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Total Votes: 22

[Goatreich]

well, every guy can loo at another guy in a non-gay way and gauge looks. if tehy tell otherwise they're lying and are unsure about sexuality. maybe tehy'r e closet peanut puffers.

but since i'm handsome in a norse god-like way, everyone is uglier than me.


except chuck norris. and brad pitt. and johnny depp. if i was liek him my d**k would fall of so~much sexual activity with slutty groupies. teh n i would get a dst ande die, happy of course.


in 2012 world in en d and this messag wiwll aquto destruct.

[comicfairy]

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Hello comic.

Hello. You are adorable!

...I'm assuming you mean my avi?

A gift?...well that all depends on the price range : P

Obviously, since you have no picture posted on your profile. xp Your avi reminds me of power metal. No idea why.

Yes, a gift. Does it matter the price range?

[Damio Roncartia]

She was never this good in bed.
Even when she was sleepin'.



Leanne

-sneaks up behind her, having not done so in quite some time, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her against him, his tail wrapping around her waist and his wings covering her form as he nips at her cheek-

Hey there Cutie.

<3



Now she's just so perfect.
I've never been quite so ******** deep in.

[comicfairy]

Goatreich

well, every guy can loo at another guy in a non-gay way and gauge looks. if tehy tell otherwise they're lying and are unsure about sexuality. maybe tehy'r e closet peanut puffers.

but since i'm handsome in a norse god-like way, everyone is uglier than me.


except chuck norris. and brad pitt. and johnny depp. if i was liek him my d**k would fall of so~much sexual activity with slutty groupies. teh n i would get a dst ande die, happy of course.


in 2012 world in en d and this messag wiwll aquto destruct.

rofl rofl rofl Daniel, I love it when you're drunk.


@ Sean: Oook. I won't roll my eyes. I won't! No no no. I shall instead sit here and try to think of ways to actually spark up conversation with you that will not involve you posting random nonsense as per usual. 3nodding

@ Fires: What game ??

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Hello comic.

Hello. You are adorable!

...I'm assuming you mean my avi?

A gift?...well that all depends on the price range : P

Obviously, since you have no picture posted on your profile. xp Your avi reminds me of power metal. No idea why.

Yes, a gift. Does it matter the price range?

There used to be, for all I know you're a creepy stalker lol
And no it doesnt matter, I'm just joking around

[Fat Jesus]

comicfairy

@ Sean: Oook. I won't roll my eyes. I won't! No no no. I shall instead sit here and try to think of ways to actually spark up conversation with you that will not involve you posting random nonsense as per usual. 3nodding

But that wouldn't be like me at all. I don't know if either of us could handle me functioning like one of you normal people in a social setting.

[fires22~]

comicfairy

Goatreich

well, every guy can loo at another guy in a non-gay way and gauge looks. if tehy tell otherwise they're lying and are unsure about sexuality. maybe tehy'r e closet peanut puffers.

but since i'm handsome in a norse god-like way, everyone is uglier than me.


except chuck norris. and brad pitt. and johnny depp. if i was liek him my d**k would fall of so~much sexual activity with slutty groupies. teh n i would get a dst ande die, happy of course.


in 2012 world in en d and this messag wiwll aquto destruct.

rofl rofl rofl Daniel, I love it when you're drunk.


@ Sean: Oook. I won't roll my eyes. I won't! No no no. I shall instead sit here and try to think of ways to actually spark up conversation with you that will not involve you posting random nonsense as per usual. 3nodding

@ Fires: What game ??

Prototype 3nodding

[comicfairy]

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There used to be, for all I know you're a creepy stalker lol
And no it doesnt matter, I'm just joking around

I just like to know who I'm talking to, hence I do get curious about looks.

And I don't think I've ever been a stalker.
I just get far too busy. Stalking takes effort. blaugh

Darned right it doesn't matter. But I shall say anyway; I give gifts ranging in the 1-3k range depending on the level of intelligence that I can decipher on the newcomer. Ergo, I'm not giving a spamming n00b a 3k item. lol

The amount would be higher, I'd like it to be higher, but we get a lot of newcomers here at the Chateau. Some stay, others go after a post. So spending 5k each would hurt my wallet. 3nodding

[Goatreich]

comicfairy

] rofl rofl rofl Daniel, I love it when you're drunk.


@ Sean: Oook. I won't roll my eyes. I won't! No no no. I shall instead sit here and try to think of ways to actually spark up conversation with you that will not involve you posting random nonsense as per usual. 3nodding

@ Fires: What game ??

Not my fault... they made me do it. the little gren men. I'm glad i went home or else i would motorboat a chick on the table next to me. ******** slut.
******** summer. ******** hate the ******** syummer and ******** cleavages.. like a ******** ******** meat store. no wonders there's ******** rapes.. if your tits are all hanging out of the cleavage... some dude will evetually think he0ll have to nail it ... you never see dudes raped (except in prison)( cause dufes dress up and dont show c**k. (thank the gods for that. i wuld hate to go on street and see dudes with c**k hanging out.

oh.. and there was a girl with a ******** moustache almost as big as mine. i was mesmerised,.. i think she moticed me staring. fuuuuuuuu. doiesn't sje have mirrors and ******** wax. a frigging mothertfuggin moustache oin a woman.

[Prince Anthy]

/leaps down out of comic's cleavage, issun style/

i ran out earlier, and there was all this lovely talk of placebo. i didn't know they were putting out an album!

/skitters out of damio's reach, just in case/

[Damio Roncartia]

She was never this good in bed.
Even when she was sleepin'.



-snags Anthy with his tail before the little grapefruit even touches the floor, lifting it up to be eye level with him-

Didn't I warn you last time?

I'm not a big fan of kalamari, but I'll eat you if need be.



Now she's just so perfect.
I've never been quite so ******** deep in.

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There used to be, for all I know you're a creepy stalker lol
And no it doesnt matter, I'm just joking around

I just like to know who I'm talking to, hence I do get curious about looks.

And I don't think I've ever been a stalker.
I just get far too busy. Stalking takes effort. blaugh

Darned right it doesn't matter. But I shall say anyway; I give gifts ranging in the 1-3k range depending on the level of intelligence that I can decipher on the newcomer. Ergo, I'm not giving a spamming n00b a 3k item. lol

The amount would be higher, I'd like it to be higher, but we get a lot of newcomers here at the Chateau. Some stay, others go after a post. So spending 5k each would hurt my wallet. 3nodding

I like your logic except for some flaws.

The picture in the profile could be fake, thus your vie on the person you're talking to could be false, therefore your opinions on this person would me unjustified and unfair.

Another flaw in your logic would be how you base price on intelligence.
An intelligent person could be having an off day and come across as a dumb person.

[comicfairy]

Fat Jesus

But that wouldn't be like me at all. I don't know if either of us could handle me functioning like one of you normal people in a social setting.

I can handle it! I can! It's far better than the random crap. whee Fill me in on your current life? I havent been able to chat with you in awhile.

@ Fires: Never heard of it. sweatdrop

@ Daniel: o.o D-daniel! That's more curse words than I ever believe I've heard you utter; online or offline. And you should be used to hairy Portuguese women! Although most of us do have mirrors and a nice pair of weed whackers tweezers. And I can't stop giggling at the thought of dudes just walking around with their manly bits dangling.

@ Kaleb: *anticipating the attack, I drop to a crouch, feinting right and moving around you to get you in a head lock; after hopping about on tiptoe for a few moments, I grunt in frustration as you are far taller, and instead encircle your stomach, hoping that my glare would be intimidating*

See here! No more trying to scare me! You're lucky I smelled you coming, pretty cologne boy.

[Goatreich]

comicfairy

Fat Jesus

But that wouldn't be like me at all. I don't know if either of us could handle me functioning like one of you normal people in a social setting.

I can handle it! I can! It's far better than the random crap. whee Fill me in on your current life? I havent been able to chat with you in awhile.

@ Fires: Never heard of it. sweatdrop

@ Daniel: o.o D-daniel! That's more curse words than I ever believe I've heard you utter; online or offline. And you should be used to hairy Portuguese women! Although most of us do have mirrors and a nice pair of weed whackers tweezers. And I can't stop giggling at the thought of dudes just walking around with their manly bits dangling.

@ Kaleb: *anticipating the attack, I drop to a crouch, feinting right and moving around you to get you in a head lock; after hopping about on tiptoe for a few moments, I grunt in frustration as you are far taller, and instead encircle your stomach, hoping that my glare would be intimidating*

See here! No more trying to scare me! You're lucky I smelled you coming, pretty cologne boy.

you neever get used to hairy weomen..
and there aren't that many in portugal. that's slander from the ******** brazilian apes. portuguese woman can be fugly but they don't sport moustache or armpit hair.. well just a 0.00000000000000001%. like the one i saw tosay. hippies. i hate them. parasites. scum of the earth.

[Damio Roncartia]

She was never this good in bed.
Even when she was sleepin'.



Leanne

-snickers as she evades his grab and circles around behind him, standing there for a moment and letting her hop up to try and reach him, turning his head to look at her as she wrapped her arms about his waist and glare up at him, giving off a playful grin as his tail wraps about her waist, pries her from him, and brings her around to his front so he can wrap his arms about her form like he'd originally planned-

Not trying to scare you Cutie-Butt.

Just surprise you.

It's adorable when you 'eep' in surprise.

<3



Now she's just so perfect.
I've never been quite so ******** deep in.