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Alien Strawberry

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You're going to take my cellulite and unsightly moles? Wow, how much do I owe you?


Hahaha Don't worry, that's very valuable in our project, We owe you more than you us.

MusicalPoet's Waifu

Alien Strawberry

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lmao What have you walked in upon young one?
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Cold Snowflake

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lmao What have you walked in upon young one?
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I wonder that as well.

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Hey! ***** Bear! Long time no see! You should be in the basement with all the creepers heart


lol He came OUT of the basement to be my accompl-- I mean my helper my species are harvesting flesh. I told him he could have the remains . . and he was fine with that. Which is kinda gross.

XD gotcha, so you're the reason people are running around in togas? Less clothes to go through for the epidermis?

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Alien Strawberry

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But with out my flesh... D:


It is for a good cause, don't worry! :}

MusicalPoet's Waifu

Alien Strawberry

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Hey! ***** Bear! Long time no see! You should be in the basement with all the creepers heart


lol He came OUT of the basement to be my accompl-- I mean my helper my species are harvesting flesh. I told him he could have the remains . . and he was fine with that. Which is kinda gross.

XD gotcha, so you're the reason people are running around in togas? Less clothes to go through for the epidermis?


lol yes a curtain will do. He suggested the togas, that is his thing. He thinks many of those on this planet are cute. Only the ones with the tightest of flesh. . He told me like the tortoise he gets there before the hair. . . Oh. now I get it.

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Hey! ***** Bear! Long time no see! You should be in the basement with all the creepers heart


lol He came OUT of the basement to be my accompl-- I mean my helper my species are harvesting flesh. I told him he could have the remains . . and he was fine with that. Which is kinda gross.

XD gotcha, so you're the reason people are running around in togas? Less clothes to go through for the epidermis?


lol yes a curtain will do. He suggested the togas, that is his thing. He thinks many of those on this planet are cute. Only the ones with the tightest of flesh. . He told me like the tortoise he gets there before the hair. . . Oh. now I get it.

*facepalm* that's so creepy *hug* it's awesome at the same time though XDD

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Alien Strawberry

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Alien Life S
NightMagic6
Hey! ***** Bear! Long time no see! You should be in the basement with all the creepers heart


lol He came OUT of the basement to be my accompl-- I mean my helper my species are harvesting flesh. I told him he could have the remains . . and he was fine with that. Which is kinda gross.

XD gotcha, so you're the reason people are running around in togas? Less clothes to go through for the epidermis?


lol yes a curtain will do. He suggested the togas, that is his thing. He thinks many of those on this planet are cute. Only the ones with the tightest of flesh. . He told me like the tortoise he gets there before the hair. . . Oh. now I get it.

*facepalm* that's so creepy *hug* it's awesome at the same time though XDD


I did not understand but now I do. The creepy factor is is the tentacle thing he mentioned and now I am worried. I am young for my species. But you gotta do what you gotta do. . So who's first?
The tentacle has its own mouth and like vaccume it will suck the epidermis off like splurping spagetti. Not too painful . . :}

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lmao What have you walked in upon young one?
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I wonder that as well.


Do not worry The bear has nothing to do with it until I get what I need. I will suggest you all run after ward even though running without skin will be painful Im sure. But he told me some things. . . I dont quite . .

Cold Snowflake

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Do not worry The bear has nothing to do with it until I get what I need. I will suggest you all run after ward even though running without skin will be painful Im sure. But he told me some things. . . I dont quite . .

I see...How much have you had to drink?

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Yay, about damn time -- I've been hunting for ways to shave off this weight. Thank you <3

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Alien Strawberry

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Do not worry The bear has nothing to do with it until I get what I need. I will suggest you all run after ward even though running without skin will be painful Im sure. But he told me some things. . . I dont quite . .

I see...How much have you had to drink?


Alcohol: 0, Digestive fluid: 75%, Rain water 25%, I will leave the passing out on the lawn to you guys :} Yes. . That'll do nicely. Who wants a Kerosene-tini? It's a martini made of - well you know. I Won't lie I have had one Kerosene-tini. It was horrible. It burned like fire. But maybe that will be different for you guys biggrin

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Alcohol: 0, Digestive fluid: 75%, Rain water 25%, I will leave the passing out on the lawn to you guys :} Yes. . That'll do nicely. Who wants a Kerosene-tini? It's a martini made of - well you know. I Won't lie I have had one Kerosene-tini. It was horrible. It burned like fire. But maybe that will be different for you guys biggrin

I don't plan on passing out. xd

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Alien Strawberry

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Yay, about damn time -- I've been hunting for ways to shave off this weight. Thank you <3

You've found the right place, but I fear it is only epidermal, but cellulite is valueable.
Ohh a zombie? Hmm I wonder how this will go :}
Kerosene-tini? It'll have you on your a** with a single drop. and besides the internal burning, you'll not feel a thing.

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Alien Strawberry

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Alcohol: 0, Digestive fluid: 75%, Rain water 25%, I will leave the passing out on the lawn to you guys :} Yes. . That'll do nicely. Who wants a Kerosene-tini? It's a martini made of - well you know. I Won't lie I have had one Kerosene-tini. It was horrible. It burned like fire. But maybe that will be different for you guys biggrin

I don't plan on passing out. xd


. . :}}}}} You sure? Unleashing your inner Frat-boy is fun! A kerosene-tini is. . well I'll leave that to you guys how it feels. No worries though, it may not burn a whole in your esophagus.

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