FFI
Warrior of Light- "How much time will you spend behind that shield?"
Garland- "My what big eyes you have..."
FFII
Ferion- "A jack of all trades, but a master of nothing."
Emperor- "You shouldn't be allowed to rule an ant farm!"
FFIII
Onion Knight- "How much of a handicap would you like?"
Cloud of Darkness- "Why do I always attract the creepy girls?"
FFIV
Cecil- "Paladin, Dark Knight, it won't matter in the end."
Kain- "Did Chris Cross make you 'jump jump'?"
Golbez- "Before we start, please say, 'Luke, I am your father!'"
FFV
Bartz- "You can never copy my experience."
Exdeath- "... I'm waiting"
Gilgamesh- "Oh boy Kabuki Theater!"
FFVI
Terra- "I hate getting into fights with pretty ladies."
Kefka- "A homicidal clown, haven't seen that before."
FFVII
Cloud- "You're gonna need a bigger sword."
Tifa- "How about we skip the match and go back to your bar?"
Sephiroth- "I wonder if you can live up to the hype and expectations?"
FFVIII
Squall- "Will having a little personality kill ya? Smile, frown, DO SOMETHING!"
Laguna- "Nobody told me this was a gun fight!"
Ultimecia- "Good God who does your hair!?"
FFIX
Zidane- "Valuables, valuables... nope nothing worth stealing here."
Kuja- "Wardrobe malfunction WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!!"
FFX
Tidus- "Yeah, your story won't have a happy ending."
Yuna- "Promise me you won't sing."
Jecht- "I've been looking for a new drinking buddy, interested?"
FFXI
Shantotto- "... I'm screwed aren't I?"
Prishe- "Isn't there a tree somewhere you should be hugging?"
FFXII
Vaan- "Good luck... you're gonna need it."
Gabranth- "look your honor I paid those parking tickets on Tuesday!"
FFXIII
Lightning- "I don't think your weapon is complex enough."
Feral Chaos- "Hello there Big, Ugly and Stinky!"