Just this last Friday my friend told me story about the house he is moving into. Apparently the house he is moving into was owned by a warden for the local prison. This isn't terribly odd but it gets better. The warden had this little hobby of raping the inmates at said prison. When they finally came to arrest him he offed himself in the house. My friend was afraid he was going to get raped in his sleep by a ghost that night. I laughed and went to bed.