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Post: 29141843_16 created on Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:43 amPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:43 am
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http://i15.tinypic.com/4qnfbeo.jpg  _____QuotesSeeing as we have several colorful people in this thread, we now introduce the new "quotes" section of the thread. Here are the words of wisdom some of our frequents have given to us. Enjoy reading all these awe-inspiring highlights of the Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse Thread. ;D This section of the thread is still under construction. By no means are these all the famous quotes of this thread... More soon to come! Car-ma IT WAS AWESOME TASTY FRESH! Sweet_Violet and Psychotic Napkin Violet: There's only one thing to do now, Do you know what that is Miss Napkin? Naps: Yes. Throw a party. mrgreen Violet: I was going to say declare war on Napkin. sweatdrop Naps: Oh...WELL THEN I GUESS THIS MEANS WAR! Car-ma Jacob...half-naked...gets me everytime. Demons_and_Angels I was already tainted by thinking about Emmett in a tutu. Kinara Dang you guys-Dang. XDD Car-ma Emmett and Jasper dressed in Smexy bunny suits. Totoro56 Who haven't we ruined yet? Demons CarlisleXEdward doesn't PWN! Napkin Curiosity killed the Napkin. gonk Car-ma Would you forgive me if I made you steak? Jailhouse I stare at you when you're sleeping... Napkin Nice. Edward can't even dominate his own hand. Violet Just because we're at war doesn't mean we can't be friends. Violet I don't know whether to kick you or give you a Razor blade. Napkin@Jailhouse You're going to get molested. Violet@Jailhouse I totally just pictured you running around in short shorts. Jailhouse You're just a little slut, aren't you? XD Demons That's just cuz you want to talk about dirty stuff. Jailhouse WTF! KILL IT WITH FIRE! Violet Assless Chaps? Car-ma I can die happy now. Jailhouse I believe the question is "Why not assless chaps?" Napkin Wait, Hold that pounce. Car-ma Oh...so, is it comfy frozen up there? Untitled Finale Maybe it's not the girls I'd want. wink Napkin I prefer Occassional Chaos. Napkin Easier than putting a hot iron butcher knife through butter Sweet_Violet Vampire charlie would fight crime. Sweet_Violet I have some theories on the surprise, the one I'm toying with now involves animal sacrifice. Sweet_Violet I'd take Emmett in a tutu over Vampire Charlie. Sweet_Violet I bet you think you're soooo clever. Sacrificing the wee little woodland creatures. Jailhouse he's pretty much a teenager with stronger "urges" Sweet_Violet [Insert Witty quote I'm to lazy to think of here] Psychotic Napkin I'm also the only blonde first chair violinist in my orchestra (which is basically a sea of asians) Demons and Angels Well, eventually you would adapt, but you wouldn't just go in there and strip. Lol. Jailhouse John Travolta will play the poptart/hermit and he'll have a smart-a** toaster strudel buddy played by Samuel L Jackson and they'll rob a bakery and Samuel L Jackson will be like "FROSTING ******** DO YOU HAVE IT?!" Sweet_Violet Meh, speak for yourself. I get killer cramps. My cramps are like "hello, I'm a cramp. I realize you're in school and you have to get up and do a play infront of your class, but I'm going to put you in a lot of pain so while your prancing around the stage you'll really just want to curl up in a ball and die a little bit. " Jailhouse my erections are like "hello, I'm your p***s and I am aroused and want to be inserted into a v****a. i realize you're in school and have to give a ten minute speech in front of a class where the girl you like is sitting right in front of you but if you don't touch me or stick me in a v****a I'm just going to stay up here unless you try extremely hard to picture a dead kitten" Sweet_Violet Damn, now I'm lonely like akon. Sweet_Violet You're theories are wonderful. Maybe Bella is pregnant? emiemikawaii My theories: 1. Bella had her period and Edward ran away. 2. Bella cooked dinner for Edward.. and he ran away! 3. Bella burped. And Edward.. he ran away! Sweet_Violet Edwards the daddy, but I'm not sure how that works him being a vampire and all. Jacob getting her pregnant would be a scandal. Sweet_Violet Someone has to worry about the tetnis. I'll take that responsibility. Car-ma and Sweet_Violet Car-ma:LAWL I love this thread Violet: And the thread loves you. You should get married, we'd have a wedding, it would be amusing. Carma: I'm worried about the commitment. Car-ma and Sweet_Violet Carma: I think Kin and Naps should be Thread's secret lovers. Violet: Incest? Jailhouse I think, were I to reveal that I was a fan to my male friends, I would be beheaded on the spot ._. Sweet_Violet No she didn't. She was just a cow. Flaunting what she doesn't have. Like the ten year olds in string bikini's. [******** YES! I'M KICKING A FACELESS PERSONS a**. Would a faceless person have an a**? Sweet_Violet G = JASPER! Kinara J=Gasper. Psychotic Napkin Ovaries..? Kinara In the fictional world of Twilight, zebras do still exist in Africa. Therefore, they are apart of Twilight. Car-ma Bella probably sucks at fighting. LAWL Girlfight? No, that'd be scratching and hair-pulling. 'BETCH! Edward is a little man whore!' 'SHUTDAFAXUP!' -hiss- Car-ma OMG New crack pairing! JacobXAlice Oh I see SM and bondage D: LAWL Car-ma I died a horrible death in the hands of Thread. Devaki~Kao It's the Young and the Restless all over again! Sweet_Violet He has a teddy bear with a switchblade. fyresong I think people taste better with ranch...BBQ sauce just overpowers the flavor.... Car-ma RAPE TIME JACOB! Demons and Angels I hear people's brain are quite tasty with bbq sauce. Sweet_Violet I want to spend eternity with you but I won't put on a wedding dress and say I do. Jailhouse I was playing with legos ;D Car-ma I can't tell if that's a perverted joke or not. Car-ma thanks for raping my childhood, mom Sweet_Violet It would be like and then bella fell in love with mike newton because she was pregnant with his baby. They lived happily ever after until the Volturi showed up and slaughtered the lot of them. Little did they know mike was actually super man so he escaped. Sweet_Violet My mind is just incredibly twisted. Sweet_Violet X-men is = very dull. Look I want to be human because I have a kick a** power that makes it so I can't touch my boyfriend. I have claws. MAGNETO BETRAYED ME. SHE'S ALIVE OMG. I'm just like shut up, with my fancy claws. I can change the weather. I HAVE WINGS. LYKE ZOMG. Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot silly highschool boys. Jailhouse deeper in his PANTS ZING Jailhouse and Violet Jailhouse: Vi YOU'RE not cool D:< Violet: Care to repeat that, little man? Jailhouse: I said you WERE cool ._. Jailhouse HUGS ALL AROUND Violet and Fyresong Violet: Mike eats babies. Fyresong: Well, who doesn’t? Jailhouse Are you a slut, Vi? Jailhouse just use SPF 1023896129486184901761294 Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot i got lethal face sunburn from sitting in my living room. Jailhouse nerds can be sluts, too <.< Devaki~Kao YOU ALL HATE ME DON'T YOU? IS IT BECAUSE I'M NOT A NERD SLUT??? Sweet_Violet I'm on such a killing spree here, I'm going to regret this later... Sweet_Violet You can't just walk around squeezing your problems. Jailhouse Not to toot my own horn but... I'd tap my own a** ;D Jailhouse I see no humor in this D:< Jailhouse and Violet Jailhouse: *crickets* Violet: *tumble weeds* Jailhouse: *echo* Violet: *shoots Jailhouse* Jailhouse: WTF! Jailhouse effing Vi shot and stabbed me ._. Car-ma It's just a flesh wound! fyresong ok...so back to the random slaughter of the thread members....right Jailhouse so you're a twelve year old who thinks ebaums is the most original place on the internet when in fact they have stolen from every place on the internet. Sweet_Violet Oh dude. Like...Ow... Jailhouse and Fyresong Jailhouse: doggy treat? Fyresong: make sure they're the premium ones...she deserves the best now. Jailhouse: only the best for my little Vi <3 fyresong I think you'd need more that a leash to keep hold of that girl... Car-ma Well, more like lurk. I don't post because they're damn intimidating. Jailhouse Woopdi-doo..he's hot, that's fantastic. Psychotic Napkin Random stabbing? Nice people, nice Jailhouse@Car-ma you and vi are plotting against me in some way I know it <.< Jailhouse I giggled like a little girl ._. Jailhouse and Violet Jailhouse: perhaps I shall take a picture of me in assless chaps? ;D Violet: I’d make an icon of it for you. Sweet_Violet Probably to scheme against what he thinks we're plotting. Sweet_Violet And we love you too Kinara. Can we eat your liver? Car-ma@Jailhouse You and Violet dominate the quotes. Car-ma I guess it seems boys just want to have fun. Kinara I don't care for liver, thanks Vi. (especially my own ._.). Jailhouse I'LL SMACK YOU WHENEVER I WANT NO GO MAKE ME A STEAK Sweet_Violet It won't be poisoned at all. Jailhouse w-w-wtf ._. I have such a headache... what the ******** why am I stuffed in a toilet and bleeding? D: Jailhouse Carma, why would you try to kill me? ._. Sweet_Violet Wow, can't believe he fell for that. I should kill him more often. Jailhouse these stab wounds...only you would stab that deep...D:< why would you try to kill me, Vi? ;_; Kinara I had to get a liver transplant after what you did to me! D:! Violet and Jailhouse Violet: Get some Backbone Jailhouse: I can't… you stabbed so deep that you severed it... Sweet_Violet Are you a *****? ***** give out candy. Jailhouse you stabbed me D: but sure, I'll protect you from the ***** 'cause I'm that kind of guy <3 Sweet_Violet Depends… What are you plotting? Sweet_Violet I see through your clever games. Give it up, I see your fiendish plan. Sweet_Violet Due to fail and Aids Sweet_Violet This time I got Wonderful Goddess Who wants to ********] fyresong Bella is having mike's love flour! Psychotic Napkin That would be the sweetest story. The Epicness of this thread will never fade~! Through thick and through thin, Through rain and snow Through glue and fire. We shall prevail! Psychotic Napkin Hypochondriac much? XD Sweet_Violet I LOVE SEX ON THE KITCHEN TABLE! Psychotic Napkin I'm great in bed, at the mall? WTF. Mattress store? o__o' Psychotic Napkin Aw. OH LOOK OUT, ANTHRAX IS CRAWLING UP YOUR ARM! Violet@Napkin I actually should take a shower aswell... We could save water if we did so together... XD DnA and Violet Demons: Wow! It's getting durty up in here.... Should I leave you two alone? Violet: You could join in. Sweet_Violet Sensored for the POVAP (Protection of Violet against *****] Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot im a kickass movie but you dont watch me. Jailhouse ZOmbies just go: Auuuuuuuuh *eyeball drops from socket* braaaaaaaiiiinsssss *gives lady a hicky....then eats her* Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot Are you politely trying to tell me i speak secret lesbian if i were a vampire? o.O Violet@Dots 1. Because I am on it. 2. Because I rock. 3. Because we have the better battle location. 4. Because I will be mad. 5. Because I asked nicely. 6. Because team one = win 7. Because team two = fail. 8. Because I am on it. 9. Because I rock. 10. Because we should be on the same team. Jailhouse IS SANTA COMING TONIGHT, MOMMY? - Jailhouse Psychotic Napkin Who needs a soul when you can hang out with the Cullens for an eternity? Someone? IF LEON KENNEDY WAS A ZOMBIE I'D JUMP HIS BONES Psychotic Napkin HE IS DA BURNINATOR >:OOO Demons and Angels You guys are an amazing human breed. I can't wait for mating season. Devaki~Kao OMG IT'S EDWARD THE TERMINATOR!!! Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot Cats are the source of evil. Raining.Crimsons.Lullaby Announcer: And we're back to the Twilight Smack Down. Announcer 2: Edward has just pissed Bella to the point she is not backing off.---There she goes....oooo.....She just used the 'Bite Me' tecnique. Announcer: That will cost him... Bunny Cup Cakes There should be unicorns in Eclipse. Sweet_Violet It's not an addiction. It's the love of my life. Violet will have babies with the pot monsta. Sweet_Violet Cullen | Male | Old French | Handsome Sweet_Violet *falls dramatically* Napkin...You will pay for this. *Writes napkin killed me in blood then dies* Sweet_Violet ZOMBIE UNICORNS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. Sweet_Violet Violet makes the girlies squeal. Car-ma I'm hoping some of them try to curse/kill me with their fake magic wands. MagicEmperorYondiame I feel bad for him.. I mean Vampires are like cats. Mean, hairy, and don't come when they are called. Really who would choose a hairy mean cat over cute puppy-dog? Sweet_Violet Ducking Glass Mole is just Epic. Psychotic Napkin It is slowly stretching actually. It's getting fat with fun. Psychotic Napkin But Vio! I'm a cute little black boy with overalls! 8B Sweet_Violet I BET YOU MOLEST OLD MEN Sweet_Violet NEVER LEAVE VIOLET UNATENDED. Psychotic Napkin Ohh those fillings! I thought you meant your organs... .__.' Kinara Violet needs to play nice. D: Napkin and Violet Napkin: Kin basically shoved the books down my throat. Violet: How'd they taste? Papery, I'd Imagine. Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot let us go and cover gaia in mounds bars!!!! Psychotic Napkin WE SHALL SET FORTH AND CONQUER GAIA WITH THE CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS THAT IS MOUNDS BARS. Totoro56 lol It would be so funny to see you guys drunk rofl Car-ma and Napkin Carma: Carlisle is the oldest and has most experience and is probably the best. And we have him. And Jane pwns Edward. She pretty much pwns EVERYONE other than Alec but you can't use him since you don't know his power C: STRATEGY. Napkin: PREACH IT SISTAH! 8] Kinara Team 2 pwns team one. The end. Kinara Naps is right young sachuwan. You speak words, but in battle, thou doust fail. HIYA! *karate chop!* Demons and Angels What the heck is a sachuwan? Sweet_Violet I do not have enough mental capacity to multi-task this much. fyresong If you kicked a lightsaber out of the way...you would no longer have a foot Raining.Crimsons.Lullaby sexy zombies? Jailhouse my assless chaps are in the wash D: Psychotic Napkin I'M NOT INFLUENCING ANYTHING. WHERE IS FOCKING CARMA GODDAMMIT. I need chocolate. Sweet_Violet You totally should and then in comes Jailhouse, looking like tuxedo mask but with tulips instead of roses. xd Then Eddy is laughing too hard to attack because of the thorns jailhouse tried to put on the tulips. Car-ma and Violet Carma:What do you guys think a human can do to make Edward so angry it'd make him violent? Besides kill/hurt Bella of course. stare Violet: Uh... Insult his mother? Carma:YOUR MAMMA EDWARD scream Violet:Exactly. 'Cept more like, YOU MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE LIES DOWN SHE'S TALLER THAN WHEN SHE STANDS UP, *Snap Snap* Violet I love my printer.... I named it Timmy. Napkin Emmett is the equivalent of God Carma It's was FORKING awesome Violet I won't let my friends borrow twilight or new moon. Separation issues. Violet She could rally the woodland creatures I suppose. It worked for snow white. Sort of. Or maybe I'm thinking of sleeping beauty... Minari I is rainaholic Violet I finally found silent mode on my cell phone. Minari No one illustrates a point like Fabio...No- please get the brain-bleach! Violet I think Edward should spontaneously combust, it'd be such a shocker. Everyone would be like "wtf?!" Quote: Carma: I'd love it if it took Bella by surprise XD. Bella: -smile-Yeah...WAIT! WHAT? Violet: I think it'd be better if she randomly broke out in song. Carma OH LAWD! Violet Can't forget the bling. Carma Edward would be the one doing opera. Totally. Violet You'd be laughing as hard as if Emmett was wearing a tutu and doing ballet. Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot and Violet Dots: I'm not too up to date on my human anatomy but....what if edward was the human and bella the vampire...what it be possible for her. Violet: I would imagine, I mean with guys the blood is kind of an important thing in the process, but with girls it's basically put the lime in the coke you nut. Feigning Euphoria and Devaki Euphoria: So, I've got a question for you lot... How on Earth would Edward and Bella manage to have sex if he has no blood flow? Devaki: Rigir mortis? Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot Edward could have like an IV in his arm that is constantly putting blood into his system...then Bow-Chika-Wow Wow. =] Totoro Just too hard to explain what happened when the cops come and ask you about how your friend caught fire Kinara Who needs silly string when you have a flamethrower? MagicEmperorYondiame I've got my walking shoes all ready to go Totoro I hate Mickey Mouse now, he’s just a wanna be pop star Napkin "See ya later, I'm going on Dr. Seuss” Napkin @ RCL I dub thee "Comic Relief Bunny" 8D Mintahy PROMISCUOUS BOY. RCL Jacob: If i was a cake, i'd be delicious bellax rose and Violet bellax: Theres going to be 4 and she hasnt said that she will definitely stop there. =] Which makes me very happy. Violet: I would die if she did five or more. It’s not that I don’t like them, it’s that I hate waiting for them. gonk gonk Violet Ooooh! Story time! So when I went to get eclipse there were actually a fair amount of copies which stopped my little spazz out. But there was this guy there and he was all walking around the bookstore with his friends and he kept like looking over at eclipse and then looking away and then looking back. Anyways his friends left and then he came back and bought eclipse. I thought it was quite funny. Napkin What the world needs now, is Emmett, sweet Emmett, He's the only thing, that theres just, to little of What the world, needs now, is Emmett, sweet Emmett, No not just for some but for everyone~ Ioyunai I got my brass knuckles ready to fight off people who try to separate me from Eclipse!! DarkMinnieMouse I feel like Adam did in "Click" hahaha "Cangrats you got a girl!....Wait I think that's a p***s?" xD Edward Cullen's Gal is it to big? it looks really big it makes me look hella small. Mrs. Coulter I dun wanna stand under your umbrella, Ella. Eh? Taru-chan And I've already spotted a thread on Eclipse! Now they're going to multiply like bunnies, but less cute. D; MagicEmperorYondiame I hate sales people... Mintahy It's time to sue. Jailhouse Eriks_fallen_rose < Another boy? Did he die after the first post? REGARDING STEPHENIE ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA! - I don’t think the jackass actually ever read the books. there's too many new people in here... MY SOCIAL ANXIETY IS SETTING IN D: *deep breaths* Dots he just makes me wanna punch a brick wall. Violet Son-of-a-Deatheater < TWO GUYS! Mind you the other didn’t come back… Jailhouse is still winning. Gilliganiganiganigoo(JH) soooooo you know that girl I was dating in the summer? yeeeaaaaaahhhh she's a lesbian now XD rofl the conversation went as follows: me: hey her: sup me: How've you been? her: good...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Jenny me: ...indeed |
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