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Yes plez D: 0.4444219886823 44.4% [ 8796 ]
Eww. no. 0.068462004850445 6.8% [ 1355 ]
PIEI'MSOEXCITEDOMGOMGPIEE 0.27081649151172 27.1% [ 5360 ]
I say, lass, throw me a piece of that -EPIC JEDI SLICE UBER- pie. -cough-. I mean what? >.> 0.21629951495554 21.6% [ 4281 ]
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Greetings loves :]
Most people around here just call me Eley, but you can call me whatever you like, we're big on nicknames around here ;D


This thread is going on four thousand pages - I know that there are bigger threads out there, but we consider ourselves firmly rooted in the FC. It's going on three years old in about a week (it seems so much longer than that...), and a lot of fun stuff has happened in these pages!
But unfortunately, things are very quiet now; all of us have gotten busier and had less time for the shop as time goes on, including myself. And I cannot even fathom how many times I brought up or resolved to discontinue this thread (I actually did for awhile) and make a new one, one that would bring in new faces and perhaps force some liveliness again. But I could never bring myself to do it, to leave all of this and start over. So we've been coping with the utter lack of movement, enjoying each other's posts when we can and dusting off the defibrillator to shock the thread every now and then ;D

I guess it doesn't look like much to anyone just at a glance, but we love the shop and would love to have new regulars to pass through. Don't be afraid to pop in and say hello, and please don't forget to stay and chat!! Tell your friends, bring them in, you won't find a friendlier place to chat on all of Gaia! We know that the bigger threads can be intimidating, but it's harmless, really. Really. -pokes thread- I mean, come on. Look at it. ;D

Anyway - if someone isn't around to greet you, just come back later, and I'll be sure to leave a comment on your profile when I see your post! Thanks so much for stopping by :]
Rules


[[1]] No cybering, please. Not only is it against TOS, it's just...just don't do it. Thanks.

[[2]] Please, don't be rude. It's immature, and only shows you don't know how to handle a situation. Be cool.User Image

[[3]] If there are any problems, please don't hesitate to notify me; feel free to try and handle the situation yourself, or ask me to do something about it. Whatever you do, be courteous.

[[4]] I don't really mind cursing, but every other word gets ridiculous, and only displays your limited vocabulary. And you want everyone here to think you're smart, right? ;D

[[5]] No flamers and/or trolls will be tolerated; any offenders guilty of said crime will be blacklisted. 'BLACKLISTED' means you are banned from the thread unless I give you my permission to come back in.

[[6]] Disrespect of myself, employees, or regulars WILL NOT be tolerated. This is blacklist material.

**This thread can be a heavy RP environment or just a place to chat, depending upon the person. This is just a note saying that you can do either; I won't eat you if you just come to talk ;D

[[7]] DO NOT QUOTE ANY OF THE FIRST PAGE POSTS. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. plzkthx.
Menu

(more of a tradition than anything else, really)


I'll pretty much make you anything you ask for, but if you need ideas....
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Pies
Lemon, meringue, cherry, pecan, chocolate, peach, blackberry, blueberry, peanut butter, oreo,
pumpkin, key lime, apple, creme, boston cream, custard, chicken, pork, beef, steak-and-kidney,
lamb, mince


Muffins are served too! Any you can think of. Refer to this video for ideas xD

Beverages
Teas: English breakfast, Darjeeling, Blueberry, Raspberry, Earl Grey, Rose, Gingerbread, Orange spice, Indian Mocha Chai, Mint, Green (hot), White

Milkshakes: chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, strawberry-banana, peanut butter, any combination you can think up ^^

We also offer milk, hot chocolate, chocolate milk, orange juice, apple juice, cranberry juice, soft drinks, coffee (also decaf), espresso, water, buttermilk


Of course, we have beverages and cookies and cakes and whatever you like! But be sure to check out our complimentary EVIL menu....

Evil Menu

Evil pie, evil chibi pie, evil muffin, evil cookie, evil cookie w/ extra sugar, evil tea (served flaming),
fire-in-a-cup, evil hobo pie (made fresh with our most corrupted hobos!)
News



2/2/08: Thread construction is coming along and will probably be complete tonight. Start posting, everybody!


2/3/08: Art post has been established. Check in for new art occasionally! ^^

2/7/08: OMG! guys! I'm sooooo sorry, I'm grounded from the computer until this weekend. Which, is only a day away, but I'm still sorry! I shouldn't even be on right now o.O

2/16/08: Woo! Random updates here and there--quest list, ect. And most definitely check out Tenshi's evil pie art, under Customer Art! And keep on the lookout for a pretty huge menu update coming soon! <3

2/17/08: WOOOO! 1000 POSTS! YEA, GUYS!

2/22/08: WOOOO AGAIN! 100 PAGES! WOOOOO!

3/9/08: YOSH! 2000 POSTS! LOVE YOU GUYS! oh, and new addition: we now cater!

3/24/08: NUMA NUMA! YOSH! 3000 posts AND 200 pages, same day, same page! WOOO good job guys. I loveeee you and all my new regs!

5/4/08: Ha..um...haven't updated this in awhile sweatdrop but a little bit ago we hit some other milestone...like, around 4k posts...and...oh I don't know. But good job, guys! XD lol...

7/15/08: We hit 1k pages the other day! Gained many new regs, and I completely revamped everything with this cool rainbow stuffs. xD Thanks to alllllllll my wonderfully amazingly fantastic regulars (new and old razz ) who have helped me to get this far. We've really got some memories in these pages xD here's to 1000 more! heart

7/30/08: WOOOOOOOT! 20k posts! 20,000! Twenty thousand! Oh my lawd.
Thanks again guys, I wouldn't have ever gotten anywhere without my fantastic regulars xD
YOU guys are awesome. You make this thread worth visiting every day xD
But we have an ANNOUCEMENTTTT! keep reading....

ALRIGHT EVERYONE! Tenpin is doing art of the shop regulars!!! So she needs you to PM her with a screenshot of the avi you would like her to depict, along with something SHORT and SWEET that you would like your avi to be saying in the picture! Nothing too long, we don't want to make our beloved tenpin work TOO hard ;D
So please get these sent to her! THANKS! heart


9/13/08: WOOOOOOT! Thankies so much tenpin for the art. It is so fantastical xD

8/22/09: OH. MY. JEEBUS!
We got spotlighted!!!!!
An iconic moment in virtual history. For the records, both the shop and the adoption thread jumped about 400 to 600 pages practically overnight, and I receive around 700 PMs.
WOW!!! : D
White List

All my fabulous REGULARS! I wuffles you all to DEATH! that's right! DEATH! xD

Mango; G; Seven; Kaugorome; everyone who helped with the threads when spotlighting was going on. You guys were fearless and fierce and jumped to my aide when we hardly knew each other; you are a blessing!
Black List o' Doom.

**Blacklisted users are banned from the thread unless I allow them back in. Simple. No exceptions.
Don't. Piss. Me. Off.

~Karlixta- FOR REPEATEDLY QUOTING THE FIRST POST AFTER REPEATEDLY REPRIMANDED BY MYSELF AND OTHER REGULARS.
Art/Banners : D


Teh fabulous evil chibi pies!
By: Tenshi!

Oh, sweet, yummy pie
You make me feel so high
I'd fly to the sky
Just so I could have a slice of pie

They warn me everyday
Of the dangers of all pie, and no play
They say "Eventually, you'll have to pay"
But I just reply, "Say what you may
In pie I shall lay"

They all despise Mrs. Lovett so much
About her delicious meat pies, they've got a hunch
"Something was off when I went there for lunch"
But who cares? I always eat there a bunch
They talk of the curious sounding munch
That sounded like a human bone taking a punch
As if she'd use human meat as her special touch

But I know Mrs. Lovett is a sweet, simple soul
In fact, she knows Eley, so that shows she's no troll
(Eley's pies are delicious, even better than egg rolls)
See, Mrs. Lovett and I, we both go for strolls
And then drink some pie soup from a pretty little bowl
Mind you, this soup has no mole
Or human meat, no, she's too whole

But enough about kind pie creators
Now the moral of the story of this girl who's no hater
One day I ate an amount of pie much greater
Than what I usually ordered from the waiter

Even he warned me of the danger
Especially since he and I were no strangers
He said "Be careful, my regular pie ranger
Eating too much pie may put you in a death chamber"
But I ignored his warnings and ordered my foam pie in a manger

However as I began to eat my pie
And I began to get my customary high
A slight tingling I began to feel in my thigh
I just brushed it off, thinking it was because of their lies

Suddenly, I began to feel a little more big
But I knew it couldn't be because l was eating like a pig
Before I knew what was happening, I'd knocked off someone's wig
My now growing arm had hit it during its owner's jig

The woman snapped at me, thinking she had wit
"You foolish girl! You silly twit!"
And though her words stung and bit
I ignored her for my arm was now far from a stick

Shifting my attention to my trunk
I saw it had done the opposite of shrunk
"Quick! Someone call for help!" yelled a hunky punk
As a phone was grabbed by a slightly drunk monk

The Future:
Not moments later, the police came by
They knew what happened, "Too much foam pie"
They muttered as they lifted me quite high
And in the ambulance, time flew by

So here I am, sitting at home
Warning other people, from here to Rome
Never, not ever, eat pie made of foam
It'll make you even bigger than an elephant's dome

By: Chocolattte



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MWUHAHAHA! RAINBOW REVAMP, COMPLETEEEEEEEEEEED!
Hiya,Eley.How are you?
Hi! Can I post yet? I've posted early before... redface
uhum...you both posted early, yes yes. I was going to reserve another one...but that's quite alright ^^
{{*Tackleglomps Eley.*}}
I'm afraid I have to leave shortly...my thread isn't ready yet, as you can see, but you may resume chatting from here, or anyone else may as well ^^
Just keep checking back!
{{Pie? W00T, already a regular.}}

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