What is you're alchemist name?

[Violet-Eyed Envy]

The Ocean Walker

Drayle88

I am Gargoyle. I use obsidian dust to form objects in the air, then use alchemy to shape them into a harder substance.

My rank is Captain, and I use a chain blade as a primary weapon.

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I am Drayle88. I use my dorky instincts to look at porn because I can't get laid. I like to pretend to be the Fullmetal Alchemist with a diffrent name than Ed.

My Rank is dork, and I love Edward...Cullen.

Ooh, we've got a smart-a** here! Tell me, did you come up with this method by yourself or are you reliving the third grade?

[I am Cthulhu Mythos]

The Ocean Walker

Drayle88

I am Gargoyle. I use obsidian dust to form objects in the air, then use alchemy to shape them into a harder substance.

My rank is Captain, and I use a chain blade as a primary weapon.

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I am Drayle88. I use my dorky instincts to look at porn because I can't get laid. I like to pretend to be the Fullmetal Alchemist with a diffrent name than Ed.

My Rank is dork, and I love Edward...Cullen.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan.

[Drayle88]

... Hello Cthulhu.

[Violet-Eyed Envy]

Drayle88

... Hello Cthulhu.

Yeah, is that another troll to attack or what? I'm a little confused here.

[The Ocean Walker]

Violet-Eyed Envy

The Ocean Walker

Drayle88

I am Gargoyle. I use obsidian dust to form objects in the air, then use alchemy to shape them into a harder substance.

My rank is Captain, and I use a chain blade as a primary weapon.

.


I am Drayle88. I use my dorky instincts to look at porn because I can't get laid. I like to pretend to be the Fullmetal Alchemist with a diffrent name than Ed.

My Rank is dork, and I love Edward...Cullen.

Ooh, we've got a smart-a** here! Tell me, did you come up with this method by yourself or are you reliving the third grade?

Ooh, we have a b***h here who is dressed as a male character (In the original manga)I have this need to Analyze everything I do and anyone around me does. And let me just say this, in third-grade you don't do this s**t. You do this s**t in high school. And as far as i'm concerned you know nothing about me, and based on your attitude, I KNOW i'm older then you.

Also, do tell me, how many years did wasting your time with this s**t hold you back.

[Drayle88]

Violet-Eyed Envy

Drayle88

... Hello Cthulhu.

Yeah, is that another troll to attack or what? I'm a little confused here.

Oh no no no. Cthulhu I fear and respect in many ways.

[Drayle88]

The Ocean Walker

Violet-Eyed Envy

The Ocean Walker

Drayle88

I am Gargoyle. I use obsidian dust to form objects in the air, then use alchemy to shape them into a harder substance.

My rank is Captain, and I use a chain blade as a primary weapon.

.


I am Drayle88. I use my dorky instincts to look at porn because I can't get laid. I like to pretend to be the Fullmetal Alchemist with a diffrent name than Ed.

My Rank is dork, and I love Edward...Cullen.

Ooh, we've got a smart-a** here! Tell me, did you come up with this method by yourself or are you reliving the third grade?

Ooh, we have a b***h here who is dressed as a male character (In the original manga)I have this need to Analyze everything I do and anyone around me does. And let me just say this, in third-grade you don't do this s**t. You do this s**t in high school. And as far as i'm concerned you know nothing about me, and based on your attitude, I KNOW i'm older then you.

Also, do tell me, how many years did wasting your time with this s**t hold you back.

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Violet-Eyed Envy]

The Ocean Walker

Violet-Eyed Envy

The Ocean Walker

Drayle88

I am Gargoyle. I use obsidian dust to form objects in the air, then use alchemy to shape them into a harder substance.

My rank is Captain, and I use a chain blade as a primary weapon.

.


I am Drayle88. I use my dorky instincts to look at porn because I can't get laid. I like to pretend to be the Fullmetal Alchemist with a diffrent name than Ed.

My Rank is dork, and I love Edward...Cullen.

Ooh, we've got a smart-a** here! Tell me, did you come up with this method by yourself or are you reliving the third grade?

Ooh, we have a b***h here who is dressed as a male character (In the original manga)I have this need to Analyze everything I do and anyone around me does. And let me just say this, in third-grade you don't do this s**t. You do this s**t in high school. And as far as i'm concerned you know nothing about me, and based on your attitude, I KNOW i'm older then you.

Also, do tell me, how many years did wasting your time with this s**t hold you back.

Actually, if you want to get into offline ages, I'm older than a lot of people in this subforum. So let's break down this statement by statement...
Ooh, we have a b***h here who is dressed as a male character (In the original manga)- No, Envy was a male in the original anime. In the original manga Envy has no real gender, and appears very slender. Since there's no 'correct' gender to go by, I went ahead and used a female avatar to make the cosplay more accurate.

I have this need to Analyze everything I do and anyone around me does. And let me just say this, in third-grade you don't do this s**t. You do this s**t in high school. Maybe that's true where you grew up, but where I'm from the whole schtick of claiming to be whoever you were insulting was long out-grown by middle school. Long outgrown. Maybe the kids in my hometown just matured that much faster?

And as far as i'm concerned you know nothing about me, and based on your attitude, I KNOW i'm older then you. Well, obviously I know nothing about you. You're just some forum troll I decided to chase around for a while. But let's settle the age thing now. I'm twenty-five and just like being an a** sometimes. How old are you?

Also, do tell me, how many years did wasting your time with this s**t hold you back. Today's just my day off from work. I love anime, manga, video games, but they don't hold me back. I have bills that I pay, I do my own shopping, and I actually live a pretty functional life. How about you?

[The Ocean Walker]

Drayle88

The Ocean Walker

Violet-Eyed Envy

The Ocean Walker

Drayle88

I am Gargoyle. I use obsidian dust to form objects in the air, then use alchemy to shape them into a harder substance.

My rank is Captain, and I use a chain blade as a primary weapon.

.


I am Drayle88. I use my dorky instincts to look at porn because I can't get laid. I like to pretend to be the Fullmetal Alchemist with a diffrent name than Ed.

My Rank is dork, and I love Edward...Cullen.

Ooh, we've got a smart-a** here! Tell me, did you come up with this method by yourself or are you reliving the third grade?

Ooh, we have a b***h here who is dressed as a male character (In the original manga)I have this need to Analyze everything I do and anyone around me does. And let me just say this, in third-grade you don't do this s**t. You do this s**t in high school. And as far as i'm concerned you know nothing about me, and based on your attitude, I KNOW i'm older then you.

Also, do tell me, how many years did wasting your time with this s**t hold you back.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Troll. No. As I said before (which if you weren't going to read you shouldn't have posted after me) I Analyze everything, and once i've done that I stress the problems. You don't know s**t about me, so hears some advice. Don't take me on.

[Drayle88]

The Ocean Walker

Drayle88

The Ocean Walker

Violet-Eyed Envy

The Ocean Walker

Drayle88

I am Gargoyle. I use obsidian dust to form objects in the air, then use alchemy to shape them into a harder substance.

My rank is Captain, and I use a chain blade as a primary weapon.

.


I am Drayle88. I use my dorky instincts to look at porn because I can't get laid. I like to pretend to be the Fullmetal Alchemist with a diffrent name than Ed.

My Rank is dork, and I love Edward...Cullen.

Ooh, we've got a smart-a** here! Tell me, did you come up with this method by yourself or are you reliving the third grade?

Ooh, we have a b***h here who is dressed as a male character (In the original manga)I have this need to Analyze everything I do and anyone around me does. And let me just say this, in third-grade you don't do this s**t. You do this s**t in high school. And as far as i'm concerned you know nothing about me, and based on your attitude, I KNOW i'm older then you.

Also, do tell me, how many years did wasting your time with this s**t hold you back.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Troll. No. As I said before (which if you weren't going to read you shouldn't have posted after me) I Analyze everything, and once i've done that I stress the problems. You don't know s**t about me, so hears some advice. Don't take me on.

Oh, whiny little b***h thinks she's a bad a**. Listen up fagpie, you don't know s**t about me either. Don't waste your time here.

[Drayle88]

God I hate trolls...

[King Mirkel]

I'm The Bio Alchemist: I can transmute orgainic material to suit my needs.

[Drayle88]

Haraku13

I'm The Bio Alchemist: I can transmute orgainic material to suit my needs.

Very basic. Interesting.

[King Mirkel]

Drayle88

Haraku13

I'm The Bio Alchemist: I can transmute orgainic material to suit my needs.

Very basic. Interesting.

I know right lol?

[Ru-ku The TimeLord]

Colonel, Katherine Steinwald. The Empty Knight Alchemist. My technique relies on forward planning and timing. I transmute dullahan(headless knights) from the materials avallable to me and sick them on my foes from afar. However my golem like constructs are not limited to dullahan. Basicaly, like a puppet master of sorts, less direct conflict, i'm heavily reliant on timing, and planning, so i'm relegated to a lower class support alchemist for the state.

Just call me in when you want to storm a castle or something, but don't want to waste the man power you have sorming the castle, only to have a third of them die from the zerg rush.

I make automated soldiers from earth, snow, anything I can get my hands on.

I'm rather weak at close combat. I can shoot though...I think...
Does knife throwing count? -plays arround with a silver throwing knife-