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We've all heard them at some point, so I wanna know the cheesiest pickup line you've ever heard, had someone try to use on you, or even used yourself. The cheesier, the better!
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do you have a map? cause i got lost in you eyes
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Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
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Oh man that's hard, I've heard a ton of them.

One of the cheesiest I've ever heard was "If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous."


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I could really use a wish right now
Wish right now, wish right now
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"Can I take your picture? because I want santa to know exactly what I want for christmas"....It made me LAWL but it did not work in his favor.
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Man, now that is some stanky cheese!

One of my favorites is "Nice shoes, wanna screw?"

What's sad is the friend that used that actually got laid from that winner.
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"I'm glad I got this library card, 'cause I'm checking you out."

xD

sad to say, that's one of the pick-up lines one of me ex's used to talk to me
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Stand still so I can pick you up!
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"I'm glad I got this library card, 'cause I'm checking you out."

xD

sad to say, that's one of the pick-up lines one of me ex's used to talk to me


I'm just imaging someone using this, with that trying to sound sexy voice xd
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biggrin A friend of my bf's made that one up.
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I've heard someone use the line "Nice tooth"
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I think the cheesiest line I hear most often is, "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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Let's make like a gun and bang...

Made that up myself :3
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

No?

Enough to break the ice.


biggrin A friend of my bf's made that one up.
That is actually pretty fantastic ^_^ That would make me laugh.

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