Anyone else can't stand Twilight?

Are you a?

fan?	28.5%	[ 2002 ]
hater?	32.9%	[ 2308 ]
neutral?	28.1%	[ 1974 ]
Edward is teh HOT	10.4%	[ 732 ]
Total Votes:			[ 7016 ]

[Gearfish]

Nice t-shirt. I totally want one. In fact, perhaps I shall go design my own, complete with stupid spork jokes. X3

And I read Aldorel's essay. Too true, comrade. Too true.

[Mcfeegle]

Aldorel

Oh, definitely in the list.

I'm sure we could find the tools to roll off a few T-shirts. whee

I have the Abusive Ed essay up - it's in my journal for now. I'd like some comments before I stick it in the forums. You know, so the logic is indisputable.

I read it. It's brilliant. I need to print this out and hand it to everyone in my school who's in love with Edward. Although you did make on typo, you said her instead of he.

[Minari]

As I commented, that essay is beautiful! Definitely post it and link it where 'er you go. I think I'll also print it and give it to my Twilight friend, see what she has to say to that... And I suddenly have the urge to date a loser, just so I can have the satisfaction of leaving him o.0

(And points to Firinafel for saying "comrade" ninja )

[Mcfeegle]

I just finished the first chapter of my parody. Since I plan on hopefully getting it published some day, tell me if you want to see it and I'll send it to you in a PM. I would appreciate it if you didn't steal it or post it anywhere else on the internet. 3nodding Personally, I'm happy with it. I'm excited to see what you guys think.

[Minari]

Ohgosh! Sendy sendy send! 'Nari wanna read! .../whining. Will that do wink

[Mcfeegle]

Yes, that will do. I'll send it to you now. ^_^

[Minari]

Danke schon+plus umlaut! Meine Mutti ist making me get off for a while, but I read the opening and can tell it'll be better than TwilightXD (Although, this doesn't mean much. Better: I can tell it will be good)

[Ane the panther]

Aldorel

First shirt... more coming later. 3nodding

I NEED one. NOW. Find one of those make-your-own T-shirt sites, and upload it so I can buy one.

@mcfeegle: PM it to me!

[Aldorel]

Aw, shucks. sweatdrop I know a girl who made a bunch of tees for spirit day - maybe she could point me in the right direction. Although I'd like to make it a little more ornate. Some small picture at least...
I've got a few other slogans in mind. I'll post them as I finish them. And if anyone thinks of something witty, I'd be glad to throw that on a tee design. The more complicated, the better. whee

Firinafel - Post the spork tee when you're finished, yes?

Mcfeegle - Yay! Parody! I promise I won't post it or steal it if you send me the first chapter.
(Are you named after the Nac Mac? Just wondering.)

All this creativity running around the thread, it warms me little heart.

MikeyPwn

I would have preferred it if the book had more explanation to why things were happening, like the werewolf's basically came out of no where, and through half of the story it was basically bella just trying to hear Edwards voice in her head.

The wolves didin't come out of nowhere - it was so obvious after the prophetic dream in Twilight that I spent at least five chapters in New Moon wondering why Bella wasn't catching on faster. I would've looked into the wolves as soon as I found out about the Cullens.

[nothing exists but you]

All this creativity running around the thread, it warms me little heart.

MikeyPwn

I would have preferred it if the book had more explanation to why things were happening, like the werewolf's basically came out of no where, and through half of the story it was basically bella just trying to hear Edwards voice in her head.

Quote:

The wolves didin't come out of nowhere - it was so obvious after the prophetic dream in Twilight that I spent at least five chapters in New Moon wondering why Bella wasn't catching on faster. I would've looked into the wolves as soon as I found out about the Cullens.

Well, Stephenie Meyer said on her website she had no plans for Jacob and werewolves. The dream is something she just came up with no thought into it. WTF? Either Bella or Mrs. Meyer are on drugs.

[Alice Parker]

I already asked to read your story, but I'll say it again!

And just to add some twilight talk, isn't Bella and Edward's 'realtionship' pretty much doomed? I mean, if Bella doesn't become a vampire, she dies (eventually) and Edward hates himself forever. But if Bella does become a vampire, Edward is still mad and hate himself for destroying her soul. Either way it's a lose-lose situation. confused

[Gearfish]

*jumps up and down* I wanna read the story! Send it to me, kay? I will say nice things about it ^_^

[Minari]

In real life, it would be doomed. For a number of reasons. Those are a couple of logical ones. However, Ms. Meyer has not followed logic with their relationship so far, why should she start?

[Aldorel]

A Perfect Dystopia

Well, Stephenie Meyer said on her website she had no plans for Jacob and werewolves. The dream is something she just came up with no thought into it. WTF? Either Bella or Mrs. Meyer are on drugs.

Or both...

Minari

In real life, it would be doomed. For a number of reasons. Those are a couple of logical ones. However, Ms. Meyer has not followed logic with their relationship so far, why should she start?

*applause*
Unless it's a false dichotomy - the human vs. vampire thing. After all, she could be a werewolf.
eek

Abusive Ed is in Books.
Le linkage...
Edward Cullen - Abusive Boyfriend.
Ane - you wanted this link on first page?

[url=http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=26745143#1193161674]Edward Cullen - Abusive Boyfriend.[/url]

[Donganoid]

That abusive boyfriend Edward essay scares me so. Because it's all too true.