The past 48 hours has been pretty weird.
Though I suppose it's really just the past 36 that mattered.
It started with sushi, then drinks, then records.
More drinks. More music. Anime.
Illness, drinks not sitting well.
Then a lot of sex with this cutie.
Way too drunk to leave, so I slept over.
Had work at 7:30am.
So I got maybe two hours of sleep.
Starbucks at 7:30.
Changed in a McD's parking lot, in my car.
Because I didn't wanna get changed at a new store.
Oh, I worked at a new store as well.
It was upsetting that I couldn't find ANYTHING at first.
But I got used to it, mostly.
******** up more than I did when I started.
Off at 12:30.
Go home, make food.
Speaking of food...
I left the leftover sushi on the car when I left by accident.
She said she glanced out as I left and saw it atop the car.
Whoops.
No idea when it fell off.
As I was saying, made food.
Notice a text from Sears coworker.
Turns out I work Sears today too.
In 25 mins. Get dressed, rush out, get to work.
No customers ALL DAY LONG.
But no one wants to do break coverage.
********.
Got my break an hour before I was off.
Ran into the cutie from earlier in the lunch room.
Because I'm sleeping with a coworker, if I didn't mention.
Off at six, due for a party at 8.
Watch youtube, eat dinner.
Doze off. Realize it's 9:15.
Rush out the door as fast as possible.
Show up, everyone celebrates my arrival.
Felt good.
Then everyone was spilling, and I was babysitting.
I will not go into detail, but people got sick.
End of the night, everyone's left, and two girls show back up.
They've lost one's phone, and they wanna look for it.
But not at the house, they lost it in a field.
So I go with them, and kind of chase one down because she just LEFT.
And this is a sketchy part of town, girls shouldn't run off alone and drunk.
No luck finding it, but I notice one girl is injured, she ******** her knees up.
The other tries to piggyback her, but they're drunk so she falls, re-injures her broken jaw.
I pick up the originally injured girl, carry her to my car, drive them both home.
I should also mention, it's 1:30, I had a beer at 9:30 but I'm defs sober.
Knew this s**t was happening, didn't even finish the first.
Anywho. Get them all home, go back to the party house.
Host's mom and I start watching an Owen Wilson movie,
Because the host had dealt with the sick earlier and needed a shower. We bonded.
I go downstairs to the host's room with her after.
Someone is in her bed.
We move him, curl up together.
She gets frisky.
And there's more sex.
With the other dude still asleep on the chair in the room nearby.
She decides she wants me to stay.
******** that, I want my bed.
So I fake that my friend needs a ride home from THEIR party.
And that's how I got back to my laptop to write this shitty novel to you.
Crossed a couple things off my bucket list.
I agree, that sounds like some better version of Dude, Where's My Car lol
You have the best adventures, Shai heart
Hope you finally got some time to sleep! not jealous
I'm glad you kids think I need a movie, a lot of people tell me I need to write books.
Why would Kit be jealous though, because I got to have a nap? razz
I'm sure you get to sleep SOME times, even with the kids.
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