Anyone else can't stand Twilight?

Are you a?

fan?	28.5%	[ 2002 ]
hater?	32.9%	[ 2308 ]
neutral?	28.1%	[ 1974 ]
Edward is teh HOT	10.4%	[ 732 ]
Total Votes:			[ 7016 ]

[Ane the panther]

Oh, I forgot to mention earlier, a friend of mine of coerced into reading Twilight, and guess what, she hates it too! I'm so excited, I have an ally for debates at school.

It was really funny actually. She just walked up the me in the lunch line, brandished the book, and proclaimed, "Bram Stoker would be turning in his grave."

[Dominic Knight]

Ane the panther

Oh, I forgot to mention earlier, a friend of mine of coerced into reading Twilight, and guess what, she hates it too! I'm so excited, I have an ally for debates at school.

It was really funny actually. She just walked up the me in the lunch line, brandished the book, and proclaimed, "Bram Stoker would be turning in his grave."

Eh... I don't like calling us 'Haters'. I prefer the term critics... Or at least cruel critics. But eh. *shrugs*

Aww.. No~! I missed the party! >.> Darn the family dinner.

I'm sure Bram Stoker, or any writer hearing of this would be turning in their grave. Maybe Meyer will get attacked by zombies of the dead writers of the world because they know how bad her writing is.

[Alice Parker]

Dominic Knight

Ane the panther

Oh, I forgot to mention earlier, a friend of mine of coerced into reading Twilight, and guess what, she hates it too! I'm so excited, I have an ally for debates at school.

It was really funny actually. She just walked up the me in the lunch line, brandished the book, and proclaimed, "Bram Stoker would be turning in his grave."

Eh... I don't like calling us 'Haters'. I prefer the term critics... Or at least cruel critics. But eh. *shrugs*

Aww.. No~! I missed the party! >.> Darn the family dinner.

I'm sure Bram Stoker, or any writer hearing of this would be turning in their grave. Maybe Meyer will get attacked by zombies of the dead writers of the world because they know how bad her writing is.

One can only hope. wink

[Mcfeegle]

Minari

Hey, where's that list we had of things that make Ed a bad boyfriend? I mean, there were a lot. If you needs, I can give you lots against him. The b*****d.

That would be awesome.

Dominic Knight

I'm sure Bram Stoker, or any writer hearing of this would be turning in their grave. Maybe Meyer will get attacked by zombies of the dead writers of the world because they know how bad her writing is.

Zombie Invasion! Sweet! I'll get the popcorn. biggrin

[Aldorel]

Still must write that abusive-Ed essay... I'll get to it today if I finish my chores.
And I would love you forever, Nari, if you could help be with the examples. heart

Smoldering eyes sounds good... and nerdy werewolves sound better. Keep us posted. 3nodding

I don't consider myself a Twilight hater, more of a neurtal in that I have strong opinions in both directions... but I do consider myself an Ed hater.
*scurries off to design T-shirts*

*stops at door*
*turns and grabs pixi stick*
*scurries off to design T-shirts*

After all, Mrs. Meyer has expressed a fondness for witty shirts.

[Aldorel]

First shirt... more coming later. 3nodding

[Mcfeegle]

That rocks! It made me laugh my head off. Now I can't find it. If any of you see a head lying around will you tell me? Thanks. biggrin How did you make it?

[Aldorel]

I took one of the Twilight Tees images, erased the text, and substituted my own.
Endless fun. smile

I'll be back as soon as my floor is clean and dust-free.

[Mcfeegle]

xp Cleaning. I already did my chores for the day. I'll go work on my parody. I have about one page so far. By the way, any random scientific facts you can think of would be helpful.

[nothing exists but you]

Does anyone hate Edward as much as me? Here's my list for the reasons I hate Edward:

-He has a superior ego problem (he is a vampire but I still hate people with huge egos)
-He is way too controlling (why not let Bella make up her own damn mind)
-He seems not to care for people's feelings (he left Bella in the woods alone, that a**hole)
-He has major mood swings(He's worse than a PMSing girl)
-He watched Bella while she slept (goddamn perv...)
-He curled up into a ball when he missed Bella (that's just pathetic)
-He left his family to go mourn about Bella (What jerk puts his girlfriend over his family )
-He terrified the crap out of Bella when they first met
-Is it just me, or does he have no personality?
-His angst is just so damn annoying.

[Aldorel]

I second all your Anti-Ed points.

Done with the vaccuming... I should be cleaning bathrooms, but I think I'll procrastinate here.

[Minari]

Just popping in to say that I need that shirt. I would wear it everywhere<3

And I think those anti-Ed points should be added to the first-post listy, ja?

[Aldorel]

Oh, definitely in the list.

I'm sure we could find the tools to roll off a few T-shirts. whee

I have the Abusive Ed essay up - it's in my journal for now. I'd like some comments before I stick it in the forums. You know, so the logic is indisputable.

[Lady Whispers]

I like Edward, kinda... But he is too perfect. Plus he has these mood swings! He's enigmatic and Bella doesn't even understand him. Arn't true lovers supposed to know each other really well?

I love the books, they're very engrossing but it is imperfect.

[MikeyPwn]

I like the books, but I just finished the second one today, and was slightly disappointed that edward left the way he did - And then bella got all emotional and it made that part of the book extreamly dull, plus I disliked the fact that jacob came into the picture.

And I thought that, when jacob became a werewolf, that it was way to fast, he was perfectly fine, and then he changed- it didn't really give an explanation as to why he change, he just did.

I would have preferred it if the book had more explanation to why things were happening, like the werewolf's basically came out of no where, and through half of the story it was basically bella just trying to hear Edwards voice in her head.

Just had me frustrated, so I read through the book quickly, within 24 hours - I didn't really enjoy reading it as much as the first, and I wish edward hadn't left.