Which character has the best lines?

[Drummer_kidder]

I always think it's Ed.

"Hey, you hear me, slimeball?! I'm gonna come up there and CLOBBER you!"

"Now how could I lose track of a seven foot tall suit of armour?"

"I'm here to help! I'm your friendly neighbourhood State Alchemist!"

"Ooo, looks like the Colonel is afraid of big bad Scar. I'm not surprised, considering how useless you were the last time you went up against him!"

"You just assume I'll break it (referring to his arm)."

"DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!"
rofl

[One_Jolly-Roger]

myself personally i enjoy al's lines...he seems so confused and childish sweatdrop

[Shadywaves]

I agree! Edward for the win. Why? THE RANTS. XD

[DawnRoseOcean]

totally Edward

[SleepyBojazzles]

Its a tie between RM and Ed for me. x3
Gotta love them miniskirts.

[D0kt0r Bulletz]

Greed (Greedling too), Ed, Roy, and Ling heart

[Forever_Rose09]

"Hoo-hoo! I feel SO much better. You guys are lifesavers, thanks a lot!" -Ling
"Brother! Stop yelling! And while you're at it, would you put on some pants?!" -Al
"I love dogs! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain! And they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fury they're the great servants of MAN! ~Loyal canine, how we salute thee!~" -Roy
"And once I'm Fuhrer, there are going to be changes. That day... all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!" -Roy
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!" -Courtesy of Edward Elric
Haha I have no clue, Ed and Roy's lines have got to be my favorites. heart

[daydreaming67]

Alex Louis Armstrong,Roy Mustang and most of all Maes Hughes!

"Of course not! A person like me shouldn't get dragged into a freakshow with you pack of pseudo- humans Its bad for my health!"

"Did you hear what i said? My dear littil Elysia's about to turn three!' heart

[DataBugged]

Ed.
"Shorty? Could a shorty do THIS? What else do you want to call me -- a half-pint, a beansprout, a midget? I'm still growing, you back-water desert idiots! " heart

[I A M 5 A M]

I thought Lust's lines were pretty good.