol Poland, am I really going to be attacked by everyone in the cafe and forced to wear something they choose? >XD I'm just little Canada, who sits in corners and is invisible! I don't deserve such an idea! XD <3 -hug-]]

[Mr Piano Forte]

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mhmm, he spotted 5 apologies in that sentence. what he said obviously wasn't working for the other nation. you don't say sorry to someone if they tell you to stop apologizing! it's totally not the point!

"you know, sometimes i have no clue what you say. you babble quite a lot" he said with a very quiet laugh. in fact, he was surprised that the Canadian didn't get dizzy with all of those quick actions and hesitant sentences. he rolled his eyes. "well, it's not like you can do anything about it, huh" he muttered in response.

doing something about it would be a bad thing, a façade. best to tell him otherwise.

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[[Aww canada, well done you *claps* and ilu for that post, so sweet <3
LOL you guys, i'm totally going to join this FB Thing as Swiss man :'D
but hey you guys, random Russian word of the day: Klyen - Maple. omnomnom~
you guys, is there anything you want to know in this language at all? Looboye slovo na Vsyekh?! (lol that last word is HARD to pronounce X3)]]

[Mr Scaredy Cat]

- Latvia -

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He smiled at the Younger nations attempts at saying the Latvian word. it just wasn't working for him, obviously.

he took the others hand and held them in front of him, laughing. "no, silly. you don'y say it like that." Sealand had completely taken his mind off of Belarus, and he'd completely stopped shaking, and was being extrovert for once in his life. weird.

"i'm pretty sure you can pronounce it if you actually listen to what i say. here. "Dee-ehv" just like that" he said, wondering why the other was so keen on being able to say 'goodness' in Latvian. such a thing was beyond him.

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Waaaaaaaah~!

{{Oh AHAHA, Poland ILU SO MUCH! Curiosity killed the cat i suppose, the definition of "Russian" scared me O.o i feel strangely offended...
oh and i just randomly feel like writing all the country names in Russian for some random reason, i dunno why. but that would take up space i suppose. do say if you want me to write your country for you~
Poland - "Polisha" (simply for being totally fantabulous, you can have your country now~)}}

[Mr Fairytale]

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Rolling his eyes, the smaller nation crossed his arms slowly across his chest, looking up at the dane.

"really Mathias, is there any moment in which you are NOT criticizing Berwald? he just wants to help, and you are way too stubborn to get that into your head" he muttered, while watching the swede walk away into the kitchen. seeing him do this made Norway feel like he needed food all of a sudden, and so he sighed, and unfolded his arms.

he definitely didn't want Denmark to follow him. the risk of disgusting pancakes was too high.

"... i'm going. you wait here." he said bluntly, wandering towards the kitchen doors.

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{{ Oh, 3 posts in a row guys XD *hi5* i'm that slow i suppose~
i'll add you all on FB when i can guys :'D
Sorry i didn't post Denmark =.=;;

also, a few more country names for you (axis + allies FTW):
America = "Amyerika"
England = "Angleeya"
France = "Franceeya"
China = "Keetay"
Italy = "Italiya"
Germany = "Germaneya"
Japan = "Yaponeeya" }}

[x-Tazmily-x]

::..Sealand..::

Sealand will be a strong nation~~

The boy's eyes widened slightly at the fact that his friend had laughed. More so at the fact that he'd taken his hand.

He tilted his head to one side, confused. "Ehhh, I don't think I can say it right..." he said with a small sigh.

[[[ I'm so sorry that this post is so small!! Dx My mom kicked me off the computer. -mutter mutter- ]]]

And one day all of you will bow down to me~~~

[Mr Nordic King]

♕THE•KING•OF•NORTHERN•EUROPE♕

Mathias stared back at Norway with a dumbfounded look on his face. Was it really that wrong to criticize someone like Sweden when he deserved it? "Tch, jeez Norge! Why would I not?" The Dane crossed his arms proudly. But then... Norway announced that he was going into the kitchen. "Ehh? Wait! But... that's where he went!" He called at Norway's back, watching as the short nation walked right into the kitchen. He wouldn't put up with this! Denmark scurried after him and stopped at the door, pressing his ear up against it. What if they were plotting against him?! Mathias glared at the door and quietyly pushed it open a little so that he could peer in. Through the crack he could see Norway's back and... there was the Swede preparing some kind of meal. He couldn't tell what exactly Berwald was making from his current position behind the door, but he could safely assume that it would be disgusting....

[Mr Scaredy Cat]

- Latvia -

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Latvia shook his head slightly at the other. "it's really not that hard to say" he said quietly, still feeling extremely tired and ill.

leaning back against the back wall of the booth, he whined slightly. "ughh, why do i feel so terrible right now?" he wondered aloud, staring up at the ceiling. he noticed he also felt very empty.

... where was Sweden right now?

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Waaaaaaaah~!

{{... I'm sorry Sealand, there is no such word in Russian for your country :< but i could try and combine 'sea' and 'land'...
"Moryezyemlya", though i'm not sure... :>}}

[Mr Fairytale]

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standing in the kitchen, Norway waved at Sweden, before turning to a cupboard to get something. failing miserably and it only contained pots, he turned back into the middle of the kitchen, and looked around.

then, he shot a stare straight at the round window of the double doors, where he was absolutely sure Denmark was going to be lurking. he was right. he narrowed his eyes in irritation, then turned back to Sweden.

"Do ignore Denmark, he's being a complete idiot today. it's so annoying" he said with a sigh, and then opened another cupboard.

taking out the first packet he touched, which appeared to be a random packet of cookies, he walked straight back out the doors again, not caring if he hit the spying Dane in the face with them.

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{{ oh lol, keeping me on my toes are we? XD
and for Denmark: "Daneya" X'D this is surprisingly fun to do, give you loads of country names. }}

[Mr Valley Girl]

"Ohhhh~ Yes. Please." Poland bit his lower lip, before he said too much. Once again, the situation was getting out of hand. 'Calm down, Feliks. All those things exist only in your head.' They were only... talking about Halloween. His silly imagination was playing tricks on him. 'Breathe....' He repeated his mantra inwardly, pulling away an inch. "I totally should wash the dishes..." Realizing they were still sitting on the couch in the main room, the boy froze. Oh, good. Now he would go straight into the kitchen, fill the sink with water and drown his embarrassed self in it. Feliks' eyelids lowered and the boy turned his face away, hoping his vivid blush would go unnoticed. He shouldn't react in such a way. This drop-dead gorgeous man was talking about Halloween, right ? Right.

(( Latvia~! I warned you... xDDD And yeah, those definitions are meant to be offensive. I was hoping I would get banned or something :3 No fun~!
I knew it was 'Polsha' or something <3 I love you, Kuro~!! Just fabulous you are ! =D And, a Swiss account ? Fantastic !!
Canada, hell yes. And, we can't dress you as a ghost, forget it. That would be no fun~ :'DDD
And ugh... yesterday I was too pissed (2 beers omgwtf.) to reply xD I'm sorry~ We had a lil birthday party, yeah. ))

[Mr Scaredy Cat]

{{Oh Poland, i am too curious for my own good T^T and why on earth did you WANT to get banned?! o.o
no problem anyway~ if you need ANYTHING translated into Russian i can tell you. i like translating for people :3
here is something else for you: "Kak, sovyershyenno skazochniye!" (like, totally fabulous!)
and heck Swiss is so cool~ i need to add you! XD (mine is: [e-mail])
oh, fun times, fun times...}}

[Mr Valley Girl]

(( I didn't want to... It's just... my wicked scandinavian humor xDDD
Oh, that sounds fabulous~! I'll need to remember that !! Thank you so much, Kuro~ <3 <3 <3
And, accept me please, I sent you a friendship request.
Spain I can't find you on fb, btw : o ))

[Mr Scaredy Cat]

{{Wicked Scandinavian Humour FTW :'D
hehehe, no problem~ i thought you might like that somehow.
yeah, i'll accept you, but atm i'm trying to find a pic. there are NOOOONE o_o (that or i'm the most picky picky person in the world~)}}