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Post: 66575531_1 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 04:55:26 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 04:55:26 +0000

We've all heard them at some point, so I wanna know the cheesiest pickup line you've ever heard, had someone try to use on you, or even used yourself. The cheesier, the better!

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Post: 66575531_2 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 04:58:06 +0000
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do you have a map? cause i got lost in you eyes

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Post: 66575531_3 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 04:58:27 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 04:58:27 +0000

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now
Wish right now, wish right now

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Oh man that's hard, I've heard a ton of them.

One of the cheesiest I've ever heard was "If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous."

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Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now
Wish right now, wish right now

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Post: 66575531_4 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 04:58:46 +0000
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"Can I take your picture? because I want santa to know exactly what I want for christmas"....It made me LAWL but it did not work in his favor.

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Post: 66575531_5 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:00:07 +0000
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Man, now that is some stanky cheese!

One of my favorites is "Nice shoes, wanna screw?"

What's sad is the friend that used that actually got laid from that winner.

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Post: 66575531_6 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:01:13 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:01:13 +0000

"I'm glad I got this library card, 'cause I'm checking you out."

xD

sad to say, that's one of the pick-up lines one of me ex's used to talk to me

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Post: 66575531_7 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:01:14 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:01:14 +0000

Stand still so I can pick you up!

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Post: 66575531_8 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:03:56 +0000
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chocolate venom

"I'm glad I got this library card, 'cause I'm checking you out."

xD

sad to say, that's one of the pick-up lines one of me ex's used to talk to me

I'm just imaging someone using this, with that trying to sound sexy voice xd

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Post: 66575531_9 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:05:19 +0000
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

No?

Enough to break the ice.

biggrin A friend of my bf's made that one up.

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Post: 66575531_10 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:06:04 +0000
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Are you a parking ticket?
'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

lolwut.

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Post: 66575531_11 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:06:32 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:06:32 +0000

I've heard someone use the line "Nice tooth"

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Post: 66575531_12 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:07:01 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:07:01 +0000

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

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Post: 66575531_13 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:07:13 +0000
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I think the cheesiest line I hear most often is, "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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Post: 66575531_14 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:07:13 +0000
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Let's make like a gun and bang...

Made that up myself :3

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Post: 66575531_15 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:08:08 +0000
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Ava Raine Rouge

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

No?

Enough to break the ice.

biggrin A friend of my bf's made that one up.

That is actually pretty fantastic ^_^ That would make me laugh.

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