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Post: 66575531_16 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:08:26 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:08:26 +0000

Ava Raine Rouge

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

No?

Enough to break the ice.

biggrin A friend of my bf's made that one up.

I think that is really adorable, honestly!

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I've heard someone use the line "Nice tooth"

The real question now is was the person stoopid enough to fall for that gem xd

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Post: 66575531_17 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:09:14 +0000
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Hi, my name's Doug. That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.

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Post: 66575531_18 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:09:17 +0000
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i dont know any sorry ... but reading this is awesome keep it coming rofl

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Post: 66575531_19 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:09:21 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:09:21 +0000

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

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Post: 66575531_20 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:09:35 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:09:35 +0000

"Excuse me, my p***s died. Can I bury it in your v****a?"
I'm not kidding, this is 100% real.

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Post: 66575531_21 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:11:53 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:11:53 +0000

Sickologist

"Excuse me, my p***s died. Can I bury it in your v****a?"
I'm not kidding, this is 100% real.

Not only is that a sad kind of "wow. . . " moment, but also. . . ew. o.o

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Post: 66575531_22 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:12:00 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:12:00 +0000

Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle

or

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
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You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

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Post: 66575531_23 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:12:13 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:12:13 +0000

"I have a Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"

that one actually made me laugh.

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Post: 66575531_24 created on Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:15:10 +0000
Posted: Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:15:10 +0000

Have you ever had a parking ticket? Because you are fine(d)...

Lame, and doesn't really make a ton of sense... I can't believe someone used it on me and my friend