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_____QuotesSeeing as we have several colorful people in this thread, we now introduce the new "quotes" section of the thread. Here are the words of wisdom some of our frequents have given to us. Enjoy reading all these awe-inspiring highlights of the Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse Thread. ;D
This section of the thread is still under construction. By no means are these all the famous quotes of this thread... More soon to come!
This section of the thread is still under construction. By no means are these all the famous quotes of this thread... More soon to come!
Car-ma
IT WAS AWESOME TASTY FRESH!
Sweet_Violet and Psychotic Napkin
Violet: There's only one thing to do now, Do you know what that is Miss Napkin?
Naps: Yes. Throw a party. mrgreen
Violet: I was going to say declare war on Napkin. sweatdrop
Naps: Oh...WELL THEN I GUESS THIS MEANS WAR!
Naps: Yes. Throw a party. mrgreen
Violet: I was going to say declare war on Napkin. sweatdrop
Naps: Oh...WELL THEN I GUESS THIS MEANS WAR!
Car-ma
Jacob...half-naked...gets me everytime.
Demons_and_Angels
I was already tainted by thinking about Emmett in a tutu.
Kinara
Dang you guys-Dang. XDD
Car-ma
Emmett and Jasper dressed in Smexy bunny suits.
Totoro56
Who haven't we ruined yet?
Demons
CarlisleXEdward doesn't PWN!
Napkin
Curiosity killed the Napkin. gonk
Car-ma
Would you forgive me if I made you steak?
Jailhouse
I stare at you when you're sleeping...
Napkin
Nice. Edward can't even dominate his own hand.
Violet
Just because we're at war doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Violet
I don't know whether to kick you or give you a Razor blade.
Napkin@Jailhouse
You're going to get molested.
Violet@Jailhouse
I totally just pictured you running around in short shorts.
Jailhouse
You're just a little slut, aren't you? XD
Demons
That's just cuz you want to talk about dirty stuff.
Jailhouse
WTF! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Violet
Assless Chaps?
Car-ma
I can die happy now.
Jailhouse
I believe the question is "Why not assless chaps?"
Napkin
Wait, Hold that pounce.
Car-ma
Oh...so, is it comfy frozen up there?
Untitled Finale
Maybe it's not the girls I'd want. wink
Napkin
I prefer Occassional Chaos.
Napkin
Easier than putting a hot iron butcher knife through butter
Sweet_Violet
Vampire charlie would fight crime.
Sweet_Violet
I have some theories on the surprise, the one I'm toying with now involves animal sacrifice.
Sweet_Violet
I'd take Emmett in a tutu over Vampire Charlie.
Sweet_Violet
I bet you think you're soooo clever.
Sacrificing the wee little woodland creatures.
Sacrificing the wee little woodland creatures.
Jailhouse
he's pretty much a teenager with stronger "urges"
Sweet_Violet
[Insert Witty quote I'm to lazy to think of here]
Psychotic Napkin
I'm also the only blonde first chair violinist in my orchestra (which is basically a sea of asians)
Demons and Angels
Well, eventually you would adapt, but you wouldn't just go in there and strip. Lol.
Jailhouse
John Travolta will play the poptart/hermit and he'll have a smart-a** toaster strudel buddy played by Samuel L Jackson and they'll rob a bakery and Samuel L Jackson will be like "FROSTING ******** DO YOU HAVE IT?!"
Sweet_Violet
Meh, speak for yourself. I get killer cramps. My cramps are like "hello, I'm a cramp. I realize you're in school and you have to get up and do a play infront of your class, but I'm going to put you in a lot of pain so while your prancing around the stage you'll really just want to curl up in a ball and die a little bit. "
Jailhouse
my erections are like "hello, I'm your p***s and I am aroused and want to be inserted into a v****a. i realize you're in school and have to give a ten minute speech in front of a class where the girl you like is sitting right in front of you but if you don't touch me or stick me in a v****a I'm just going to stay up here unless you try extremely hard to picture a dead kitten"
Sweet_Violet
Damn, now I'm lonely like akon.
Sweet_Violet
You're theories are wonderful.
Maybe Bella is pregnant?
Maybe Bella is pregnant?
emiemikawaii
My theories:
1. Bella had her period and Edward ran away.
2. Bella cooked dinner for Edward.. and he ran away!
3. Bella burped. And Edward.. he ran away!
1. Bella had her period and Edward ran away.
2. Bella cooked dinner for Edward.. and he ran away!
3. Bella burped. And Edward.. he ran away!
Sweet_Violet
Edwards the daddy, but I'm not sure how that works him being a vampire and all.
Jacob getting her pregnant would be a scandal.
Jacob getting her pregnant would be a scandal.
Sweet_Violet
Someone has to worry about the tetnis.
I'll take that responsibility.
I'll take that responsibility.
Car-ma and Sweet_Violet
Car-ma:LAWL I love this thread
Violet: And the thread loves you.
You should get married,
we'd have a wedding, it would be amusing.
Carma: I'm worried about the commitment.
Violet: And the thread loves you.
You should get married,
we'd have a wedding, it would be amusing.
Carma: I'm worried about the commitment.
Car-ma and Sweet_Violet
Carma: I think Kin and Naps should be Thread's secret lovers.
Violet: Incest?
Violet: Incest?
Jailhouse
I think, were I to reveal that I was a fan to my male friends, I would be beheaded on the spot ._.
Sweet_Violet
No she didn't. She was just a cow. Flaunting what she doesn't have. Like the ten year olds in string bikini's.
[******** YES!
I'M KICKING A FACELESS PERSONS
a**.
Would a faceless person have an a**?
Sweet_Violet
G = JASPER!
Kinara
J=Gasper.
Psychotic Napkin
Ovaries..?
Kinara
In the fictional world of Twilight, zebras do still exist in Africa. Therefore, they are apart of Twilight.
Car-ma
Bella probably sucks at fighting.
LAWL
Girlfight?
No, that'd be scratching and hair-pulling.
'BETCH! Edward is a little man whore!'
'SHUTDAFAXUP!'
-hiss-
LAWL
Girlfight?
No, that'd be scratching and hair-pulling.
'BETCH! Edward is a little man whore!'
'SHUTDAFAXUP!'
-hiss-
Car-ma
OMG
New crack pairing!
JacobXAlice
Oh I see SM and bondage D:
LAWL
New crack pairing!
JacobXAlice
Oh I see SM and bondage D:
LAWL
Car-ma
I died a horrible death in the hands of Thread.
Devaki~Kao
It's the Young and the Restless all over again!
Sweet_Violet
He has a teddy bear with a switchblade.
fyresong
I think people taste better with ranch...BBQ sauce just overpowers the flavor....
Car-ma
RAPE TIME JACOB!
Demons and Angels
I hear people's brain are quite tasty with bbq sauce.
Sweet_Violet
I want to spend eternity with you but I won't put on a wedding dress and say I do.
Jailhouse
I was playing with legos ;D
Car-ma
I can't tell if that's a perverted joke or not.
Car-ma
thanks for raping my childhood, mom
Sweet_Violet
It would be like and then bella fell in love with mike newton because she was pregnant with his baby. They lived happily ever after until the Volturi showed up and slaughtered the lot of them. Little did they know mike was actually super man so he escaped.
Sweet_Violet
My mind is just incredibly twisted.
Sweet_Violet
X-men is = very dull.
Look I want to be human because I have a kick a** power that makes it so I can't touch my boyfriend.
I have claws.
MAGNETO BETRAYED ME.
SHE'S ALIVE OMG.
I'm just like shut up, with my fancy claws.
I can change the weather.
I HAVE WINGS. LYKE ZOMG.
Look I want to be human because I have a kick a** power that makes it so I can't touch my boyfriend.
I have claws.
MAGNETO BETRAYED ME.
SHE'S ALIVE OMG.
I'm just like shut up, with my fancy claws.
I can change the weather.
I HAVE WINGS. LYKE ZOMG.
Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot
silly highschool boys.
Jailhouse
deeper in his PANTS
ZING
ZING
Jailhouse and Violet
Jailhouse: Vi YOU'RE not cool D:<
Violet: Care to repeat that, little man?
Jailhouse: I said you WERE cool ._.
Violet: Care to repeat that, little man?
Jailhouse: I said you WERE cool ._.
Jailhouse
HUGS ALL AROUND
Violet and Fyresong
Violet: Mike eats babies.
Fyresong: Well, who doesn’t?
Fyresong: Well, who doesn’t?
Jailhouse
Are you a slut, Vi?
Jailhouse
just use SPF 1023896129486184901761294
Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot
i got lethal face sunburn from sitting in my living room.
Jailhouse
nerds can be sluts, too <.<
Devaki~Kao
YOU ALL HATE ME DON'T YOU? IS IT BECAUSE I'M NOT A NERD SLUT???
Sweet_Violet
I'm on such a killing spree here, I'm going to regret this later...
Sweet_Violet
You can't just walk around squeezing your problems.
Jailhouse
Not to toot my own horn but...
I'd tap my own a** ;D
I'd tap my own a** ;D
Jailhouse
I see no humor in this D:<
Jailhouse and Violet
Jailhouse: *crickets*
Violet: *tumble weeds*
Jailhouse: *echo*
Violet: *shoots Jailhouse*
Jailhouse: WTF!
Violet: *tumble weeds*
Jailhouse: *echo*
Violet: *shoots Jailhouse*
Jailhouse: WTF!
Jailhouse
effing Vi shot and stabbed me ._.
Car-ma
It's just a flesh wound!
fyresong
ok...so back to the random slaughter of the thread members....right
Jailhouse
so you're a twelve year old who thinks ebaums is the most original place on the internet when in fact they have stolen from every place on the internet.
Sweet_Violet
Oh dude. Like...Ow...
Jailhouse and Fyresong
Jailhouse: doggy treat?
Fyresong: make sure they're the premium ones...she deserves the best now.
Jailhouse: only the best for my little Vi <3
Fyresong: make sure they're the premium ones...she deserves the best now.
Jailhouse: only the best for my little Vi <3
fyresong
I think you'd need more that a leash to keep hold of that girl...
Car-ma
Well, more like lurk.
I don't post because they're damn intimidating.
I don't post because they're damn intimidating.
Jailhouse
Woopdi-doo..he's hot, that's fantastic.
Psychotic Napkin
Random stabbing? Nice people, nice
Jailhouse@Car-ma
you and vi are plotting against me in some way
I know it <.<
I know it <.<
Jailhouse
I giggled like a little girl ._.
Jailhouse and Violet
Jailhouse: perhaps I shall take a picture of me in assless chaps? ;D
Violet: I’d make an icon of it for you.
Violet: I’d make an icon of it for you.
Sweet_Violet
Probably to scheme against what he thinks we're plotting.
Sweet_Violet
And we love you too Kinara.
Can we eat your liver?
Can we eat your liver?
Car-ma@Jailhouse
You and Violet dominate the quotes.
Car-ma
I guess it seems boys just want to have fun.
Kinara
I don't care for liver, thanks Vi. (especially my own ._.).
Jailhouse
I'LL SMACK YOU WHENEVER I WANT NO GO MAKE ME A STEAK
Sweet_Violet
It won't be poisoned at all.
Jailhouse
w-w-wtf ._.
I have such a headache...
what the ******** why am I stuffed in a toilet and bleeding? D:
I have such a headache...
what the ******** why am I stuffed in a toilet and bleeding? D:
Jailhouse
Carma, why would you try to kill me? ._.
Sweet_Violet
Wow, can't believe he fell for that.
I should kill him more often.
I should kill him more often.
Jailhouse
these stab wounds...only you would stab that deep...D:<
why would you try to kill me, Vi? ;_;
why would you try to kill me, Vi? ;_;
Kinara
I had to get a liver transplant after what you did to me! D:!
Violet and Jailhouse
Violet: Get some Backbone
Jailhouse: I can't… you stabbed so deep that you severed it...
Jailhouse: I can't… you stabbed so deep that you severed it...
Sweet_Violet
Are you a *****?
***** give out candy.
***** give out candy.
Jailhouse
you stabbed me D:
but sure, I'll protect you from the *****
'cause I'm that kind of guy <3
but sure, I'll protect you from the *****
'cause I'm that kind of guy <3
Sweet_Violet
Depends… What are you plotting?
Sweet_Violet
I see through your clever games.
Give it up, I see your fiendish plan.
Give it up, I see your fiendish plan.
Sweet_Violet
Due to fail and Aids
Sweet_Violet
This time I got Wonderful Goddess Who wants to ********]
fyresong
Bella is having mike's love flour!
Psychotic Napkin
That would be the sweetest story.
The Epicness of this thread will never fade~!
Through thick and through thin,
Through rain and snow
Through glue and fire.
We shall prevail!
The Epicness of this thread will never fade~!
Through thick and through thin,
Through rain and snow
Through glue and fire.
We shall prevail!
Psychotic Napkin
Hypochondriac much? XD
Sweet_Violet
I LOVE SEX ON THE KITCHEN TABLE!
Psychotic Napkin
I'm great in bed, at the mall?
WTF.
Mattress store? o__o'
WTF.
Mattress store? o__o'
Psychotic Napkin
Aw.
OH LOOK OUT, ANTHRAX IS CRAWLING UP YOUR ARM!
OH LOOK OUT, ANTHRAX IS CRAWLING UP YOUR ARM!
Violet@Napkin
I actually should take a shower aswell...
We could save water if we did so together... XD
We could save water if we did so together... XD
DnA and Violet
Demons: Wow! It's getting durty up in here.... Should I leave you two alone?
Violet: You could join in.
Violet: You could join in.
Sweet_Violet
Sensored for the POVAP (Protection of Violet against *****]
soooooo
you know that girl I was dating in the summer?
yeeeaaaaaahhhh
she's a lesbian now XD
rofl
the conversation went as follows:
me: hey
her: sup
me: How've you been?
her: good...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Jenny
me: ...indeed
Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot
im a kickass movie but you dont watch me.
Jailhouse
ZOmbies just go: Auuuuuuuuh *eyeball drops from socket* braaaaaaaiiiinsssss *gives lady a hicky....then eats her*
Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot
Are you politely trying to tell me i speak secret lesbian if i were a vampire? o.O
Violet@Dots
1. Because I am on it.
2. Because I rock.
3. Because we have the better battle location.
4. Because I will be mad.
5. Because I asked nicely.
6. Because team one = win
7. Because team two = fail.
8. Because I am on it.
9. Because I rock.
10. Because we should be on the same team.
2. Because I rock.
3. Because we have the better battle location.
4. Because I will be mad.
5. Because I asked nicely.
6. Because team one = win
7. Because team two = fail.
8. Because I am on it.
9. Because I rock.
10. Because we should be on the same team.
Jailhouse
IS SANTA COMING TONIGHT, MOMMY?
- Jailhouse
- Jailhouse
Psychotic Napkin
Who needs a soul when you can hang out with the Cullens for an eternity?
Someone?
IF LEON KENNEDY WAS A ZOMBIE I'D JUMP HIS BONES
Psychotic Napkin
HE IS DA BURNINATOR >:OOO
Demons and Angels
You guys are an amazing human breed. I can't wait for mating season.
Devaki~Kao
OMG IT'S EDWARD THE TERMINATOR!!!
Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot
Cats are the source of evil.
Raining.Crimsons.Lullaby
Announcer: And we're back to the Twilight Smack Down.
Announcer 2: Edward has just pissed Bella to the point she is not backing off.---There she goes....oooo.....She just used the 'Bite Me' tecnique.
Announcer: That will cost him...
Announcer 2: Edward has just pissed Bella to the point she is not backing off.---There she goes....oooo.....She just used the 'Bite Me' tecnique.
Announcer: That will cost him...
Bunny Cup Cakes
There should be unicorns in Eclipse.
Sweet_Violet
It's not an addiction. It's the love of my life. Violet will have babies with the pot monsta.
Sweet_Violet
Cullen | Male | Old French | Handsome
Sweet_Violet
*falls dramatically*
Napkin...You will pay for this.
*Writes napkin killed me in blood then dies*
Napkin...You will pay for this.
*Writes napkin killed me in blood then dies*
Sweet_Violet
ZOMBIE UNICORNS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.
Sweet_Violet
Violet makes the girlies squeal.
Car-ma
I'm hoping some of them try to curse/kill me with their fake magic wands.
MagicEmperorYondiame
I feel bad for him.. I mean Vampires are like cats. Mean, hairy, and don't come when they are called. Really who would choose a hairy mean cat over cute puppy-dog?
Sweet_Violet
Ducking Glass Mole is just Epic.
Psychotic Napkin
It is slowly stretching actually. It's getting fat with fun.
Psychotic Napkin
But Vio! I'm a cute little black boy with overalls! 8B
Sweet_Violet
I BET YOU MOLEST OLD MEN
Sweet_Violet
NEVER LEAVE VIOLET UNATENDED.
Psychotic Napkin
Ohh those fillings! I thought you meant your organs... .__.'
Kinara
Violet needs to play nice. D:
Napkin and Violet
Napkin: Kin basically shoved the books down my throat.
Violet: How'd they taste? Papery, I'd Imagine.
Violet: How'd they taste? Papery, I'd Imagine.
Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot
let us go and cover gaia in mounds bars!!!!
Psychotic Napkin
WE SHALL SET FORTH AND CONQUER GAIA WITH THE CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS THAT IS MOUNDS BARS.
Totoro56
lol It would be so funny to see you guys drunk rofl
Car-ma and Napkin
Carma: Carlisle is the oldest and has most experience and is probably the best.
And we have him.
And Jane pwns Edward. She pretty much pwns EVERYONE other than Alec but you can't use him since you don't know his power C:
STRATEGY.
Napkin: PREACH IT SISTAH! 8]
And we have him.
And Jane pwns Edward. She pretty much pwns EVERYONE other than Alec but you can't use him since you don't know his power C:
STRATEGY.
Napkin: PREACH IT SISTAH! 8]
Kinara
Team 2 pwns team one.
The end.
The end.
Kinara
Naps is right young sachuwan. You speak words, but in battle, thou doust fail. HIYA! *karate chop!*
Demons and Angels
What the heck is a sachuwan?
Sweet_Violet
I do not have enough mental capacity to multi-task this much.
fyresong
If you kicked a lightsaber out of the way...you would no longer have a foot
Raining.Crimsons.Lullaby
sexy zombies?
Jailhouse
my assless chaps are in the wash D:
Psychotic Napkin
I'M NOT INFLUENCING ANYTHING.
WHERE IS FOCKING CARMA GODDAMMIT.
I need chocolate.
WHERE IS FOCKING CARMA GODDAMMIT.
I need chocolate.
Sweet_Violet
You totally should and then in comes Jailhouse, looking like tuxedo mask but with tulips instead of roses. xd
Then Eddy is laughing too hard to attack because of the thorns jailhouse tried to put on the tulips.
Then Eddy is laughing too hard to attack because of the thorns jailhouse tried to put on the tulips.
Car-ma and Violet
Carma:What do you guys think a human can do to make Edward so angry it'd make him violent?
Besides kill/hurt Bella of course. stare
Violet: Uh... Insult his mother?
Carma:YOUR MAMMA EDWARD scream
Violet:Exactly.
'Cept more like,
YOU MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE LIES DOWN SHE'S TALLER THAN WHEN SHE STANDS UP,
*Snap Snap*
Besides kill/hurt Bella of course. stare
Violet: Uh... Insult his mother?
Carma:YOUR MAMMA EDWARD scream
Violet:Exactly.
'Cept more like,
YOU MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE LIES DOWN SHE'S TALLER THAN WHEN SHE STANDS UP,
*Snap Snap*
Violet
I love my printer....
I named it Timmy.
I named it Timmy.
Napkin
Emmett is the equivalent of God
Carma
It's was FORKING awesome
Violet
I won't let my friends borrow twilight or new moon. Separation issues.
Violet
She could rally the woodland creatures I suppose.
It worked for snow white. Sort of.
Or maybe I'm thinking of sleeping beauty...
It worked for snow white. Sort of.
Or maybe I'm thinking of sleeping beauty...
Minari
I is rainaholic
Violet
I finally found silent mode on my cell phone.
Minari
No one illustrates a point like Fabio...No- please get the brain-bleach!
Violet
I think Edward should spontaneously combust, it'd be such a shocker. Everyone would be like "wtf?!"
Quote:
Carma: I'd love it if it took Bella by surprise XD.
Bella: -smile-Yeah...WAIT! WHAT?
Violet: I think it'd be better if she randomly broke out in song.
Bella: -smile-Yeah...WAIT! WHAT?
Violet: I think it'd be better if she randomly broke out in song.
Carma
OH LAWD!
Violet
Can't forget the bling.
Carma
Edward would be the one doing opera.
Totally.
Totally.
Violet
You'd be laughing as hard as if Emmett was wearing a tutu and doing ballet.
Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot and Violet
Dots: I'm not too up to date on my human anatomy but....what if edward was the human and bella the vampire...what it be possible for her.
Violet: I would imagine, I mean with guys the blood is kind of an important thing in the process, but with girls it's basically put the lime in the coke you nut.
Violet: I would imagine, I mean with guys the blood is kind of an important thing in the process, but with girls it's basically put the lime in the coke you nut.
Feigning Euphoria and Devaki
Euphoria: So, I've got a question for you lot... How on Earth would Edward and Bella manage to have sex if he has no blood flow?
Devaki: Rigir mortis?
Devaki: Rigir mortis?
Blood.Spewing.Polka.Dot
Edward could have like an IV in his arm that is constantly putting blood into his system...then Bow-Chika-Wow Wow. =]
Totoro
Just too hard to explain what happened when the cops come and ask you about how your friend caught fire
Kinara
Who needs silly string when you have a flamethrower?
MagicEmperorYondiame
I've got my walking shoes all ready to go
Totoro
I hate Mickey Mouse now, he’s just a wanna be pop star
Napkin
"See ya later, I'm going on Dr. Seuss”
Napkin @ RCL
I dub thee "Comic Relief Bunny" 8D
Mintahy
PROMISCUOUS BOY.
RCL
Jacob: If i was a cake, i'd be delicious
bellax rose and Violet
bellax: Theres going to be 4 and she hasnt said that she will definitely stop there. =] Which makes me very happy.
Violet: I would die if she did five or more. It’s not that I don’t like them, it’s that I hate waiting for them. gonk gonk
Violet: I would die if she did five or more. It’s not that I don’t like them, it’s that I hate waiting for them. gonk gonk
Violet
Ooooh! Story time!
So when I went to get eclipse there were actually a fair amount of copies which stopped my little spazz out. But there was this guy there and he was all walking around the bookstore with his friends and he kept like looking over at eclipse and then looking away and then looking back. Anyways his friends left and then he came back and bought eclipse. I thought it was quite funny.
So when I went to get eclipse there were actually a fair amount of copies which stopped my little spazz out. But there was this guy there and he was all walking around the bookstore with his friends and he kept like looking over at eclipse and then looking away and then looking back. Anyways his friends left and then he came back and bought eclipse. I thought it was quite funny.
Napkin
What the world needs now,
is Emmett, sweet Emmett,
He's the only thing, that theres just, to little of
What the world, needs now, is Emmett, sweet Emmett,
No not just for some but for everyone~
is Emmett, sweet Emmett,
He's the only thing, that theres just, to little of
What the world, needs now, is Emmett, sweet Emmett,
No not just for some but for everyone~
Ioyunai
I got my brass knuckles ready to fight off people who try to separate me from Eclipse!!
DarkMinnieMouse
I feel like Adam did in "Click" hahaha "Cangrats you got a girl!....Wait I think that's a p***s?" xD
Edward Cullen's Gal
is it to big? it looks really big it makes me look hella small.
Mrs. Coulter
I dun wanna stand under your umbrella, Ella. Eh?
Taru-chan
And I've already spotted a thread on Eclipse! Now they're going to multiply like bunnies, but less cute. D;
MagicEmperorYondiame
I hate sales people...
Mintahy
It's time to sue.
Jailhouse
Eriks_fallen_rose < Another boy?
Did he die after the first post?
REGARDING STEPHENIE ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA!
- I don’t think the jackass actually ever read the books.
there's too many new people in here...
MY SOCIAL ANXIETY IS SETTING IN D:
*deep breaths*
Did he die after the first post?
REGARDING STEPHENIE ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA!
- I don’t think the jackass actually ever read the books.
there's too many new people in here...
MY SOCIAL ANXIETY IS SETTING IN D:
*deep breaths*
Dots
he just makes me wanna punch a brick wall.
Violet
Son-of-a-Deatheater < TWO GUYS!
Mind you the other didn’t come back…
Jailhouse is still winning.
Mind you the other didn’t come back…
Jailhouse is still winning.
Gilliganiganiganigoo(JH)
soooooo
you know that girl I was dating in the summer?
yeeeaaaaaahhhh
she's a lesbian now XD
rofl
the conversation went as follows:
me: hey
her: sup
me: How've you been?
her: good...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Jenny
me: ...indeed