Kaistsyle2
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I just thought up another one. Only the setting and characters have something to do with FFVII.
Setting: Off the coast of Costa Del Sol, on a boat [two deck] that was bought by Barret. Character along for the ride: Cloud [acting emoish], Tifa, Marlene, Cid, and Vincent [acting in snappy, yet playful mood]. Characters showing up soon: Reno and the Turks. *On Barret's boat.* Barret: Ah! Feel that nice breeze on the ocean current! Hey Cloud, stop being an emo and give me a drink! *Cloud looks over at Barret, then slowly gets up and pulls a beverage out of the cooler and tosses it to him.* *Barret catches it, then uses a bottle opener attachment that is on his gun arm to open the bottle* Cid: What the? Barret? I didn't know your gun arm had that attachment? Barret: Huh? Oh this attachment is the swiss army knife version. It has over 1000 uses for it. *swings his arm in front of him, causing all the attachment that are on a swiss army knife to pop out.* Marlene [wearing a nice dress]: Wow! What doesn't that arm do? Vincent: It doesn't fix emos! *makes a motion towards Cloud* Cloud: Huh? Screw you goth! Why don't you go off and fix your makeup? Vincent: Why don't you go off and dress in drag, or listen to your "deep" music. By "deep", I mean lame and sounds only good to a whiny emo brat like you. Cloud: Shut up! Stop being so mean to me, you old coot! *runs off to cry below deck* *Tifa walks out onto the upper deck dressed like a pirate* Tifa: Arrg! Stop all this bellyachin before I make both of ye walk the plank! pirate Marlene, Cid, Barret: eek Tifa? What in Midgar are you wearing? Tifa: You like it? I got it the other day. I think it sets the mood! Vincent: What mood? You are the only person out here dressed like a pirate. Tifa: Well, you are dressed like a failed prissy goth! But no one else is complaining. Why don't you hide in a barrel before you burn up in the sun, you pastey putzy old fart! Vincent: blaugh Touche! You are getting better with the snaps. You just need a bit more work. Marlene: Vincent's mamma is so fat, Meteor said, "DDDAAAMMMNNN!" Vincent: stressed That was lame, but I will give you credit for trying. *suddenly, Reno and the other Turks zoom by Barret's boat at such pace that when they pass it, all those on the upper deck are hosed by a wall of water. Vincent: scream Ahh! That ruined my makeup! I gotta go reapply it. [heads into the lower deck] Barret: Damn it! I am so gonna frag them! When I get my waterproof gun attachment on. Cid: Damn! That was my last cig! It is useless now. Marlene: *spits out some water* Bla! That was icky. My nice dress is ruined! Tifa: Arrg! Those land lubbers will pay for messing with me and my mates! Reno [in the distance]: Aww! Sorry about that! Did I get you all wet? *Reno and the other turks start to laugh extremely hard* Tifa: That is it! It is time to unleash the Krakken! twisted *Summons Leviathan. Leviathan then capsizes Reno's boat* Barret: Tifa? Isn't that overkill? sweatdrop Tifa: Nope! A splash for a splash! Besides, I had to say it. The phrase made me feel so alive! biggrin |
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