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[Aaya-San]

GAYA, HOW.

/gets disappointed drunk emotion_donotwant

[Aaya-San]

/tries out random words anyway

Hot tub Jacuzzi sex drunk drank red cup grass puke douche douche bag pass out smoke cigarette cig frat fraternity brotherhood hammered greek secret society greece The Kappa Alpha Society Sigma Phi Delta Phi Delta Upsilon guilds beer natty ice chug shot popo police fuzz ******** the police phratry phrat frat American Pie 911 brevity jock soc kings cup

Idkkkk wtf am I doing ):

[Purplesnoopy]

Relax sweetie.
um and maybe sprinkler?

[Aaya-San]

Purplesnoopy

Relax sweetie.
um and maybe sprinkler?

PFFFBFFFTPFFT My thread. I do what I want.

[Purplesnoopy]

Of course- I just thought you might wanna have fun at the party, that's all.

[Aaya-San]

[NPC] Steve Smith

Awww yup, bro'.

[Aaya-San]

[NPC] Surl E. Dean

WHOOOOO

So, you wanted a mixer?

Pffft spring mixer

[Aaya-San]

I appreciate that responsible co-ed socializing is an important part of the collegiate experience, so I've decided to authorize a gathering for some of our prestigious academic organizations.

All university-sanctioned fraternities and sororities are cordially invited to our Spring Mixer, which will begin today and run through the weekend. I've heard mumblings that this will be some kind of "wild party" or "ragin' kegger," but this is absolutely NOT the case.

Be forewarned that I will not tolerate any of the following: drinking of unauthorized beverages; rude dancing; wearing of togas; saying "whooooo" really loudly; general tomfoolery; intoxicating party games; any other act that violates our academic code of conduct.

Have fun (within reason).

- Dean Dean