Vincent W Sinnet
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- Posted: Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:09:25 +0000

Yes! That was it!
It was a tooth rattling roar that echoed through the air. One that dwarfed the rumble of thunder through the stormy skies. The roar as Uzag's bike finally came back to life. As much as Uzag wanted to stick around this place he could tell that there wasn't much in the way of fighting going on anymore. Though there was a whole lot of potential, and if this place was really safe from CLOAK as the skunky hinted at, well it would be a place for Uzag to come back after a rampage through the city. Still, Uzag was smart enough to have caught on after a while that his bike was sort of his trademark. Not only that but it was big and bright red and there was often a trail of fire, destruction and gore leading right up to it. As much as he hated to do it, Uzag often figured it was better to rest up with his bike on the other side of town. Though it was often a fruitless effort as it was difficult not to notice the jolly green giant lumbering through town as sneakily as an Orc of his nature could.
But it certainly was better than nothing. Uzag hopped onto the massive thing that was his bike and revved it up a few more times, allowing it's deafening roar to echo up into the heavens. Uzag had no capability for subtlety and it was pure luck that Uzag wasn't murdered in his sleep. The hard rain had been the closest thing to a shower that Uzag ever had. It did nothing to relieve Uzag of his noxious odor and only added the scent of wet leather to it as his leather vest got soaked. But was nothing compared to the fumes that Uzag's bike churned out. Already a cloud of choking pollution enveloped Uzag and his bike and would follow him to were ever his destination would end up being. It served as a good cover for Uzag though, it was much akin to a constant smokescreen.
Well that was it, Uzag was off, his bike tearing a** down the road. the cloud of putrid smoke trailing him. It didn't take Uzag long to realize that the city was actually rather large. Good and big, plenty of good fighting to be had here. And if there was no good fighting, well knocking over a few of these tall buildings would be a good laugh. Regardless there was a lot of potential here and then some back at the place with the skunky boss. Uzag wasn't really looking to cause too much trouble though, he still left his Choppa back wherever he dropped it in the inn and it's no fun if ya can't chop some people up. He had his Burna, stuck in his bike. No matter how wet it was outside he could stell set a few folks on fire, but he was just out to ditch the bike somewhere "In-con-spiky-us" or something to that effect if Uzag could even manage to pronounce it.
But was only a bit into the city that the sounds of Uzag's deafening bike began to stutter. This was bad, very bad. Uzag just fixed the thing and look, it was slowing down. Uzag was giving it all he could and it was still just slowing down. Still, slowing down from the sort of breakneck speed that could snap some humies in half took some time. But eventually Uzag rolled to a stop and his bike just died. Now Uzag was clearly frustrated, his red eyes glaring down at his bike. He just fixed it, what the hell was wrong now? Uzag took in one deep, calming breath.... held it in....
...And let out a roar that made the nearby windows tremble. Spit flying out of his wide-opened maw. Uzag got off of his bike and with an unnatural strength lifted the thing off the ground. The thing was massive enough to cause Uzag to grunt with effort. But Uzag shoved it in a back alley behind some piles of trash. Good enough for Uzag anyway. He was simply not going to deal with his bike for now. It was hidden, his task accomplish time to do something else. The smells in the air, many lost on him as he smelled food in the air. Uzag's massive boots stomped down the paved sidewalk as he walked near the closest place that smelled of food. It was some cafe, not that Uzag knew the difference, it smelled like food so there was some in it.
Uzag's first action was of course to open the door to this eatery. It could easily be misconstrued as "rip the door off of this eatery" as he nearly pulled the door right off as he opened it. Now whether or not people had seen anything supernatural before or even on the off chance they were used to it, the sight of Uzag was like witnessing a giant, green skinned red eyed demon. The average human screamed and ran while many simply sat and trembled. Both of these things happened as Uzag entered the cafe. Many of the customers ran out in a panic after Uzag made his unruly entrance while much of the staff simply sat and trembled. Despite being huge, green, red eyed and having many teeth bigger than their fingers, Uzag was relatively humanoid and... well... he was a potential paying customer?
Uzag looked at one of the staff "Oi. You lot got food 'ere?" the woman merely nodded. "Well den stop starin' at me and go get me some." Uzag practically barked at the woman. This wasn't unnatural for Uzag, the girl was smaller than Uzag, not green like Uzag. So either it got quick to doin' what he said or it got quick to dyin'. The girl ran off, either to get Uzag food like he asked or to call the police. Whatever, if she took to long Uzag would just run back to where they kept the food and eat it from there. Meat, cooked, raw, frozen, didn't matter to Uzag. Hell, nothing really mattered to Uzag, moldy bread tasted just as good as anything else. Well, the fact that Uzag's genetic make-up pretty much made his half mold had something to do with it too. But that was besides the point. Uzag wouldn't even try to sit in one of the flimsy little chairs. Uzag simply ripped out the bolted down table within' the booth and set it aside so he could comfortably sit down and prop up his feet on the table. Uzag lit himself up another cigar, despite the one already in his teeth. Heaven help the person to tell him there was no smoking there.





