- Posted: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:29:40 +0000
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alright I'm sure some of you have noticed the lack of dead bodies running around my thread.
oddly enough I bet most of you who don't know me scrolled through the main page looking for the body too.
No sillies, we are playing "Where is Waldo" with caskets and dead people...
xxx ->unless zombies are real... and there is one around here... that I don't know about....
xxxxxx -> so if you see any just gunshot them for me
but clearly enough you read the word Casket and like clockwork I'm sure you mind goes right to dead body.
for me however the word casket is just another daily term used at my part-time job at the funeral home.
xxxxxxxxxx Are you interest yet? I hope so...
if you are that is great, because honestly I'm really into the interesting nature of death.
I know "Wait.... death has a nature?"
xxx-> sure all things do or so I believe and I would love to talk about that sometime.
xxx-> also it's a proven law of science ( oh getting smarty pants here )
that isn't that really isn't the only thing I'm into really honestly I love nature of the human mind in all it's darkness.
because of this and my natural talent of being an outcast, I'm really good at helping or listening to people's problems.
xxx-> so if you need a shoulder
xxx-> or just want some kind advice
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I'm your chap!
I get told a lot I'm a great friend, fun to be around and the most perverted person people know.
xxx-> I mean who couldn't love a guy like me as a friend?
so I hope you stick around and get to know me or the others that come around normally.
I mean come on now what could be more fun then a smutty mortician and his friends?
xxx-> I'm not sure but if you know let me know I'd so google that!
so really just sit back and be creepy with us.
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