Black Dragon Tavern

Share a drink with the Black Dragon?

Sure gimmy the strongest in the house.	62.0%	[ 202 ]
Why would I want to drink with a dragon?	10.1%	[ 33 ]
pole whore gimmy cookie	27.9%	[ 91 ]
Total Votes:			[ 326 ]

[LanyaD]

Chance Shainken

::He blinks a few times:: Ah, oookay then. Well I'll start right now.

::He sees the flame out the corner of his eye and jerks around, cocks his water rifle and lets it fly right at the human blow torch.::

FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!....or should that be water water water....oh well. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

::and a solid stream heads towards the stumbling, flame spewing drunk guy::

She waved her hand and the water went back toward chance. "I wouldnt mess with him. unless you have a deathwish dear." She smirked.

[Lokaia The Ebon Dawn]

Chance Shainken

::He blinks a few times:: Ah, oookay then. Well I'll start right now.

::He sees the flame out the corner of his eye and jerks around, cocks his water rifle and lets it fly right at the human blow torch.::

FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!....or should that be water water water....oh well. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

::and a solid stream heads towards the stumbling, flame spewing drunk guy::

His body fades and solidifies, now standing in a blur far faster then as ifhe had risen. his glare itself produces a massive vortexing stream of realm distoring and unseeable energy that casues the stream to twist and bend within itself until the water molicules over heat and trail off as steam. Lokaia staggers and holds himself up with the bar counter which begins to crack from his weight.
"Yeah...how bout" he ducks his head down out of site and sounds as if he is vomitting into a bucket but none can be sure. staggering back up none was on his lips so he must have dry heaved likely "apples..ya a**"

[Lokaia The Ebon Dawn]

LanyaD

"well i must say that was graceful." she said watching Lokaia fall off the counter. "Ugh and i know your heavy too. now to leave you there or move you..." She snapped her fingers and his body would lift off the ground and float over to the nearest couch.

Now appearently on a couch, Lokaia looked around a bit confused and very dizzy. He went to whipe his face but lost his sense of depth and ended up breaking his nose with his glove. Not noticing as blood dripped from his nostril.

[LanyaD]

"Alright darlin. have a seat before you fall down and crack my shiny floor. and please dont kill the hired help." She got a rag and walked over to him. seeing he had broken his own nose. "What am i going to do with you Lokaia." taking a seat on the edge of the couch she offered him the cloth. "Your bleeding dear."

[Lokaia The Ebon Dawn]

Lokaia looks cross eyed at his glove "First time in a long time I've seen my own blood...I both love" he gags a little bit "and hate it at the same time, together" he sys reduntantly, forgetting his own wrds as he says them.

[Chance Shainken]

::In a strange sort of oddity, a defiance of physics if you will, the water returned to him by Lanya's mental over matter act....or perhaps magic. The water returned, except instead of splatting all over him, the water streamed back in through the spout nozzle it was ejected from. For anyone watching, may have caused a few raised eyebrows. But Chance being the apparent goof he appears to be, simply hitched the rifle over his shoulder and made his away around behind the counter. During this time he takes a good look around behind the bar to aquaint himself with the inventory and the locations of the product he will likely distribute the most of.::

Well, a mighty nice stock here for a little shanty off the way. Is there anything special I should know about Ms. Lanya so I can be better prepared? Might be nice to have a little fair warning so I don't get killed on my first day.

::He adjusts his hat on his head, his ears twitch a little as he wonders what he should do about the crack in the woodwork.::

[LanyaD]

The Omnipotance

Lokaia looks cross eyed at his glove "First time in a long time I've seen my own blood...I both love" he gags a little bit "and hate it at the same time, together" he sys reduntantly, forgetting his own wrds as he says them.

"well that stuff must be prety potent to have you drunk." She dabbed at his nose a bit with the cloth then snapped her fingers the palm of her hand glowing just off his face as she healed his nose for him. "A danger to your own self."

[LanyaD]

Chance Shainken

::In a strange sort of oddity, a defiance of physics if you will, the water returned to him by Lanya's mental over matter act....or perhaps magic. The water returned, except instead of splatting all over him, the water streamed back in through the spout nozzle it was ejected from. For anyone watching, may have caused a few raised eyebrows. But Chance being the apparent goof he appears to be, simply hitched the rifle over his shoulder and made his away around behind the counter. During this time he takes a good look around behind the bar to aquaint himself with the inventory and the locations of the product he will likely distribute the most of.::

Well, a mighty nice stock here for a little shanty off the way. Is there anything special I should know about Ms. Lanya so I can be better prepared? Might be nice to have a little fair warning so I don't get killed on my first day.

::He adjusts his hat on his head, his ears twitch a little as he wonders what he should do about the crack in the woodwork.::

"well im used to getting my own drinks but if i dont i usually prefer blood wine. and as for advice on not getting killed. just dont piss Lokaia off. im sure everyone else will be managable."

[Lokaia The Ebon Dawn]

LanyaD

The Omnipotance

Lokaia looks cross eyed at his glove "First time in a long time I've seen my own blood...I both love" he gags a little bit "and hate it at the same time, together" he sys reduntantly, forgetting his own wrds as he says them.

"well that stuff must be prety potent to have you drunk." She dabbed at his nose a bit with the cloth then snapped her fingers the palm of her hand glowing just off his face as she healed his nose for him. "A danger to your own self."

"Well it doesn't so much intoxicate as much as it..." he begins to breath heavier "Mortalizses the drinker"

[Chance Shainken]

::A very loose salute to Lanya in response to her instructions::

Yes ma'am. I guess at the moment then I haven't much to do. Though one quick question. What do we do about damages to the bar and does this place serve anything besides drinks? I assume both alchoholic and non-alchoholic beverages are available. Is there anything else I should know about? Like food perhaps? There has to be more to it than just thirsty customers.

[LanyaD]

The Omnipotance

LanyaD

The Omnipotance

Lokaia looks cross eyed at his glove "First time in a long time I've seen my own blood...I both love" he gags a little bit "and hate it at the same time, together" he sys reduntantly, forgetting his own wrds as he says them.

"well that stuff must be prety potent to have you drunk." She dabbed at his nose a bit with the cloth then snapped her fingers the palm of her hand glowing just off his face as she healed his nose for him. "A danger to your own self."

"Well it doesn't so much intoxicate as much as it..." he begins to breath heavier "Mortalizses the drinker"

"So does that mean you feel like a mortal right now. As harmless as a human?" She took her hand away, tossing the rag away it dissappeared.

[LanyaD]

Chance Shainken

::A very loose salute to Lanya in response to her instructions::

Yes ma'am. I guess at the moment then I haven't much to do. Though one quick question. What do we do about damages to the bar and does this place serve anything besides drinks? I assume both alchoholic and non-alchoholic beverages are available. Is there anything else I should know about? Like food perhaps? There has to be more to it than just thirsty customers.

"There is a kitchen thats fully stocked should anyone ask for food. and as for damages. i made the bar to fix itself. so generally speaking should the whole building go down it should repair itself eventually."

[Lokaia The Ebon Dawn]

Chance Shainken

::A very loose salute to Lanya in response to her instructions::

Yes ma'am. I guess at the moment then I haven't much to do. Though one quick question. What do we do about damages to the bar and does this place serve anything besides drinks? I assume both alchoholic and non-alchoholic beverages are available. Is there anything else I should know about? Like food perhaps? There has to be more to it than just thirsty customers.

Lokaia points to what he thinks is the abr but is actualy the batthroom "Behind the liquiqw area is a door that looks like it leads to a freezer, I installed it before drinking the Ebony, I work quick when...umm...umm" he thinks "soger? no sob...sobe? I like thsoe" he trails of not able to remeber waht he was tlaking about but now wanting a sobe

[Lokaia The Ebon Dawn]

LanyaD

The Omnipotance

LanyaD

The Omnipotance

Lokaia looks cross eyed at his glove "First time in a long time I've seen my own blood...I both love" he gags a little bit "and hate it at the same time, together" he sys reduntantly, forgetting his own wrds as he says them.

"well that stuff must be prety potent to have you drunk." She dabbed at his nose a bit with the cloth then snapped her fingers the palm of her hand glowing just off his face as she healed his nose for him. "A danger to your own self."

"Well it doesn't so much intoxicate as much as it..." he begins to breath heavier "Mortalizses the drinker"

"So does that mean you feel like a mortal right now. As harmless as a human?" She took her hand away, tossing the rag away it dissappeared.

he coughed a little bit and tried to sit up "Never notcied...how heavy this damn coat was...christ" he tries to shrug it off but can;t lift his arms from the gloves.

[LanyaD]

"I think you mean sober. and what did you put in the freezer?" She smirked at his inability to now move. "Need some help?"