"The Littlest Troll" - A Literate and Epic Adventure

So, like, there was this guy...

I bet it was you!	24.1%	[ 7 ]
Yeah. I know him well.	6.9%	[ 2 ]
...And?	37.9%	[ 11 ]
No. There was no guy. The world is populated only with wimmenz.	6.9%	[ 2 ]
Behold my mighty hand! - Onslaught	24.1%	[ 7 ]
Total Votes:			[ 29 ]

[Wyse Girl]

Blah. Looks like the thread is as dead as mrgreen after facing the evil pirate 's.

[Wyse Girl]

*peeks into the dead thread*

*yells* SAUSAGE!

*realizes she's talking to herself and wanders away...*

[Dimitrik]

Babboo, says I.

Once upon a time...

One bright and stormy night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
The old deaf sheriff heard the noise,
So he took out his gun and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story is true,
Just ask the blind man - he saw it, too.

[Wyse Girl]

Babboo says you? Are we in Peanuts now?

Oh! You can be my Sweet Babboo!

*giggles gleefully*

Love the poem by the way.

[Wyse Girl]

*adds a poem she heard before, but didn't write... since she only writes corny poetry apparently*

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

[Dimitrik]

Hee. S'cute. ^-^

I don't understand the Peanuts reference, though. ._.;

[Wyse Girl]

Awww! My Sweet Babboo doesn't get the reference?

Sally calls Linus something like that.

[Dimitrik]

You know, it's kind've cute the way you have a modest lil pose now.

[Wyse Girl]

Y'think so? I like it better with the 'kini top.

[Dimitrik]

You're a modest lil thing!

Want I should change, or no?

[Wyse Girl]

Nah. Wear what ya wanna. You're sexy no matter what. heart

[Dimitrik]

Your preference, though?

[Wyse Girl]

My preference?

...

...

I like you in your trunks...

And the outfit you have on...

[Dimitrik]

In that order? n_-

[Wyse Girl]

Go without the jacket...