Black Dragon Tavern

Share a drink with the Black Dragon?

Sure gimmy the strongest in the house.	63.3%	[ 157 ]
Why would I want to drink with a dragon?	11.3%	[ 28 ]
pole whore gimmy cookie	25.4%	[ 63 ]
Total Votes:			[ 248 ]

[MsCrimCrim]

Yaki would snicker a moment by the end of his riddle, such full of induendo it seemed but she knew the answer almost immediately, "A key, though I could think of a few others things as well." Looking back to Burke she would try her hardest to think of a hard one, the more they played the more confident she began to feel she could possibly win. "I have heard of a something-or-other, growing in its nook, swelling and rising, pushing up its covering. Upon that boneless thing a cocky-minded young woman took a grip with her hands; with her apron a lord's daughter covered the tumescent thing. What Am I?"

[The Sage of Ruin]

"Having an Unhealthy obsession with dough my dear, what will you do if all of that goes to your tits". Burke would have a smile on his face, " Five sailors survive a shipwreck and swim to a tiny island where there is nothing but a coconut tree and a monkey. The sailors gather all the coconuts and put them in a big pile under the tree. Exhausted, they agree to go to wait until the next morning to divide up the coconuts.

At one o'clock in the morning, the first sailor wakes. He realizes that he can't trust the others, and decides to take his share now. He divides the coconuts into five equal piles, but there is one left over. He gives that coconut to the monkey, buries his coconuts, and puts the rest of the coconuts back under the tree.

At two o'clock, the second sailor wakes up. Not realizing that the first sailor has already taken his share, he too divides the coconuts up into five piles, leaving one over which he gives to the monkey. He then hides his share, and piles the remainder back under the tree.

At three, four and five o'clock in the morning, the third, fourth and fifth sailors each wake up and carry out the same actions.

In the morning, all the sailors wake up, and try to look innocent. No one makes a remark about the diminished pile of coconuts, and no one decides to be honest and admit that they've already taken their share. Instead, they divide the pile up into five piles, for the sixth time, and find that there is yet again one coconut left over, which they give to the monkey.

How many coconuts were there originally?"

[MsCrimCrim]

Yaki thought for a moment, doing the math in her head before she would smirk and poke her tummy softly with each number, "15,621 coconuts total to begin with." Looking back to her Mate from across her platform she would smirk, "Well if all that dough went to my tits, I dont think you would complain with bigger toys to play with now would you?" With a soft chuckle she would look back down to her belly as she spoke, "I saw this creature of the weapon-equipped sort, greedy in the
exuberance of his youth. As his due, his life-guardian set running four
springs, white fountains, as his portion. A man spoke, who said to me:
'This creature, if he thrives, will break up the downs; if he goes to
pieces, he will bind the living. What Am I?"

[The Sage of Ruin]

" A Bullock, " He would smile at his mate" , Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

[MsCrimCrim]

"None of the men were single, all of them were married." Chuckling she would quirk a brow once more, rubbing her belly once more as she relaxed further, still they both had two more fails to go, "My home is not quiet but I am not loud. The lord has meant us to journey together. I am faster than he and sometimes stronger, But he keeps on going for longer.
Sometimes I rest but he runs on. For as long as I am alive I live in him. If we part from one another It is I who will die. What am i?"

[The Sage of Ruin]

"a fish in a river, " Burke would smile, the Anglo Saxon's were a weird bunch "When can you add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the answer?" Burke would smile about this one.

[MsCrimCrim]

"When you add 2 hours to 11 o'clock." looking down into the cool water below, how the moon shone over the surface before she would look back to her mate, "What has no beginning, end, or middle?" Looking to the water once more she would ponder before coming up with an idea.

[The Sage of Ruin]

" A doughnut, air, a politician's speech and time, " Burke would smile at his answers, " I am joined by a crown of gold, i'm two that can be found deep below the grown, another that is two fathoms down, What am I?"

[MsCrimCrim]

Yaki came down from her and Burke's room with the toddler on her hip, she wore simple clothes like a loose band t-shirt and pregnancy jeans that still held their skinny quality. Going to the toy box she would set her son down and ruffle his red curls before she would go to the kitchen to make herself beef stew with every vegetable you could think of thrown in. Stirring the pot till the goop was ready, she took a ladel and poured it into two bowls, one normal and the other a small one, grabbing spoons she called Alexavier over to the couch and had him sit and eat at the coffee table with a big chunk of bread, she herself stting back and doing the same

[l-Momentie-l]

Momentie

~Forever is such a long time,~

~In a stool where the bar met the wall there sat a creature. How long had it been there? It was hard to say due to a multilayer teleportation spell that subtlety warped other people sense of time and space. At a glance it looked male and mostly feline with tan fur and dark brown ears that stuck out of short, windblown jet black hair. He wore a tight black t-shirt, black denim jeans with a plethora of buttoned pockets, and black leather bracers around his wrists. As he sat there staring out into the room with pupiless emerald it was hard to see that he only stood a scant 4' 8".~

~Not seeing anyone on his first sweep he would sigh. Standing on his stool he'd hop to the bar and walk down to where he could reach the alcohol with his tail. Grabbing a bottle of whiskey and a glass he'd walk back to where he was sitting before and retake his seat. Pouring his first glass of the night he'd take as swig as he took another glance about the room. This time he saw someone familiar but for a short while he was content to observe.~

~for some one to walk alone in this world.~

[MsCrimCrim]

As Alex ate Yaki would do so at her own pass, turning to look over to momentie she would give a curt wave as she bit into her bread before relaxing back into her chair, resting her bowl onto her growing belly she would point to the chair beside her, "God damn, its been forever since you have been here. What kept you so long?" Readjusting herself in her seat she would rub her belly before taking another bite of her food, looking to her son as he finished, with a wave of her hand he would rush back to play with his toys.

((Meds are majorly starting to kick in, not sure if Ill be rp for much longer))

[l-Momentie-l]

Momentie

~Forever is such a long time,~

~As she ate before acknowledging him, Momentie would finish off his first glass. He had immediately recognized Yaki partially by scent but mostly by her aura. Alexander was not nearly as familiar, but he could recognize him as her child for similar reasons. What surprised him was that she was once more laden with a child. Despite what she'd said last time they'd spoke he'd not have bet ten dollars on her relationship lasting.~

~As she finished and called out towards him, Momentie would hop off his stool and pour another glass as he walked towards her.~ Well, I'm not limited to any country, planet, or even realm. It can take a while to make the rounds sometimes. You should've heard some the queries after I'd spent so much time hanging around here. There were some who'd thought I'd found myself another family to raise. ~As Alexander ran off to play Momentie would come to stand in front of Yaki, barely looking her in the eyes despite the fact that she was sitting while he stood. His eyes followed the young boy before looking back to her and resting on her stomache.~ Seems you've been enjoying yourself. ~Taking a sip from his glass before continuing.~ Where might your daughter be? Haven't married her off already have you? I don't think I've been gone that long.

((That's fine, I'm kinda distracted taking care of my mom.))

~for some one to walk alone in this world.~