About 6:40 pm the night before
A cheap midi file of Bach’s Concerto in D Minor began playing. The muffled sounds coming from Asher’s pocket. He barely noticed, simply burying his face deeper into the luxurious down pillow, the midi stopped and Asher sighed, waiting for sleep to reclaim him. The phone began vibrating inside his pocket, causing him to pull it out and slam it onto the night stand next to him, he gripped it hard enough he felt the plastic shell cracking in an effort to silence the vibrations. When the infernal device was finally still for a few moments he relaxed and put his arm back under the pillow. The phone went off again, this time an obscenely loud alarm blaring from the tiny speakers. He snatched the phone from the stand, flipped it open and stared at the brightly back-lit screen with a severely blood-shot eye.
“What?” he groaned into the phone.
“I’ll take that tone with you if I want to, you’re the one who called… Yeah…. Yeah… No… Well that’s just silly… No… Because… Because you’re stupid… Are too… Are too… Are t- look I’m not getting into this with you right now… I’ve been there before, there’s one every year… I don’t care who’s there… There’s what? Just get – Whaddya mean she ain’t… Really? I mean, really?... You’re serious?... Augh…” Asher clapped the phone shut, ending the call. He threw on a black t-shirt, his running shoes, and made sure he still had his belt on around the waist of his jeans. Asher opened the window and went down the fire-escape. After reaching street level he blended in perfectly with the pedestrian traffic. Most of the holiday revelry was just now beginning, people in costume en route to whatever parties they had been invited to, or intent on crashing whichever looked the most interesting. He soon arrived at the park where things were just approaching full swing. He followed the crowds and music, wandering among the ambient smoke and fog made by the quiet machines hidden in the bushes. Up ahead he saw his target, a dimly lit, empty stage with a karaoke machine and some large, expensive speakers.
“Arright, where th’ell’s he?” Asher asked aloud, though to no one in particular. There was a chill in the air, a t-shirt and jeans was a horrible choice for the weather, but he’d been asked to hurry and of course, now he was regretting it. Asher jammed his hands in his pockets, looking down at the ground and cursing. There was a tingle down his spine, his only warning. A dark arm was about to wrap around his wind pipe, and someone’s chest was pressed against his back. Asher tucked his chin to his chest and barely got his fingertips in before the man’s grip tightened around his neck. Asher tried to throw his head back and stun the man behind him, but found himself unable to do more than flex his neck. This man was clearly experienced since the first thing he did was stick to Asher better than Gorilla Glue. Asher released one of his hands, landing a sharp, quick body shot with a rearward elbow. There was a cry of surprise from his attacker, while Asher bucked his hips backwards to offset the attacker’s center of balance. Asher stepped forward, simultaneously bringing his attacker’s arm across his body and flexing with his entire core. There was that disturbing moment of clarity in the middle of the throw, where Asher noticed just how close he was to eating dirt, where his muscles just completed launching his attacker, where momentum and gravity were about to take over. The attacker hit the ground first, followed by Asher dropping his bodyweight on him, and completing the forward roll and jumping back to a standing position. Upon turning around to face his attacker Asher came out of his stance, which for him involved simply dropping his right hand back to his side and bringing his feet about an inch closer.
“Jeezus man don’ do that.” Asher said as he offered a hand to Cecil.
“Pff, you need to get laid man. Bad. I’unno if it’s poss-ble to die from stress, but if it is I bet you’ll be the first.” Cecil dusted himself off. He was clad in dark jeans, a fitted white T, and a Tapout hoody.
“Shutit. So what’cha need? What’s this ‘big emergency’?” Asher went so far as to flex his fingers in air quotes.
“Yer lookin’ at it.” Cecil said, flicking his eyes towards the empty karaoke stage.
“What, behind the stage?” Asher stood on his tiptoes, trying to peer over the stage and through the dark curtains on the back.
“It is the stage.” Cecil said, breaking out a handsome, wry grin. Asher’s face warped to an expression somewhere between horror and anxiety.
“Aw what’s wrong? Yer decent t’say the least, let’s git up there, have some fun!” Cecil said, smiling and slapping Asher on the shoulder.
“Man, I’s still sleepin’ off last night when you called. I ain’t tryin’ ta do nothin’ but have a quiet night tonight.” Asher groaned.
“You should hydrate more.” Cecil said, addressing his problem and ignoring his feelings, like always. Asher slapped his forehead down into both palms before running his fingers along his scalp.
“See, yer not listenin’-“ Asher protested.
“Nah man, I got it. We’ll just get some food an’ get out, aight?” Cecil said, already ushering him towards the buffet table, the side that was closer to the bar that had been set up for the night.
One plate of hotwings and seven shots of tequila later
No sir!
Well I don’t wanna’ be the blame! Not anymore
It’s your turn! To take a seat we’re settling
The final score
And why do we like to hurt so much
Asher was on stage, belting out some Paramore in his best alto (which was pretty good, especially as far as karaoke standards are considered). A small group of party goers had gathered around the stage and were cheering for him, while Cecil, who was supposed to be singing back-up, was laughing his a** off. Something about hearing a natural tenor sing like a young woman being completely hilarious in his opinion. Asher’s immediate popularity lasted for about three more songs until a few more revelers got enough gumption to try. Asher relinquished the mic and picked Cecil up from where he was still laughing before they both moved on. They tried a few bars before finding their way into a rather upscale club. There were multiple costume choices but the overall theme of the club seemed to be magic, witches and wizards looking like something from Harry Potter, if Harry Potter had been rated X, and all manner of fae creatures lusting for a taste of the mortal realm. Although Asher was too inebriated to notice at the time, he would have been rather interested to learn that only a little less than half of the people in the club were actually in costume.
Asher remembered sitting at the bar and talking to a lovely woman whom he thought was merely dressed as a dark fairy or maybe a demoness, it was hard to tell. She had dark skin, fair features, a petite figure, and striking eyes that simply commanded his attention. He remembered having a conversation that was barely audible over the pounding trance music of the club. He remembered trying to leave when her boa snaked around his neck, pulling him down to her level. He remembered her taste, and the rush he felt (for his luck with the fairer sex was, in his own words, ‘generally abysmal’). Then he remembered her boyfriend and some of his buddies who didn’t take too kindly to Asher making a move on his girlfriend.
Her boyfriend came in with a right cross. Asher stepped to the outside, catching the wrist with his right hand, and locking the elbow out with his left hand. The man yelped from the jolt of pain as Asher’s left hand continued to move up the man’s arm and wrapping around the back of his neck. Asher circled away from the bar, using his body’s build-up of momentum to bring the man’s head down into the edge of the bar counter. Asher’s heart was pounding in his chest, his adrenaline had spiked, and his eyes had begun to dilate.
The second man came at him with a bar stool. Asher was caught once by surprise, but only once. There was a dull thud as the stool impacted with the solid wall of his back. Asher spun around before the second blow could fall, shattering the wood with the blades of his forearms, a few splinters breaking off into the skin. Asher caught one of the wooden legs before it could fall, jabbing into the diaphragm of the attacker. The man doubled over in pain as he stepped back. Asher took a firm two-handed grasp before landing a baseball swing into the man’s face. The wooden leg clattered to the floor as the man crumpled. Asher was smiling now, he felt amazing, ecstatic even. His whole body tingled, his stomach and groin felt warm and his legs wouldn’t stop twitching.
The final man brandished a cheap switch blade. Clearly he was either extremely loyal, or extremely stupid. He came down with a slash, which Asher neatly side-stepped. The man came back across with another slash, which passed harmlessly over Asher’s head. He was going to come back with a stab but never got the chance. Asher circled his arm around the man’s blade-arm, locking the man’s wrist in his armpit, leaving the switchblade to futilely cut at the air behind him. Asher brought his other fist into the man’s ribs with thunderous force, causing him to jump and his knees to weaken. The next blow broke the ribs, another cracked his solar plexus, one to crush the wind pipe, and one final shot to shatter his cheek. The fact that the fight was now over left Asher feeling pent up and frustrated. Such an amazing build up only to be denied that sweet release he so deeply craved. Cecil had said he needed to get laid after all. As a subject of Project Biowulf, and therefore a creature manufactured for the sake of battle, a few things had been rewired in his body and mind. Of course there were the hallmark changes like increased resistance to damage, and a physical potential naturally higher than most humans and on par with some supernatural creatures. Where the real breakthrough had been was in the brain. Most creatures (humans being no exception) were hard-wired for sex, procreation, the passing on of genes, and propagation of the species is what carried humanity through some four to five thousand years and led them to establish dominance over the planet as a species. It only seemed natural to incorporate this powerful instinct into a combat mindset. To put it plainly, Asher craved battle the same way normal people craved sex. This meant that fighting and foreplay often resulted in the same physiological reaction. This was why Asher, when sober, was a strict pacifist. It was also why he no longer sparred with females outside the CLOAK compound.
Asher turned back to the bar, the dark fairy was still there and, to her credit, seemed more impressed with the display than anything else. Despite his loose jeans she could still clearly see the state he was in. Asher, now consumed by self-loathing over his shameful conduct and feeling horribly embarrassed over his current predicament, sought only to apologize and find a quiet place to take care of himself. He yelled this into her daintily pointed ear over the pounding music of the club. She told him she wanted to take responsibility, since it was her ex and his friends that were at fault for Asher’s current state. He remembered going to a dark room, moving and sweating until even the slightest caress made lightning race across their skin.
Thanks to a powerful memory spell (that would later result in a massive migraine thanks to the conflict it would cause with his geis) the only thing Asher remembered after that was feeling absolutely drained, and deliciously sore all over.
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One of the large double doors quietly opened just enough for a man to slip his body through. A bare right arm came through first, bruised and battered knuckles, a scraped up forearm, and a noticeable farmer's tan that ran halfway up his bicep. He palmed about the other door for a few moments before grasping some sort of unseen handhold. Taking a firm grasp he pulled the rest of himself through the small gap in the doorway. Once he was all the way inside he politely closed the door behind him. A white fedora with a black band, a black and purple feather boa, mirrored Oakley shades that wrapped around his eyes, a blood-stained wife-beater, only some of which was actually his, some khaki pants, and a black pair of Vans with white accents. His left arm bore similar injuries to the right, with the addition of a single hand-cuff from which a broken chain was dangling.
Once he was safely inside he took a deep breath and seemed somewhat relieved. He turned around and tried to take a step forward. He staggered horribly before spinning on his heels and coming to a stop on his toes, before he could lose his balance again he popped out of it, one heel flaring out while the ball of the opposite foot spun him into the right direction. While facing the door he began trying to walk forward, and made progress in the completely opposite direction. It was a twisted parody of the moonwalk that carried him all the way to the opposite wall. When he completely hit the wall he stopped and slid down, his legs going straight out, his palms touching the floor and his head lolling to one side. It was easily apparent that in addition to still being quite trashed, he hadn’t slept at all the night before. If one possessed the keen sense of thought to examine his aura, and were actually able to see it in its’ currently diminished condition, they would notice the two dichotomous energies that should have naturally been tearing him apart from the inside out.
“Oh man…. Whaddanight.” Asher said as he put his hat on the ground. He pulled his shirt up and over his shoulders before burying his face in the crumpled fabric. It was soaked from the rain, the cool moisture felt wondrous against his face which was still burning with alcohol. His body was toned and fit, the chiseled muscle groups knitted together, each in proportion to the other. His was a body that moved through space, instead of sitting on benches using leaden weights to build puffy, bloated muscles and fake strength. Using his own weight he had managed to turn his own body into a single cohesive, powerful, and downright lethal unit. He pulled the shirt away from his face, the Oakleys came away with it. He proceeded to wipe at the lenses, trying to dry them off. Though the fact that he was using a soaked shirt seemed to elude him. There was something unsettling about his eyes, though his face clearly conveyed that he was tired, and dark bags were becoming more evident, his eyes were wide open. The pupils were heavily dilated, so much so that the iris seemed almost invisible, a thin sliver of hazel nearly eclipsed by the dark open hole of the pupil. He looked around the lobby, his empty, unblinking gaze fixing onto each person.
There was a tiger, the androgynous purple-haired desk clerk who had checked him in, a scruffy one-eyed homeless pirate, and several – wait, a tiger? Asher did a double, and then a triple take, fixing the large humanoid with his unwavering, bloodshot eyes. He still hadn’t blinked either. And several women who brought to mind 3oh3’s Starstrukk remix featuring Katy Perry. There was the shirtless red-head displaying her nice ink, the dark-skinned beauty next to her, a strawberry-blonde decked out in – goth loli or punk-chic he couldn’t tell – and a pink haired woman who looked like she was more suited to a Victorian funeral. Were he sober enough to stand without feeling like he would fly off the Earth as it spun, he probably would have tried to talk to one or three of them. However since he wasn’t sure if he was actually seeing one or three of each he decided it was best to say nothing.
“I don’t suppose there’s anyone here feeling charitable enough to help me get to some breakfast eh?” he seemed rather articulate despite how intoxicated he smelled. He put the fedora and shades back on, and held his hands up, hopefully for some helpful soul to grab and haul him to his feet. Unfortunately Asher underestimated how crucial they were to his balance. He slowly collapsed to one side, his head smacking into the floor with a dull thud.
“Ow.” He muttered, finally closing his eyes behind the mirrored shades, not sleeping, simply in pain.
((Not proofread, not spell-checked, but done enough that I can post at least.))