Anyone else can't stand Twilight?

Are you a?

fan?	28.5%	[ 2002 ]
hater?	32.9%	[ 2308 ]
neutral?	28.1%	[ 1974 ]
Edward is teh HOT	10.4%	[ 732 ]
Total Votes:			[ 7016 ]

[Alice Parker]

Firinafel

Aldorel

Lots of stuff goes on in everyday life. The trick is finding the action that lurks beneath the surface.

Yesh, but life my has no zombie robots. sad

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna "I Hate Twilight" shirt! *opens bag of pixy sticks*

Pixy Stix!! I want some! Well...I do have two and a half bags in my room... xp

[F U S H i G i P i N A Y]

Minari

COMPANY! *Luffs* Think there'd be a way to make such shirts without, uh, provoking legal action or something? I mean, I suppose we could make 'em by hand...

That's what most of the Twilight fans do (lord knows I have my own and I was so excited to be making my own shirt for the first time I didn't realize the shirt didn't fit me).

I don't think anybody should be too bothered by the "I Hate Twilight" shirts...It's a free country after all (unless you're out of the US, in which case I say all the more power to you, but I am not responsible for any deaths whatsoever). I would try to stay aware about where Twilight parties / events are being held though. The last thing you want is a mob of fans breathing down your neck.

Oh God...
Edward-watching-Bella-panting-creepily moment o__o"

[Ane the panther]

Wendy_Chan

I love how the threads with the most number of posts are the "I Hate Eragon" and "I hate Twilight" threads. xd

Yeah, at the library book board, the amount of eighth grade fangirling going on over that book was enough to make me want to vomit my pizza and cookies and NOT read the book, but I also want to out of morbid curiosity.

Pizza? We don't have any pizza yet! I'll call Dominoes.

[Minari]

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Minari

COMPANY! *Luffs* Think there'd be a way to make such shirts without, uh, provoking legal action or something? I mean, I suppose we could make 'em by hand...

That's what most of the Twilight fans do (lord knows I have my own and I was so excited to be making my own shirt for the first time I didn't realize the shirt didn't fit me).

I don't think anybody should be too bothered by the "I Hate Twilight" shirts...It's a free country after all (unless you're out of the US, in which case I say all the more power to you, but I am not responsible for any deaths whatsoever). I would try to stay aware about where Twilight parties / events are being held though. The last thing you want is a mob of fans breathing down your neck.

Oh God...
Edward-watching-Bella-panting-creepily moment o__o"

Dude, I would so take a Twilight fangirl, any time of the day. It'd be fun.

And, to celebrate 100+ I'll go get my New Moon Notes whee Yay for bashing parties! And Dero heart

[Alice Parker]

Can we report the fans that post a zillion twilight threads? I think I counted up to five on the first two pages!

And I can't wait to read the new moon notes!

(I dislike the books so much now, I'm not even typing the titles in capitol letters! Take that obsessive fangirls!)

[Mcfeegle]

Wendy_Chan

Yeah, at the library book board, the amount of eighth grade fangirling going on over that book was enough to make me want to vomit my pizza and cookies and NOT read the book, but I also want to out of morbid curiosity.

That makes me laugh because I'm in eighth grade and almost every girl in the school hates me now for disliking twilight. I have several friends that dream about Edward every night. eek It scares me.

Woohoo! Party! Pass me some pixie sticks and pizza, but keep the brownies as far away from me as possible please. (Ew, chocolate. xp )

[F U S H i G i P i N A Y]

Minari

Dude, I would so take a Twilight fangirl, any time of the day. It'd be fun.

I'm sure it'd be a blast >__>;;
But how's about a whole bookstore full of fans? Of all different ages and...sizes. If you've seen pictures of the number of people who show up at the parties, yowza.

Taffy_Jae, I've been wondering that too...
There's an Official Thread sticking out. You'd think people would get a clue and post there instead of spamming up the first page of the forum.

Ah, and typing the letters without capitols...wow, we're shaking in our boots rolleyes

[Alice Parker]

Mcfeegle

Wendy_Chan

Yeah, at the library book board, the amount of eighth grade fangirling going on over that book was enough to make me want to vomit my pizza and cookies and NOT read the book, but I also want to out of morbid curiosity.

That makes me laugh because I'm in eighth grade and almost every girl in the school hates me now for disliking twilight. I have several friends that dream about Edward every night. eek It scares me.

Woohoo! Party! Pass me some pixie sticks and pizza, but keep the brownies as far away from me as possible please. (Ew, chocolate. xp )

Haha..that reminds me of my friends story she wrote about Edward. I dicided to write one where he was a rich, snobby, jerk with a stupid and... clingy...girlfriend...huh, the similarities between my story and S.M.'s are kinda creepy. Although mine was a murder mystery where the characters end up in the Alps and buy parkas. domokun

[Mcfeegle]

Taffy_Jae

Haha..that reminds me of my friends story she wrote about Edward. I dicided to write one where he was a rich, snobby, jerk with a stupid and... clingy...girlfriend...huh, the similarities between my story and S.M.'s are kinda creepy. Although mine was a murder mystery where the characters end up in the Alps and buy parkas. domokun

I'm currently writing a parody of Twilight. But in my book the girl is actually intelligent, she falls in love with a nerdy werewolf, and the hot vampire is out to kill everyone. At the end of the book, I plan on making the vampire's eyes smolder. Literally. I'm having way too much fun with it. xd

[Alice Parker]

Mcfeegle

Taffy_Jae

Haha..that reminds me of my friends story she wrote about Edward. I dicided to write one where he was a rich, snobby, jerk with a stupid and... clingy...girlfriend...huh, the similarities between my story and S.M.'s are kinda creepy. Although mine was a murder mystery where the characters end up in the Alps and buy parkas. domokun

I'm currently writing a parody of Twilight. But in my book the girl is actually intelligent, she falls in love with a nerdy werewolf, and the hot vampire is out to kill everyone. At the end of the book, I plan on making the vampires eyes smolder. Literally. I'm having way too much fun with it. xd

Sounds fun! I wanna read it, if you don't mind, when you're finished!

[Mcfeegle]

Taffy_Jae

Mcfeegle

Taffy_Jae

Haha..that reminds me of my friends story she wrote about Edward. I dicided to write one where he was a rich, snobby, jerk with a stupid and... clingy...girlfriend...huh, the similarities between my story and S.M.'s are kinda creepy. Although mine was a murder mystery where the characters end up in the Alps and buy parkas. domokun

I'm currently writing a parody of Twilight. But in my book the girl is actually intelligent, she falls in love with a nerdy werewolf, and the hot vampire is out to kill everyone. At the end of the book, I plan on making the vampires eyes smolder. Literally. I'm having way too much fun with it. xd

Sounds fun! I wanna read it, if you don't mind, when you're finished!

Ok, it might take me a while though since I plan on making it a full length book. Also, my laptop's charger chord just died, and it's the computer with all my work on it. xp Hope you don't mind waiting.

[Alice Parker]

Mcfeegle

Taffy_Jae

Mcfeegle

Taffy_Jae

Haha..that reminds me of my friends story she wrote about Edward. I dicided to write one where he was a rich, snobby, jerk with a stupid and... clingy...girlfriend...huh, the similarities between my story and S.M.'s are kinda creepy. Although mine was a murder mystery where the characters end up in the Alps and buy parkas. domokun

I'm currently writing a parody of Twilight. But in my book the girl is actually intelligent, she falls in love with a nerdy werewolf, and the hot vampire is out to kill everyone. At the end of the book, I plan on making the vampires eyes smolder. Literally. I'm having way too much fun with it. xd

Sounds fun! I wanna read it, if you don't mind, when you're finished!

Ok, it might take me a while though since I plan on making it a full length book. Also, my laptop's charger chord just died, and it's the computer with all my work on it. xp Hope you don't mind waiting.

I could prolly get a job in waiting. (And I don't mean tables)

[Minari]

Guten Tag (Well, “Abend” for me, but Tag sounds better:3)! Picking up where we left off (page 7, if you're interested)

So Bells is majorly bummed for her birthday. Seems to me like Bella is always either bummed or swooning over Ed. And people say she's deep. Pfft. Anyway, Bella is moping and bringing down the feel of the novel right off the bat when... Prince Charming appears! All is better again! I know this was supposed to show how... uh... important Edward is to Bella or some shits like that, but what came across to me is that her feelings are shallow. Unimportant. If she can go from depressed to fangirl in the blink of an eye, her sorrow must not be as heart-wrenching as she'd have us think.

Also! If you've been in a relationship for a year(?) and still can't see any flaws with the other person, and especially if you think you don't deserve them, then you need psychiatric help.

Bella is greeted at school by Ed and Alice; Ms. Meyer spends paragraph over paragraph describing Bells' joy at seeing Edward, and about half a sentence on Alice. This further supports my theory that Ms. Meyer really just wanted to write about Ed and Bell alone in the world, but thought it wouldn't sell. Does she think it would somehow de-Speshulize their “love” if Bella were close with Alice too and genuinely excited to see her?

Note that once again Ms. Meyer comments on how beautiful the vampires are (if I ever re-read these, I will count how many times she brings it up), with attention to the bruise-like circles under their eyes. Now, maybe this is just me, but I find bruises alarming, not hot.

A lot of people, when I bring up Bella's character traits mention her selfishness over the whole “birthday” issue. Up until now I haven't been able to comment, but no more. I also felt that that particular episode emphasized certain character's... unfortunate sides, but, to my surprise, Bella was not chief among them.
-Bella's stance on the birthday issue is stupid, I think, but it's her stance and it's her birthday. If she doesn't want a party, so be it. The Cullens are in the wrong here. Edward claims to be such a good boyfriend, but here he repeats his controlling aspects; she doesn't want a party, he makes her go anyway. He discusses it with Alice with no doubt in his voice that it will happen. When Bella protests, he ignores her. Strikingly familiar to the kidnapping scene in Twilight. This is what we call “Boyfriends Behaving Badly” and I sincerely hope there is an afterlife for vampires, just so Edward can rot in hell.

And I also want to read that parody, because it sounds so full of pwnage<3

[Mcfeegle]

Awesome rant Minari. I haven't read New Moon yet, so I honestly don't know exactly what you're talking about, but it provides me with more anti-Edward arguments to throw at the various fan-girls at my school, so it's all good. I'll have to work hard on my parody so you guys can read it. I'll send you the first chapter when it's done.

[Minari]

Hey, where's that list we had of things that make Ed a bad boyfriend? I mean, there were a lot. If you needs, I can give you lots against him. The b*****d.