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So, what's your favorite one fo Ed's short rants?
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DONT CALL ME SMALL!!! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!! lol
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His shorty-complex rants never amused me much, so I have none.
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DONT CALL ME SMALL!!! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!!! lol

This and HOW ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN SPROUT!!!!! XD
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the only ones i can think of right now are from the first series:
SHORTY? CAN A SHORTY DO THIS? WHAT ELSE YA WANNA CALL ME A HALF-PINT BEAN SPROUT MIDGET?! I'M STILL GROWING YOU BACKWATER DESERT IDIOTS!!!!
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OH NO! I JUST CALLED MYSELF A TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!!!! D':
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I don't remember any of the rants that haven't already been posted, but I found this and thought it fit well here
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WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS' TINIEST SHORTY?!!! scream
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To me, the best rant will always be Ed's responses when Pinako Rockbell was actually CALLING him a mite and a bean. End of story.
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Okay, my personal favorite: "It's really a good thing I'm so small....NO IT'S NOT!!!!"

It actually came from the anime profiles book, though.
I have many...

DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!

SHORTY? CAN A SHORTY DO THIS? WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA CALL ME, A HALF-PINT, BEAN SPROUT MIDGET?

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF CALLING ME SMALLER? YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR; I'M STILL TALLER THAN YOU ARE!

WHO'RE YOU CALLING A HALF-PINT WHO DIDN'T GROW BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK HIS MILK?
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WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS' TINIEST SHORTY?!!! scream


That one too is my favorite. rofl rofl
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WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS' TINIEST SHORTY?!!! scream
HI CHIBI-CHAN! I don't have a favorite rant because I don't.
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Two of the soldiers said this to ed in the begining of the labatory episode "I see the short bus is missing a passanger"
DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD! scream
I love this rant!
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DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD! scream
I love this rant!

I love that one because it makes me think of the Black Knight from Monty Python. "I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"

And once I think of the Black Knight and Edward Elric in the same thought, hilarity usually ensues.

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