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So I have done my research and decided that I am going on The Bacon Diet.

The bacon diet, AKA the Ketogenic Diet, is not for diabetics or children.
Imagine a world where you can lose fat while eating yummy, fatty, greasy, smokey bacon!
The daily carb intake for the bacon diet should be around 30 carbs. My diet will consist of about 70% fat, about 30% protein, and less than 10% carbs. Of course, you still have to eat fewer cals than you burn. All bodily functions will be using fat for energy instead of carbs/protein. After dietary fat is used up you instantly start using bodily fat.
For CKD (Cyclical Keto Diet) on Sundays you can eat high carb, low fat, medium protein. Saturdays too if you work out enough. This is the Carb-Up phase where glycogen (derived from sugars/starches) is stored in your body for use durign the week.

So what are my meal choices?

Yummy avocado + chicken + BACON + with romaine lettuce + a few cherry tomatoes! Dressing? How about balsamic vinegar + lots of olive oil + basil (FRESH!?) + rosemary + brown sugar (not too much, it be carbs after all) -> blend for a bit.

Maybe some chicken wings.

Want a snack? BACON!!!… or cheese; peanut butter + butter made into a ball is quite popular too.

What do I do for breakfast? Protein shake (quite yummy), then I drink a few table spoons of olive oil (not quite yummy). If you actually have taste buds and don’t want to drink bloody olive oil, you are probably better off with peanut butter, cashews, cheese etc. Health freaks prefer griding flax seeds for flax oil every morning, bottled flax oil has shitty Omega-3:Omega-6 ratio.

How about chocolate? Sure why not, just make sure you don’t eat >30g carbs/day… and every time you eat a piece of choco you throw in some cashews… hmmm bacon + chocolate? (Yes I am obsessed with bacon.)

Just do the math, about 70% fat, about 30% protein, <10% carbs; with a minimum of 1g of protein per lb of lean body mass per day.

MMMMM BACON.

Fatty acids are broken down in the liver, producing ketones bodies, which are used for energy. Excess ketones bodies are filtered by the kidneys and will be detectable with ketostix or alternatives. One type of ketone body is acetoacetic acid which is then broken down into acetone, which is also a ketone body. There is debate whether decades long ketogenic diets will harm the user, pro-keto side often cite inuit/eskimo diets which would’ve been purely ketogenic. Anti-keto side often argue that inuit/eskimos have genetic predisposition, and the fact that acetone is toxic. During carb up phase glycogen is stored for use during exercise. Each glycogen molecule bonds with one water molecule so initially you will lose about 10lb of bodyweight, simply from water loss. This is normal. Weekly fat loss of 2lb is quite common. Use calculator thingy, don’t trust BMI or simply the scale. Some people gain weight through muscle while losing fat at a similar rate.

What about cholesterol?

FORGET CHOLESTEROL!… at least for now.

Food cholesterol (at least in eggs) does not affect blood cholesterol for 70% of the population, for the other 30% both “Good” and “Bad” cholesterol are elevated by the same amount, so you’re safe. More info here. HDL:LDL ratio is unaffected.

Also, it’s unlikely that you will want to maintain this diet for years and years.
Ratttking's avatar
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This sounds ideal! yum_bacon emotion_bigheart yum_bacon
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How do you determine how many lbs of lean body mass you have?
Ratttking
How do you determine how many lbs of lean body mass you have?


I used this calculator.
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As much as I love bacon, it sounds like a fad diet that's not going to work.
I tried the ketogenic diet when I was a freshman in high school and knew nothing about health. It made me the sickest I've ever been in my life.
Followed it to a T, and soon enough became bedridden, delirious, and barely strong enough to lift a pencil to play sudoku.

DO NOT EVER RECOMMEND THIS DIET.

This diet can make you lose weight, but trust me, you'll gain it all back sooner than you lost it and you'll have numerous health problems on top of it.

Please, ask a nutritionist before you ever go on a fad diet such as this.


P.S.
If you want to lose weight quickly, the healthy way, look into the raw diet. Although as with any diet, you need to know what you're doing first. A nutritionist can help you, but without one there are just a few important things to remember before following a raw diet: http://www.veghealthguide.com/vitamins-minerals/ The rest I'll leave up to you to research if you're genuinely interested, because it's not as critical.
Thisistotallyridiculous
I tried the ketogenic diet when I was a freshman in high school and knew nothing about health. It made me the sickest I've ever been in my life.
Followed it to a T, and soon enough became bedridden, delirious, and barely strong enough to lift a pencil to play sudoku.

DO NOT EVER RECOMMEND THIS DIET.

This diet can make you lose weight, but trust me, you'll gain it all back sooner than you lost it and you'll have numerous health problems on top of it.

Please, ask a nutritionist before you ever go on a fad diet such as this.


P.S.
If you want to lose weight quickly, the healthy way, look into the raw diet. Although as with any diet, you need to know what you're doing first. A nutritionist can help you, but without one there are just a few important things to remember before following a raw diet: http://www.veghealthguide.com/vitamins-minerals/ The rest I'll leave up to you to research if you're genuinely interested, because it's not as critical.

******** that, I did my research, and I'm going to eat all the god damed bacon I want. You re not a licensed nutritionist so shove it.
Teh Angry Monster
Thisistotallyridiculous
I tried the ketogenic diet when I was a freshman in high school and knew nothing about health. It made me the sickest I've ever been in my life.
Followed it to a T, and soon enough became bedridden, delirious, and barely strong enough to lift a pencil to play sudoku.

DO NOT EVER RECOMMEND THIS DIET.

This diet can make you lose weight, but trust me, you'll gain it all back sooner than you lost it and you'll have numerous health problems on top of it.

Please, ask a nutritionist before you ever go on a fad diet such as this.


P.S.
If you want to lose weight quickly, the healthy way, look into the raw diet. Although as with any diet, you need to know what you're doing first. A nutritionist can help you, but without one there are just a few important things to remember before following a raw diet: http://www.veghealthguide.com/vitamins-minerals/ The rest I'll leave up to you to research if you're genuinely interested, because it's not as critical.

******** that, I did my research, and I'm going to eat all the god damed bacon I want. You re not a licensed nutritionist so shove it.


No, but my sister is. And she agrees it's the most ridiculous diet ever created.
I've been studying health obsessively since my freshman year of high school and I'm 21 now. Granted at first I went through a lot of bullshit, but I've got it fairly well sorted now. smile
Thisistotallyridiculous


No, but my sister is. And she agrees it's the most ridiculous diet ever created.
I've been studying health obsessively since my freshman year of high school and I'm 21 now. Granted at first I went through a lot of bullshit, but I've got it fairly well sorted now. smile
That's great, your still a young kid who thinks her s**t doesn't stink.
Oh god, yes!
Chicken stuffed jalapenos, wrapped in bacon!
GS Sailor Midnight's avatar
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Why can't it be just straight up bacon? >.>;

But still, props for this thread! I LOVE bacon!
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Seems like you're not the only one that's doing it. Here's a group of Canadians who are in a YouTube channel called "EpicMealtime"



I looked at that raw diet statement and laughed. rofl She became bedridden, delirious, and couldn't lift a pencil to play sudoku because of a change in diet ?! Now that's ridiculous.


Although I could never afford to go on a diet so rich in bacon, I have to admit.... I definitely weighed less when I had bacon and pancakes or bacon and scrambled eggs 5 times a week for breakfast. haha.

But I also rode a LOT further on my bike back then. Fourteen miles a work day compared to my 4 miles a work day when I started eating "healthy".

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