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Pie? D:

Yes plez D: 0.38356164383562 38.4% [ 28 ]
Eww. no. 0.13698630136986 13.7% [ 10 ]
PIEI'MSOEXCITEDOMGOMGPIEE 0.19178082191781 19.2% [ 14 ]
I say, lass, throw me a piece of that -EPIC JEDI SLICE UBER- pie. -cough-. I mean what? >.> 0.28767123287671 28.8% [ 21 ]
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I am Eley, and this is my pie shop! xD And yes, we do have pie >.> Basically, this shop is my own humble offering to the streets of Barton; Come in, make friends, eat pie! This did indeed used to be my quest thread, though that part has faded away. Now, it's where I hang with all my uber cool pie friends! YEA! Want to become an uber cool pie friend? Just fill out this form...pfft. Nah. jkrofllawlz!
>.> -cough- erm. anyway.
We'd louuuurrve to have you around! But be aware and beware,
ANY of your trolling, flaming CRAPOLA will NOT be tolerated. My brother, I will go han solo on your BUTT. With some Indiana thrown in.
Otherwise, you are most welcome to stick around.
You are our sunshine, our only sunshine.
Pie needs sunshine to grow.
SO POST, YOU.

With love,
-Eley



Time to become familliar with the shop!
These pictures you see below are what our little haven actually looks like! GASP! Inorite? Clicky them to see a bigger version!! Well, enjoy your virtual tour. xD




 
     
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[[1]] No cybering, please. Not only is it against TOS, it's just...what kind of pleasure...okay nevermind, just don't do it. Thanks.

[[2]] Please, don't be rude. It's immature, and only shows you don't know how to handle a situation. Be cool.

[[3]] If there are any problems, please don't hesitate to notify me; feel free to try and handle the situation yourself, or ask me to do something about it. Whatever you do, be courteous.

[[4]] I don't really mind cursing, but every other word gets ridiculous, and only displays your limited vocabulary. And you want everyone here to think you're smart, right? ;D

[[5]] No flamers and/or trolls will be tolerated; any offenders guilty of said crime will be blacklisted. 'BLACKLISTED' means you are banned from the thread unless I give you my permission to come back in.

[[6]] Disrespect of myself, employees, or regulars WILL NOT be tolerated. This is blacklist material.

**This thread can be a heavy RP environment or just a place to chat, depending upon the person. This is just a note saying that you can do either; I won't eat you if you just come to talk ;D


Regulars!!
Ninja Kasu, meh evil soul sistah!
Tenshichan~dream, mah fellow sister in evil xD
ERiS -Eccentric-, waitress and time expert
Michiko Matsumura, Anime Picture Extrodinaire
The Pineapple Thief, the REAL Indiana Jones! D:<
Tomba teh Homoerotic, the only guy that can pull off a dress xD
M o o n k h i s t, the timid shop fox. who kicks butt.
LokiNightow, the charming anime otaku ^^
Apollo Justice Wannabie, our own personal Aussie xD
LittleDemonMegami, don't worry, she won't give you bruises; she only likes the colors on them xD



Regulars! By our beloved Tenpin ^^



     
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I'll pretty much make you anything you ask for, but if you need ideas....

Pies
Lemon, meringue, cherry, pecan, chocolate, peach, blackberry, blueberry, peanut butter, oreo,
pumpkin, key lime, apple, creme, boston cream, custard, chicken, pork, beef, steak-and-kidney,
lamb, mince


Muffins are served too! Any you can think of. Refer to this video for ideas xD

Beverages
Teas: English breakfast, Darjeeling, Blueberry, Raspberry, Earl Grey, Rose, Gingerbread, Orange spice, Indian Mocha Chai, Mint, Green (hot), White

Milkshakes: chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, strawberry-banana, peanut butter, any combination you can think up ^^

We also offer milk, hot chocolate, chocolate milk, orange juice, apple juice, cranberry juice, soft drinks, coffee (also decaf), espresso, water, buttermilk


Of course, we have beverages and cookies and cakes and whatever you like! But be sure to check out our complimentary EVIL menu....

Evil Menu

Evil pie, evil chibi pie, evil muffin, evil cookie, evil cookie w/ extra sugar, evil tea (served flaming),
fire-in-a-cup, evil hobo pie (made fresh with our most corrupted hobos!)



 
     
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2/2/08: Thread construction is coming along and will probably be complete tonight. Start posting, everybody!


2/3/08: Art post has been established. Check in for new art occasionally! ^^

2/7/08: OMG! guys! I'm sooooo sorry, I'm grounded from the computer until this weekend. Which, is only a day away, but I'm still sorry! I shouldn't even be on right now o.O

2/16/08: Woo! Random updates here and there--quest list, ect. And most definitely check out Tenshi's evil pie art, under Customer Art! And keep on the lookout for a pretty huge menu update coming soon! <3

2/17/08: WOOOO! 1000 POSTS! YEA, GUYS!

2/22/08: WOOOO AGAIN! 100 PAGES! WOOOOO!

3/9/08: YOSH! 2000 POSTS! LOVE YOU GUYS! oh, and new addition: we now cater!

3/24/08: NUMA NUMA! YOSH! 3000 posts AND 200 pages, same day, same page! WOOO good job guys. I loveeee you and all my new regs!

5/4/08: Ha..um...haven't updated this in awhile sweatdrop but a little bit ago we hit some other milestone...like, around 4k posts...and...oh I don't know. But good job, guys! XD lol...

7/15/08: We hit 1k pages the other day! Gained many new regs, and I completely revamped everything with this cool rainbow stuffs. xD Thanks to alllllllll my wonderfully amazingly fantastic regulars (new and old razz ) who have helped me to get this far. We've really got some memories in these pages xD here's to 1000 more! heart

7/30/08: WOOOOOOOT! 20k posts! 20,000! Twenty thousand! Oh my lawd.
Thanks again guys, I wouldn't have ever gotten anywhere without my fantastic regulars xD
YOU guys are awesome. You make this thread worth visiting every day xD
But we have an ANNOUCEMENTTTT! keep reading....

ALRIGHT EVERYONE! Tenpin is doing art of the shop regulars!!! So she needs you to PM her with a screenshot of the avi you would like her to depict, along with something SHORT and SWEET that you would like your avi to be saying in the picture! Nothing too long, we don't want to make our beloved tenpin work TOO hard ;D
So please get these sent to her! THANKS! heart


9/13/08: WOOOOOOT! Thankies so much tenpin for the art. It is so fantastical xD
But in OTHER NEWS:
TENSHI AND I HAVE OPENED OUR JOINT ART SHOP!!!!!!!
IT ISH AMAZINGNESS XD

Please visit us, you can come and chat, no purchase necessary. Here's the link:
Evil Marshmallow Pictures


     
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All my fabulous REGULARS! I wuffles you all to DEATH! that's right! DEATH! xD


 
     
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**Blacklisted users are banned from the thread unless I allow them back in. Simple. No exceptions.
Don't. Piss. Me. Off.

~Karlixta- FOR REPEATEDLY QUOTING THE FIRST POST AFTER REPEATEDLY REPRIMANDED BY MYSELF AND OTHER REGULARS.


     
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Avi art for a friend of mine

self portrait of sorts

Lust, FMA

Kurenai-sensei, Naruto

Juliet, digitally colored D:

Cute avi sketch for someone ^^




Teh fabulous evil chibi pies!
By: Tenshi!

Oh, sweet, yummy pie
You make me feel so high
I'd fly to the sky
Just so I could have a slice of pie

They warn me everyday
Of the dangers of all pie, and no play
They say "Eventually, you'll have to pay"
But I just reply, "Say what you may
In pie I shall lay"

They all despise Mrs. Lovett so much
About her delicious meat pies, they've got a hunch
"Something was off when I went there for lunch"
But who cares? I always eat there a bunch
They talk of the curious sounding munch
That sounded like a human bone taking a punch
As if she'd use human meat as her special touch

But I know Mrs. Lovett is a sweet, simple soul
In fact, she knows Eley, so that shows she's no troll
(Eley's pies are delicious, even better than egg rolls)
See, Mrs. Lovett and I, we both go for strolls
And then drink some pie soup from a pretty little bowl
Mind you, this soup has no mole
Or human meat, no, she's too whole

But enough about kind pie creators
Now the moral of the story of this girl who's no hater
One day I ate an amount of pie much greater
Than what I usually ordered from the waiter

Even he warned me of the danger
Especially since he and I were no strangers
He said "Be careful, my regular pie ranger
Eating too much pie may put you in a death chamber"
But I ignored his warnings and ordered my foam pie in a manger

However as I began to eat my pie
And I began to get my customary high
A slight tingling I began to feel in my thigh
I just brushed it off, thinking it was because of their lies

Suddenly, I began to feel a little more big
But I knew it couldn't be because l was eating like a pig
Before I knew what was happening, I'd knocked off someone's wig
My now growing arm had hit it during its owner's jig

The woman snapped at me, thinking she had wit
"You foolish girl! You silly twit!"
And though her words stung and bit
I ignored her for my arm was now far from a stick

Shifting my attention to my trunk
I saw it had done the opposite of shrunk
"Quick! Someone call for help!" yelled a hunky punk
As a phone was grabbed by a slightly drunk monk

The Future:
Not moments later, the police came by
They knew what happened, "Too much foam pie"
They muttered as they lifted me quite high
And in the ambulance, time flew by

So here I am, sitting at home
Warning other people, from here to Rome
Never, not ever, eat pie made of foam
It'll make you even bigger than an elephant's dome

By: Chocolattte



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*Note: this is all one code, I just split it to un-stretch the page. ^^



 
     
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-cuts ribbon-
MWUHAHAHA! RAINBOW REVAMP, COMPLETEEEEEEEEEEED!
     
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Hiya,Eley.How are you?
 
     

I Am STUCK! HELP?!?!
 
Hi! Can I post yet? I've posted early before... redface
     
Lol I couldn't go an hour without a sig pic.

[I CAN'T HELP ITTTT... I'M NOT A WHORE.]

I say scheisse a lot.
Yay for foreign vulgarity.

uhum...you both posted early, yes yes. I was going to reserve another one...but that's quite alright ^^
 
     
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{{*Tackleglomps Eley.*}}
     
I'm afraid I have to leave shortly...my thread isn't ready yet, as you can see, but you may resume chatting from here, or anyone else may as well ^^
Just keep checking back!
 
     
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{{Okies...}}
     
{{Pie? W00T, already a regular.}}