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I fight so mightily you'd think I was mike tyson/
If I spat tiny gusts of wind, you'd be blown off, flyin'/
Am I tryin'? hell no, even though I'm not, you'll still be left cryin'/
I doubt you could come anywhere close to me, even if your words start rhymin'/
This ain't tirin', It's a moment, rarer than the planets alignin'/
Shoot words faster than haleys comet, hook yall like I was bindin'/

Hilarious Dabbler

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It's time for the hurricane to to be insurged in your brain
My rap changes people so I'm addictive like cocaine
I brainwash and manipulate, those who hate
But I don't have to that just to prove I'm great
I'm like a stimulant to calm down all the beligerents
But for those who still don't like my lyrics then...
You can lick a dog's c**k till you choke and cough
and....Oh s**t I ran out of ideas, I'm sleepy as hell
been a minute since I dropped in here.... lemme see.....


yo,
its freeflow, sequel to emcees like kinko's...
phile my raps like peda's looking thorugh a peephole...
i'll knock you on your knees though...
like pedastrians with amputated limps,
from warcrimes singing hymns to people...
I'm evil, like synonyms hummed in latin language...
lyrical encantations of spellcastin entertainment...
similar to ouiji boards, I'm sendin hordes to Fiji...
with teleportation used by superior species...
like temporal folds, my scriptures will mold...
and bend the space and time density of eleven men...

( a quick somethin )
goverment and alien relationship conspiracies
discover half lion and giraffes swarming species
cloaked and hidden aircrafts transforming into mitsubishi's
silence certain media's STAFF of discovering their intergalactical weaponry's
the revalation has began with high gas price's
making sure their financial status suffices
for the construction of planetary killing devices
theyve got the world hostage like my hands in my pants with lubricating oil
extraterrestrial chants from france using the Eiffel Tower as a devasting tesla coil

I just hate high gas prices!! domokun
a fine tuned rhyme loon, spittin like a typhoon
my timed doom blind goons, straight up like a high noon
i get irate and desacrate, everything you hold dear
i elevate and penetrate wisdom right in ya ear
infuse ya thought process with ancient tounges and dialects
deduce the cost, off set your crooked funds and dire debts
retain my reign over lames, detain the force of your brain
contain ya stain soaked names, maintain the course of the rain
a down pour forever more, purely leavin you sore
profound gore around your core, surely even the score
drop the beat just like a hot dish, hit the floor and then i'll brake you/
if your lookin for a mike jackson trial my rymes will rape you.
your weak as a paper towel/
my rymes they'll go straight through.
ATEN-HUT!/
you hup 1 then i'll hup 2.
my lyrics they are killer they lay low and lay dorment/
then pop out and knock you like ali verses forman.
i'm tryin to be the lyrical richard pryor im destenined to be the greatest/
i got bad rep cause darkness4 spit in these niggas faces.
i'm a rythmic director hoes in your f***in places/
i'm prime suspect my rymes more deadly than celtic maces.
went from darkness to a suspect/
just cause i changed my name.
these other niggas want to count me outta the game/
ill create you just to destroy you likeAVP.
i'll f***in play you like a toy theseniggas envy me/
word life you cant see me like johnny C.
i'm the prime suspect now whos next to battle me?

i went to darkness4 to a prime suspect in just seconds stare
High tuned, to beam monsoons through the moon,
controlling weather, like god pissing down upon my minds letters.

Hilarious Dabbler

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When I'm worn out or jaded, i gotta find a room isolated
My attention, is all on the compostion
Every swish of the ink, makes me wanna think
on this bullshit i said, about slashing some heads
Attempted suicide, I was obselete in everyone's eyes
I was planted here, to be tortured by peers
Where's God? I thought he was there for me
and....oh s**t i hate writer's block redface
don't believe in writers block/
hell I don't believe in a haters glock/
when I grab and c**k the mic its like hittin the spot/
i turn jump stand and drop/
it aint only hot its everything that cold is not/
stop the plot and leggo the pot/
I take this pen and sign on the dot/
I record my voice collect a lot expect to be sought, after/
not get shot cuz i move like I breathe word/
better and faster/
when i shift into high gear im the veteran master/
i take this corner tape and sheetrock plaster/
build walls around me like im a lonely b*****d/
dastardly in my ways dont get too close talent literally sprays/
here take this i give you a moist towelette/
then take a hike you boys cant even howl yet/
werd.
and the beat goes on.
spit wickedness conspicuously, insertin incisions
complex flow like algebra and egyptian division
feel the wrath of my war path, i eat you alive
cross me, i'll x you out, DragonStylez on the rise
on the come up like vomit, spewin forth nasty flows
blessed, with the kiss of death, why? god only knows
recipe for destruction, craniums i am crushin
stand before me introduce you to ya utter destruction
a lesson to learn, play with dragons get burned
every bar on my chest, best believe that i earned
schooled at being cool, with an icy hot flow
Last Dragon Leroy Green, and i got the glow...
Why is it all i hear is kids talkin bout themselves/
like they all got golds and platinums sittin up on shelves/
s**t if its up to me yall can stright go to hell/
matter fact ill take there teach you to spit up some shells/
i aint gotta fire a full round i thow meat at your face like its real retarded/
thow ketchup mustard all the spices and some s**t thats truely hardened/
i been ound the block i been convicted sentenced and pardoned/
i been toastin yall marshmellows and collect you like rocks in my garden/
beware the rake as i sweep up remains/
i swing a huge stick and take out my blame/
i bag you up like drippin wet leaves in the rain/
you aint nothin but trash once my goal is attained

end.
I like when girls in take the stick, when I start creamin
Wake up, if you thought you could beat me, kid you dreamin
I live in nightmare where sissies get pissy and start screamin
Torture you mind body and soul till its to die taht you fiendin
I was waisted and needed to trace it and face it
Chase it, I didn't knew if he would run if I try to erase it
My flow is like bad weather, you need to hide to not get touched
There is no one better, with cards all my enemies gets flushed
I could crush anyone, with limited vocabulary
The language you see, to me it's secundairy
Not the first, If I flow in my native tongugue you're gone
I'm like a curse, you can't shake it of but you keep going on
Trying hate but you should know that if I escalade
You aren't made to face my escapede and I'll make you evaporate
i got a few pre-writes, i want you people to tell me what you think, i have a three part rhyme... i just want some feedback here we go

PART 1
yo i got these three nines they like to find
you hoes who aint got no flow, i bring it to ya dome
im like the ******** tyrannasaurus rex bitin into my prey's necks
and when i flex, im havin extramarital sex with a hot b***h you'd like to meet
ayo you probly perplexed, cuz my specs are too complex
im squeezed between two decks like a buildins from the project
and then i ******** explode like a sticka c4
im like the trojan horse, i sneak in and release the prisoners of war
now its somethin you cant ignore, i handle you with rapport, then i go to war
im so hardcore i ******** killed the secretary of war, stuffed his head in a bag
you ******** f** wearin ya nametag baggin bags for old ladies at stop n shop
my flows are ill like cough drops, breathe in the eucalyptus and hack up the loogies
its my duty, to take care of you hoes actin snooty, and when im off duty,
i sleep like sleepin beauty
i rock booty, then i spark up a phillie it aint no dillie
i got this philly gilly ima pass it to billy oh really shits gettin hilly
im gettin down with lilly yo pass that strawberry philly
this way, you skippin the rotation

this is my least favorite of the three, i like the next one better, and the third one the best. lemme know what your thoughts are, and feel free to analyze o.O

Dapper Dabbler

Watch as I place things in effect as I cause christianity to create another sect from distorting views to exposing neglect and showing where reality and religion intersect. Yet in this game we're all insects tryin to get it and hit it when we can only get a peck. Too many people tend to get upset because the peck is not enough now this has turned into a train wreck. Millions of minions consciously dead while their mouths move as many words are said without a thought processing through their head someone spontaneously broadcasts their business in bead. T M I, too much information as with one wave of the hand be the action some dread while I'm feedin you lies through your favorite radio station while the ones who know me too well said, "Beware the negro race, especially the one with the innocent face" Yet before the old lady got her message of, I promped my self, jumped off and put her in her place. With no regrets in the back of my mind, I did it again one time of the days, though normally things don't jump off in this manner but how I feel physically does effect my rhyme this way. If I feel like crap I'll deliver it, if I feel upset I'll neglect your feelings. If I'm all together tired all hell breaks loose as my lyrical onslaught begins with the killings...

(sorry for the jump-off of that but, I guess I got caught up into the wrong kind of start-up with the few lines. I had to stop myself there.)

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