I'm not usually a burger person, cuz it normally involves meats I don't particularly like to eat (most forms of pork, beef, fish, lamb, other forms of seafood) or meats that don't burger well (sorry, I love chicken but the texture of most chicken and turkey burgers is so nasty to me. Meat ain't supposed to bounce like that. Something goes terribly wrong when bread crumbs are added, cuz plain old chicken ground meat patties are fine, and are great COATED in bread crumbs, but the minute you mix it with the meat it's like nah. You just figured out how to turn meat into rubber. Have fun.). If there was a way to make a burger entirely out of bacon and pancetta, that'd be my burger. And I'd put bacon on the burger just because BACON. And cheese. BUT MOSTLY BACON. And any fries served with said burger would be cooked in the bacon grease. 3nodding I'd probably have a heart attack after consuming it, but I'd die happy.